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Phatscotty, Beware!

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:25 am

http://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/cost-being-batman
Superheroes are made in many different ways. Some through training like the Green Arrow, others through circumstance like Spiderman’s bite, and others by being absolutely and ridiculously wealthy, like Batman.

So if you don’t fancy an extensive training program, didn’t fall to Earth from a different planet and you can’t seem to get a radioactive insect to bite you no matter how hard you try, your only option is to become disgustingly rich and buy a lair full of gadgets in order to become the superhero you know you were born to be.

But just how rich would you need to be to become a superhero like Batman, with all his cars and gadgets as of "Dark Knight Rises"? Well, comic historian Thaddeus Howze has come up with a pretty specific answer.

$682,450,750, to be exact.


Couple of the charts in the article (plenty more where that came from):
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Re: Phatscotty, Beware!

Postby betiko on Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:42 am

i'm sorry but Oliver Quinn is ridiculously wealthy, just like bruce wayne or tony stark. or lex luthor.

Is there actually a super heroe or super villain whose lack of superpower isn't compensated by unlimited funds for expensive suits and gadgets?
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Re: Phatscotty, Beware!

Postby jgordon1111 on Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:14 am

Wtf,
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Re: Phatscotty, Beware!

Postby mrswdk on Fri Mar 25, 2016 12:06 pm

I mean that suit and weapons combo there costs less than $1.5million. Just don't buy the ridiculous custom-made military vehicles and you won't have to drop that much.

Although of course, like Green Arrow Batman also goes through extensive combat training prior to becoming a vigilante.
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Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:57 pm

How are terrorists able to inflict more damage than Batman?
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Re: Phatscotty, Beware!

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Mar 25, 2016 2:00 pm

mrswdk wrote:I mean that suit and weapons combo there costs less than $1.5million. Just don't buy the ridiculous custom-made military vehicles and you won't have to drop that much.

Although of course, like Green Arrow Batman also goes through extensive combat training prior to becoming a vigilante.

Yeah, if you go to the full article they talk about the vehicles, the house, the butler's salary, and of course the training.

I don't think the suit and the weapons would keep you alive that long without the cave and the vehicles. You gotta sleep sometime, and you need a fast vehicle to get you to your lair when you're wounded, etc., etc.

And life without a butler is meaningless, anyway.
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Re: Phatscotty, Beware!

Postby 2dimes on Fri Mar 25, 2016 2:24 pm

Dukasaur wrote:life without a butler is meaningless, anyway.


I have kids, they are pretty good at getting the mustard while we're eating.
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Re: Phatscotty, Beware!

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Mar 25, 2016 3:16 pm

Dukasaur wrote:http://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/cost-being-batman
Superheroes are made in many different ways. Some through training like the Green Arrow, others through circumstance like Spiderman’s bite, and others by being absolutely and ridiculously wealthy, like Batman.

So if you don’t fancy an extensive training program, didn’t fall to Earth from a different planet and you can’t seem to get a radioactive insect to bite you no matter how hard you try, your only option is to become disgustingly rich and buy a lair full of gadgets in order to become the superhero you know you were born to be.

But just how rich would you need to be to become a superhero like Batman, with all his cars and gadgets as of "Dark Knight Rises"? Well, comic historian Thaddeus Howze has come up with a pretty specific answer.

$682,450,750, to be exact.


Couple of the charts in the article (plenty more where that came from):
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Spiders aren't insects.

The whole article is invalidated!

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Re: Phatscotty, Beware!

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Mar 25, 2016 3:18 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Spiders aren't insects.

I'm sure they meant to include ALL multi-legged manufacturers of fine venoms.
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Re: Phatscotty, Beware!

Postby Symmetry on Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:36 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:How are terrorists able to inflict more damage than Batman?


Batman doesn't kill, apart from the times he does.
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Postby Phatscotty on Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:06 am

Gotta adjust for Benflation since that's the old BatMan.


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Re: Phatscotty, Beware!

Postby Symmetry on Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:17 am

Phatscotty wrote:Gotta adjust for Benflation since that's the old BatMan.


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That's clearly deflation. Seriously, when you have to hire the least talented Affleck to play Batman, you're in trouble
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Re: Phatscotty, Beware!

Postby notyou2 on Sat Mar 26, 2016 8:42 am

Scotty, with you engaged and all, money is probably tight, so I took a collection and we bought you one piece of the suit.

You will be getting the knee pads by courier.
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Re: Phatscotty, Beware!

Postby Phatscotty on Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:04 pm

notyou2 wrote:Scotty, with you engaged and all, money is probably tight, so I took a collection and we bought you one piece of the suit.

You will be getting the knee pads by courier.



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Re: Phatscotty, Beware!

Postby notyou2 on Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:13 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Scotty, with you engaged and all, money is probably tight, so I took a collection and we bought you one piece of the suit.

You will be getting the knee pads by courier.



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Glad you got them :D
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Re: Phatscotty, Beware!

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:24 pm

betiko wrote:i'm sorry but Oliver Quinn is ridiculously wealthy, just like bruce wayne or tony stark. or lex luthor.

Is there actually a super heroe or super villain whose lack of superpower isn't compensated by unlimited funds for expensive suits and gadgets?

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Re: Phatscotty, Beware!

Postby notyou2 on Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:31 pm

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