by ADodgeStratus on Sun Apr 03, 2016 8:43 am
It's a proven fact that cholesterol is the next big renewable resource. Colonel Sanders' plan to make America Greasy Again could make us the largest exporter of cholesterol in the world. The answer is to invest in Yellow Technologies (that's the color of cholesterol) to harvest and refine into fuel the precious results of a Colonel Sanders diet.
There's just such a company opening it's doors soon and welcoming of any Federal subsidies in the billions to launch this important renewable resource, Stratus Human Harvesting With Tubes Out Of Their Bellies LLC. (We're still finalizing the name of the research firm, do you guys think that sounds okay? I really value your advice). Remember, this is very important for the future of our children.