Conquer Club

I love pie! Wanna see what kind of pie you guys like.

cake >>> pie

Poontang pie.

Cookies!!

warmonger1981 wrote:Poontang pie.

+1

Bernie Sanders wrote:

warmonger1981 wrote:Poontang pie.

+1

Sorry, this answer is incorrect. I would have accepted Hairy Pie. That's Hairy Pie.

Next.

Serbia wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:

warmonger1981 wrote:Poontang pie.

+1

Sorry, this answer is incorrect. I would have accepted Hairy Pie. That's Hairy Pie.

Next.

Not all are hairy.

peach.

Corned beef.

Needs to be multi-option.
Needs more options.
I mean there are a few guys who are kind of miffed they are not on there.

Strawberry - Rhubarb (not to be confused with strawberry, rhubarb, that thing which is poisonous raw gets upset).

Pumpkin

Mincemeat

Cherry (back before they consolidated Washington and Lincoln birthdays in order to get MLK jr on the calendar, McDonald's used to have cherry pie for Washington's birthday every year and as a child I waited patiently because I didn't like their apple pie at the time).

waauw wrote:cake >>> pie

False. Go jump off a bridge now, heretic.

-TG

Bernie Sanders wrote:

Serbia wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:

warmonger1981 wrote:Poontang pie.

+1

Sorry, this answer is incorrect. I would have accepted Hairy Pie. That's Hairy Pie.

Next.

Not all are hairy.

MY POLL, MY ANSWERS, USURPER.

Whoopie pie

Oh, and clam pie.

Cream pie. In yo face! Serbme some of that .

You want to get creamed in your face? Suit yourself, bruh.

Bollocks.

notyou2 wrote:Oh, and clam pie.

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You must be dyslexic . In YOUR face.

And yet you asked for it. You need to purchase a clue or two.

Bollocks.

One time Linda Searcy made an apple pie. It was the best apple pie. She put it on the window sill so its aroma wafted through the neighborhood. Many of us came up to her house and were standing on the sidewalk thinking she'd offer us some. As soon as there was a small crowd, five or six of the neighborhood kids I think, Linda Searcy pulled down her pants and took a shit on the pie while screaming "here's some shit for all the shits in this neighborhood!"

We ran home. I told my dad and he stormed over to her house to complain. Nine months later I had a half-brother.

saxitoxin wrote:One time Linda Searcy made an apple pie. It was the best apple pie. She put it on the window sill so its aroma wafted through the neighborhood. Many of us came up to her house and were standing on the sidewalk thinking she'd offer us some. As soon as there was a small crowd, five or six of the neighborhood kids I think, Linda Searcy pulled down her pants and took a shit on the pie while screaming "here's some shit for all the shits in this neighborhood!"

We ran home. I told my dad and he stormed over to her house to complain. Nine months later I had a half-brother.

Who got the other half of your brother?


I bet that apple pie smelled pretty shitty after Linda did that.

I bet betiko would still take a slice.

-TG

saxitoxin wrote:One time Linda Searcy made an apple pie. It was the best apple pie. ... Linda Searcy pulled down her pants and took a shit on the pie

ITT we learn that ol' saxi thinks the best apple pie is a shitty apple pie. Literally!
Follow up question: Once the shit topping was applied, how much of the pie did you have to eat before determining it was, in fact, "the best apple pie"?

No no, they knew the pie was great from other times she made apple pies without drinking a half a bottle of rye.

Can I buy a vowel?