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Brutal authorities #30394 - Cincinnati

Postby mrswdk on Tue May 31, 2016 11:41 am

Zoo staff in Cincinnati recently responded to reports of a black primate being in the presence of a child in a public space.

The black primate was then shot by white primate zoo staff in Cincinnati after raising his hands suddenly.

Defenders of the zoo pointed out the zoo staff had no way of knowing whether Harambe was raising his hands to protect the child or draw an automatic weapon from within his fur.

Critics of the zoo have pointed out that no white primates have been killed in similar circumstances in 2016, claiming that a white primate would not have been treated in the same way.
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Re: Brutal authorities #30394 - Cincinnati

Postby riskllama on Tue May 31, 2016 12:46 pm

poor harambe.
llame, mrs...
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Re: Brutal authorities #30394 - Cincinnati

Postby Dukasaur on Tue May 31, 2016 1:43 pm

Let's see... a member of a rare and endangered species, or a member of a pestilent fast-breeding species that has occupied every corner of the planet and is rapidly in the process of turning it into a desert. I know who I'd shoot, and colour has nothing to do with it.
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Re: Brutal authorities #30394 - Cincinnati

Postby riskllama on Tue May 31, 2016 3:06 pm

exactly, duk - shoot mommy dearest for bad parenting, possibly the people in the crowd screaming "OMG". without the throng of screaming onlookers, the kid mght've walked away and become the next Jane Goodall...
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Re: Brutal authorities #30394 - Cincinnati

Postby notyou2 on Tue May 31, 2016 5:46 pm

Shame on you mrs for trivializing the racial tension in America in this thinly veiled poor attempt at humour.
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Re: Brutal authorities #30394 - Cincinnati

Postby saxitoxin on Tue May 31, 2016 5:48 pm

Turns out the mom was Linda Searcy. Is anyone even surprised at this point? :roll:
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Re: Brutal authorities #30394 - Cincinnati

Postby riskllama on Tue May 31, 2016 6:10 pm

that bitch has got to go.
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Re: Brutal authorities #30394 - Cincinnati

Postby notyou2 on Tue May 31, 2016 6:11 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Turns out the mom was Linda Searcy. Is anyone even surprised at this point? :roll:



"mommy loves you" she kept yelling

Linda is a horrible parent. How do you let your four year old climb fences and fall in the gorilla display?
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Re: Brutal authorities #30394 - Cincinnati

Postby 2dimes on Tue May 31, 2016 6:18 pm

notyou2 wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Turns out the mom was Linda Searcy. Is anyone even surprised at this point? :roll:



"mommy loves you" she kept yelling

Linda is a horrible parent. How do you let your four year old climb fences and fall in the gorilla display?


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Re: Brutal authorities #30394 - Cincinnati

Postby Serbia on Tue May 31, 2016 7:25 pm

mrswdk shoulda had a Snickers before writing the OP. Could have been so much better, instead we got lame.

Dukasaur wrote:Let's see... a member of a rare and endangered species, or a member of a pestilent fast-breeding species that has occupied every corner of the planet and is rapidly in the process of turning it into a desert. I know who I'd shoot, and colour has nothing to do with it.


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Re: Brutal authorities #30394 - Cincinnati

Postby mrswdk on Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:36 am

Sorry, but we don't all have the time to spend hours crafting Nobel Prize-winning literature (e.g. copy-pasting crappy old threads from 2011).
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Re: Brutal authorities #30394 - Cincinnati

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Sep 14, 2016 5:28 pm

The NFL won't let you make a custom jersey that says Harambe. This is a league-wide decision. I'm just about ready to be done with the NFL, who pays lip service to Gorillas but is involved in a conspiracy to keep them down.

The NHL features Harambe as a pre-set (at least for some teams). Hockey is superior in every way to other sports.
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