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nietzsche managed to go potty without getting piss on him

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jun 20, 2016 2:31 pm

In GC just now:

nietzsche wrote:the urinal was full
i mean, they didn't flush it
so i reach the button to flush it
but something told me be careful..
so i was careful, and push the button, and starts to flush, and all of the sudden splash
the shit urinal system splashed but like it was throwing it at me
and i managed to jump back and the pee missed me completely
and i was .. YES
so anyway, i spread my legs to get close to the urinal and pee
leave the bathroom with a success smile


I think we can all be proud of how far our friend has come in these recent years.
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Re: nietzsche managed to go potty without getting piss on hi

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jun 20, 2016 2:33 pm

But betiko is still my favorite CC story teller.
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Re: nietzsche managed to go potty without getting piss on hi

Postby waauw on Mon Jun 20, 2016 2:39 pm

Mexico, where everything tries to shoot you. Classic.
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Re: nietzsche managed to go potty without getting piss on hi

Postby apey on Mon Jun 20, 2016 2:48 pm

Lmao!!
Nietz is covered in piss n shit
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Re: nietzsche managed to go potty without getting piss on hi

Postby iAmCaffeine on Mon Jun 20, 2016 2:51 pm

apey wrote:Lmao!!
Nietz is covered in piss n shit

I think this has been the only time he wasn't.
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Re: nietzsche managed to go potty without getting piss on hi

Postby apey on Mon Jun 20, 2016 11:37 pm

iAmCaffeine wrote:
apey wrote:Lmao!!
Nietz is covered in piss n shit

I think this has been the only time he wasn't.

We all know he was lyin!
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Re: nietzsche managed to go potty without getting piss on hi

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue Jun 21, 2016 12:35 am

I heard they just drink out of the turlets and stuff in Mexico. I need nietz to confirm.

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Re: nietzsche managed to go potty without getting piss on hi

Postby betiko on Wed Jul 06, 2016 4:00 am

Seriously... Who flushes the public toilets before taking a leak?

If I do I flush with my foot anyways, so i don t need to get to close to the shit hole. Niet you suck.
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Re: nietzsche managed to go potty without getting piss on hi

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Jul 06, 2016 4:15 am

betiko wrote:Seriously... Who flushes the public toilets before taking a leak?

If I do I flush with my foot anyways, so i don t need to get to close to the shit hole. Niet you suck.

I do.

I know it's irrational, but it gives me the heebie-jeebies to mingle my waste with someone else's. If there's anything except pure clean water in the toilet or urinal, I will flush it before using it.
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Re: nietzsche managed to go potty without getting piss on hi

Postby waauw on Wed Jul 06, 2016 5:07 am

betiko wrote:Seriously... Who flushes the public toilets before taking a leak?

If I do I flush with my foot anyways, so i don t need to get to close to the shit hole. Niet you suck.


Well you could flush it and then try to race the toilet before it stops rinsing itself.
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