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Body banned from America for being too sexy

Postby mrswdk on Wed Jul 13, 2016 4:27 pm

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50 year-old Chinese woman deemed to sexy for country where 80% of people are obese, banned from country in case her beauty offends round-bodied women.

http://www.ibtimes.com.au/50-year-old-c ... os-1520589
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Re: Body banned from America for being too sexy

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jul 13, 2016 4:57 pm

Is she single?

Can I get her phone number?
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Re: Body banned from America for being too sexy

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Jul 13, 2016 8:10 pm

notyou2 wrote:Is she single?

Can I get her phone number?

You're too ugly. No.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Body banned from America for being too sexy

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Jul 13, 2016 8:31 pm

You have about as much chance as this weirdo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUs-4SEUMik
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Body banned from America for being too sexy

Postby BrutalBob on Thu Jul 14, 2016 4:27 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:You have about as much chance as this weirdo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUs-4SEUMik


I'd rather not have seen that LOL!
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Re: Body banned from America for being too sexy

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Jul 14, 2016 6:12 am

I'll get her a green card for a bit of her time.
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Re: Body banned from America for being too sexy

Postby waauw on Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:00 am

She's plastic, so much plastic surgery she's a complete fake.
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Re: Body banned from America for being too sexy

Postby riskllama on Thu Jul 14, 2016 10:53 am

waauw wrote:She's plastic, so much plastic surgery she's a complete fake.

yeah but, you'd still hit it, right?
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Re: Body banned from America for being too sexy

Postby mrswdk on Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:17 am

lawl, course he would

waauw wrote:2/10, would not bang
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Re: Body banned from America for being too sexy

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Jul 14, 2016 3:30 pm

BrutalBob wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:You have about as much chance as this weirdo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUs-4SEUMik


I'd rather not have seen that LOL!

Hey, to some poor kid out there, this man is a hero.
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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