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You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rectum.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 9:09 am
by DirtyDishSoap
I'm cool.

Nearly killed him.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:52 am
by 2dimes
You missed the "o" near the end there.

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:55 am
by mrswdk
Rectoum? What are you, British?

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:02 pm
by tzor
Does my urologist's finger count?

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:02 pm
by Army of GOD
if inserting objects into your rectum makes you cool, consider me Miles Davis

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:18 pm
by waauw
tzor wrote:Does my urologist's finger count?


No, but your wife's strap-on does.

Re: Nearly killed him.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:36 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
2dimes wrote:You missed the "o" near the end there.

Rectuom? Did you fail 5th grade English or something?

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:53 pm
by mrswdk
Army of GOD wrote:if inserting objects into your rectum makes you cool, consider me Miles Davis


Miles Davis is dead.

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 3:11 pm
by tzor
waauw wrote:No, but your wife's strap-on does.


But since I'm not married ... :(

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 3:48 pm
by mandalorian2298
mrswdk wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:if inserting objects into your rectum makes you cool, consider me Miles Davis


Miles Davis is dead.


He's so cool that he's cold

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 4:59 pm
by mrswdk
Skeet skeet, Manda wins this thread!

Mando Clarisian!

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 5:32 pm
by Dukasaur
tzor wrote:
waauw wrote:No, but your wife's strap-on does.


But since I'm not married ... :(


Your Donald Trump bobblehead doll will just have to suffice.

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 6:29 pm
by notyou2
Dukasaur wrote:
tzor wrote:
waauw wrote:No, but your wife's strap-on does.


But since I'm not married ... :(


Your Donald Trump bobblehead doll will just have to suffice.


LOL, good one Duk

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:03 pm
by tzor
Dukasaur wrote:Your Donald Trump bobblehead doll will just have to suffice.


Who told you about my Donald Trump Bobblehead?

Still waiting for my Hillary in Prison Bobblehead.

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:12 pm
by muy_thaiguy
DirtyDishSoap wrote:I'm cool.

Nah, man. You're ice cold. You're the ice man. Jack Frost. Mr. Freeze.

Though did you have to stuff Mister Slave up your rectum too?

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 7:09 pm
by Dukasaur
tzor wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Your Donald Trump bobblehead doll will just have to suffice.


Who told you about my Donald Trump Bobblehead?

Still waiting for my Hillary in Prison Bobblehead.


A few minor paint touch-ups, and the Martha Stewart doll will do nicely.

Image

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 7:23 pm
by patches70
Thread topic: :You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rectum

DDS quote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I'm cool.



Conclusion: We now know the circumstances of DDS's discharge from the military...

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:01 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
patches70 wrote:Thread topic: :You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rectum

DDS quote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I'm cool.



Conclusion: We now know the circumstances of DDS's discharge from the military...

Spread eagle on my cot, called in one of the acting Nco's, gave him a good look at what I did with that IED I sat on earlier that day.

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:19 pm
by notyou2
muy_thaiguy wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:I'm cool.

Nah, man. You're ice cold. You're the ice man. Jack Frost. Mr. Freeze.

Though did you have to stuff Mister Slave up your rectum too?


I heard it was Mister Hat.

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2016 3:39 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
I heard you're a professional idiot.

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2016 7:42 pm
by notyou2
DirtyDishSoap wrote:I heard you're a professional idiot.


Only when I'm being paid.

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 3:02 am
by Skittles!
DirtyDishSoap wrote:I heard you're a professional idiot.

How does one go about becoming this?

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 3:14 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
Skittles! wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:I heard you're a professional idiot.

How does one go about becoming this?

Ask diddle.

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 3:56 pm
by Bernie Sanders
Skittles! wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:I heard you're a professional idiot.

How does one go about becoming this?

Read your previous posts.

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:29 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
+1 to Bernie. Lmao