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You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rectum.

Posted:
Mon Aug 22, 2016 9:09 am
by DirtyDishSoap
I'm cool.
Nearly killed him.

Posted:
Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:52 am
by 2dimes
You missed the "o" near the end there.
Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Posted:
Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:55 am
by mrswdk
Rectoum? What are you, British?
Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Posted:
Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:02 pm
by tzor
Does my urologist's finger count?
Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Posted:
Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:02 pm
by Army of GOD
if inserting objects into your rectum makes you cool, consider me Miles Davis
Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

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Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:18 pm
by waauw
tzor wrote:Does my urologist's finger count?
No, but your wife's strap-on does.
Re: Nearly killed him.

Posted:
Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:36 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
2dimes wrote:You missed the "o" near the end there.
Rectuom? Did you fail 5th grade English or something?
Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

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Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:53 pm
by mrswdk
Army of GOD wrote:if inserting objects into your rectum makes you cool, consider me Miles Davis
Miles Davis is dead.
Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

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Mon Aug 22, 2016 3:11 pm
by tzor
waauw wrote:No, but your wife's strap-on does.
But since I'm not married ...

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

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Mon Aug 22, 2016 3:48 pm
by mandalorian2298
mrswdk wrote:Army of GOD wrote:if inserting objects into your rectum makes you cool, consider me Miles Davis
Miles Davis is dead.
He's so cool that he's cold
Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

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Mon Aug 22, 2016 4:59 pm
by mrswdk
Skeet skeet, Manda wins this thread!
Mando Clarisian!
Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

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Mon Aug 22, 2016 5:32 pm
by Dukasaur
tzor wrote:waauw wrote:No, but your wife's strap-on does.
But since I'm not married ...

Your Donald Trump bobblehead doll will just have to suffice.
Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

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Mon Aug 22, 2016 6:29 pm
by notyou2
Dukasaur wrote:tzor wrote:waauw wrote:No, but your wife's strap-on does.
But since I'm not married ...

Your Donald Trump bobblehead doll will just have to suffice.
LOL, good one Duk
Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

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Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:03 pm
by tzor
Dukasaur wrote:Your Donald Trump bobblehead doll will just have to suffice.
Who told you about my Donald Trump Bobblehead?
Still waiting for my Hillary in Prison Bobblehead.
Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

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Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:12 pm
by muy_thaiguy
DirtyDishSoap wrote:I'm cool.
Nah, man. You're ice cold. You're the ice man. Jack Frost. Mr. Freeze.
Though did you have to stuff Mister Slave up your rectum too?
Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

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Tue Aug 23, 2016 7:09 pm
by Dukasaur
tzor wrote:Dukasaur wrote:Your Donald Trump bobblehead doll will just have to suffice.
Who told you about my Donald Trump Bobblehead?
Still waiting for my Hillary in Prison Bobblehead.
A few minor paint touch-ups, and the Martha Stewart doll will do nicely.

Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

Posted:
Tue Aug 23, 2016 7:23 pm
by patches70
Thread topic: :You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rectum
DDS quote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:I'm cool.
Conclusion: We now know the circumstances of DDS's discharge from the military...
Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

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Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:01 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
patches70 wrote:Thread topic: :You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rectum
DDS quote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:I'm cool.
Conclusion: We now know the circumstances of DDS's discharge from the military...
Spread eagle on my cot, called in one of the acting Nco's, gave him a good look at what I did with that IED I sat on earlier that day.
Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

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Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:19 pm
by notyou2
muy_thaiguy wrote:DirtyDishSoap wrote:I'm cool.
Nah, man. You're ice cold. You're the ice man. Jack Frost. Mr. Freeze.
Though did you have to stuff Mister Slave up your rectum too?
I heard it was Mister Hat.
Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

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Wed Aug 24, 2016 3:39 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
I heard you're a professional idiot.
Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

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Wed Aug 24, 2016 7:42 pm
by notyou2
DirtyDishSoap wrote:I heard you're a professional idiot.
Only when I'm being paid.
Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

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Mon Sep 05, 2016 3:02 am
by Skittles!
DirtyDishSoap wrote:I heard you're a professional idiot.
How does one go about becoming this?
Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

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Mon Sep 05, 2016 3:14 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
Skittles! wrote:DirtyDishSoap wrote:I heard you're a professional idiot.
How does one go about becoming this?
Ask diddle.
Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

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Mon Sep 05, 2016 3:56 pm
by Bernie Sanders
Skittles! wrote:DirtyDishSoap wrote:I heard you're a professional idiot.
How does one go about becoming this?
Read your previous posts.
Re: You're not cool if you don't insert objects into ur rect

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Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:29 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
+1 to Bernie. Lmao