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Canada Does Not Suck

Postby notyou2 on Sun Aug 28, 2016 4:40 pm

I, as a paying member, am outraged with the continuous Canada bashing in the Global Chat. It is high time this nefarious practice is stopped once and for all.

Canada has given the world:
- zippers
- gasoline
- variable pitch propellors
- Moosehead
- snowballs
- Celine Dion
- etc
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby Symmetry on Sun Aug 28, 2016 4:50 pm

If I'd posted this thread, you can be sure it'd have been reported and been up for a move already.

So maybe, Canadians are more mediocre?

Seems a bit wrong, but NY2 had a choice of Phoenix brothers and chose Joaquin, so maybe that's the theme?
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby notyou2 on Sun Aug 28, 2016 4:57 pm

Why would it be moved? It's about GLOBAL CHAT
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby Symmetry on Sun Aug 28, 2016 5:00 pm

notyou2 wrote:Why would it be moved? It's about GLOBAL CHAT


You'd be surprised.

Or maybe not.
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby Serbia on Sun Aug 28, 2016 5:02 pm

Symmetry wrote:If I'd posted this thread, you can be sure it'd have been reported and been up for a move already.

So maybe, Canadians are more mediocre?

Seems a bit wrong, but NY2 had a choice of Phoenix brothers and chose Joaquin, so maybe that's the theme?


Y'all want a single say fuck that. Fuck that, fuck that.
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby Symmetry on Sun Aug 28, 2016 5:06 pm

Sorry, the guest is apparently part and parcel of my posts nowadays.
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby Butters1919 on Sun Aug 28, 2016 6:27 pm

notyou2 wrote:Canada has given the world:

- Moosehead

- Celine Dion
- etc


As a Canadian, I'm embarrassed about these 2 on your list!
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby Symmetry on Sun Aug 28, 2016 6:38 pm

Butters1919 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Canada has given the world:

- Moosehead

- Celine Dion
- etc


As a Canadian, I'm embarrassed about these 2 on your list!


I'd have gone with-

- a North American country not messed up with guns
- Dan Ackroyd

As substitutes.
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby notyou2 on Sun Aug 28, 2016 6:54 pm

Butters1919 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Canada has given the world:

- Moosehead

- Celine Dion
- etc


As a Canadian, I'm embarrassed about these 2 on your list!


What beer do you drink?
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby riskllama on Sun Aug 28, 2016 6:57 pm

nothing wrong w/moosehead - except the price... :evil:
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby IcePack on Sun Aug 28, 2016 7:04 pm

Maybe you need a mod to better represent the cold white north
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby Symmetry on Sun Aug 28, 2016 7:17 pm

IcePack wrote:Maybe you need a mod to better represent the cold white north


Has "Canadian" ever been a word you could be banned for?
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby nietzsche on Sun Aug 28, 2016 8:03 pm

shut up Symmetry.
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby Symmetry on Sun Aug 28, 2016 8:06 pm

nietzsche wrote:shut up Symmetry.


You were banned for the same thing, hombre.
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby BoganGod on Sun Aug 28, 2016 9:27 pm

Symmetry wrote:
nietzsche wrote:shut up Symmetry.


You were banned for the same thing, hombre.

Is hombre a synonym for gay?
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby Symmetry on Sun Aug 28, 2016 9:33 pm

BoganGod wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
nietzsche wrote:shut up Symmetry.


You were banned for the same thing, hombre.

Is hombre a synonym for gay?


Not as far I'm aware. You'll have to keep asking around.
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby riskllama on Sun Aug 28, 2016 9:38 pm

isn't honcho the name of a gay dude rag? that's pretty close...
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby Symmetry on Sun Aug 28, 2016 9:43 pm

riskllama wrote:isn't honcho the name of a gay dude rag? that's pretty close...


It's one of the few loan words English has from Japanese, but it's not hombre, hombre.
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Aug 28, 2016 9:50 pm

Canada is pretty bad.
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby nietzsche on Sun Aug 28, 2016 9:54 pm

notyou2 wrote:I, as a paying member, am outraged with the continuous Canada bashing in the Global Chat. It is high time this nefarious practice is stopped once and for all.

Canada has given the world:
- zippers
- gasoline
- variable pitch propellors
- Moosehead
- snowballs
- Celine Dion
- etc


-Justin Bieber
-Milk in bags
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby Symmetry on Sun Aug 28, 2016 10:01 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Canada is pretty bad.


Not at all- it's just one of the many success stories of the British Empire.
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby TeeGee on Sun Aug 28, 2016 10:22 pm

Some fool who once was prime minister of Australia (thankfully not for long as he was removed by his own party members) once mentioned on his trip to North America that it is pronounced Canadia

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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby BoganGod on Sun Aug 28, 2016 10:46 pm

TeeGee wrote:Some fool who once was prime minister of Australia (thankfully not for long as he was removed by his own party members) once mentioned on his trip to North America that it is pronounced Canadia


I so want him to gain weight. Fat Tony, has a nice ring to it. GO WEST COAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Aug 29, 2016 5:44 am

Butters1919 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Canada has given the world:

- Moosehead

- Celine Dion
- etc


As a Canadian, I'm embarrassed about these 2 on your list!


What the f*ck is wrong with Moosehead? Pretty much the best non-premium-priced beer on the planet.

And Celine Dion, while she might not be your taste or mine, is objectively speaking one of the world's most successful singers.

I definitely would have added Rush to the list.

Plus:
- Donald Sutherland, and of course his spinoff, Keifer Sutherland
- Skidoos
- insulin
- the CANDU reactor
- Dan Aykroyd
- Eugene Levy, John Candy, and Rick Moranis
- Canadian Club
- Conquer Club
- the Robertson screwdriver
- canola oil
- Sonar
- Coffee Crisp
- lacrosse
- the Wonderbra
- plexiglass
- the Bloody Ceasar
- McGill University
- Matt Groening
- theory of plate tectonics
- mapping the visual cortex of the brain
- discovery of stem cells
- Northern Dancer
- Farley Mowat
- the Blackberry (may have fallen on hard times now, but was the trailblazer in its field)
- the Guess Who
- Neil Young
- arctic char
- Kraft dinner
- fiddleheads
- chokeberries
- and of course, peanut butter
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Postby knycknac on Mon Aug 29, 2016 8:16 am

Well i will say Canada does really suck if has people like the Canadian Atlanta i have in a game

He is obviously flying the flag for Canada despite him advertising himself as dutch he says in some game
chats he is Canadian

I cant say what i would like to dsay in here but over the next few days i will say everything and more in game chat
as this is permissable.

What i can say is that all Canadians are test tube babies if they are like him!!!!!!

why you ask

well even their parents did not think they were worth a F###
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