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Vegetarians no longer able to eat £5 notes

Postby Symmetry on Thu Dec 01, 2016 1:49 am

Shockingly, the new 5 pound note in the UK is not vegetarian. It may not even be kosher or halal, and Hindus, Sikhs, and Jain folk are upset too. It has animal fat- tallow, in it.

It can, however, be used to play vinyl records. Sort of.
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Re: Vegetarians no longer able to eat £5 notes

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Dec 02, 2016 12:11 pm

It can also survive a washing machine. Which means it's legal to launder money now.
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Re: Vegetarians no longer able to eat £5 notes

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Dec 02, 2016 7:53 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:It can also survive a washing machine. Which means it's legal to launder money now.

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Re: Vegetarians no longer able to eat £5 notes

Postby Symmetry on Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:15 am

jonesthecurl wrote:It can also survive a washing machine. Which means it's legal to launder money now.


You'd think that would do the trick, but somehow people still think they're unclean.

I'm personally sticking to government advice- five a day.
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