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Good metaphors - round 1

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Bakers refusing to serve gay customers is most like...

Restaurants having a 'no shirt, no shoes, no service' policy (TG)
1
20%
A bartender refusing to serve a pregnant woman (DDS)
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No votes
Roman slaves attempting to escape servitude (Duk)
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40%
A black architect refusing to design a KKK meeting hall (tzor)
2
40%
 
Total votes : 5

Good metaphors - round 1

Postby mrswdk on Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:42 am

Now that we've heard all the metaphors for bakers refusing to serve gay customers, I've picked the best entry from each contributor.

Let's vote!
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Re: Good metaphors - round 1

Postby KoolBak on Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:10 am

Psssst....that's a simile, not a metaphor. Dork :lol:

Here's an example...

His understanding of literary tools is like a deaf man's understanding of a symphonic melody.

As compared to

His brain is crap.

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Re: Good metaphors - round 1

Postby Bernie Sanders on Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:12 am

I saw that said the blind man to the deaf guy.
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Re: Good metaphors - round 1

Postby mrswdk on Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:16 am

KB is being racist against Chinese T.T
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Re: Good metaphors - round 1

Postby KoolBak on Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:21 am

Bernie Sanders wrote:I saw that said the blind man to the deaf guy.


....as he picked up a hammer and saw..... :D
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Re: Good metaphors - round 1

Postby KoolBak on Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:22 am

mrswdk wrote:KB is being racist against Chinese T.T


Make an omelet, break some eggs.'.. :D
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Re: Good metaphors - round 1

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:25 am

KoolBak wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:I saw that said the blind man to the deaf guy.


....as he picked up a hammer and saw..... :D


One bright day on a moonlit night
Two dead boys got into a fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
If you do no believe this lie
Ask the blind man, he saw it too
Through a knothole in the barbed-wire fence!
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