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Re: Xi Orders Trump's Family To Perform For Him Like Seals

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:41 pm

Here's where we stand under the TRUMP presidency.

Per Capita GDP US vs EU:
$57,467 vs $35,632

Combined Capitalization of Stock Exchanges US vs EU:
$15 trillion vs $3.5 trillion*

Unemployment Rate US vs EU:
4.4% vs 7.7%

Aircraft Carriers US vs EU:
11 vs 2

Nuclear Warheads US vs EU:
6,800 vs 640

* excluding London Stock Exchange

Cue: "Yes, but we're now doing XYZ while you're doing ABC, and we're about to surpass you." (AKA the same line we've been hearing for the last 20 years ... but "about" never comes. This is like the people who have been predicting the imminent collapse of Russia for the last 300 years.)

Face it, we're bigger, richer, faster, smarter, and have larger penises. That's the way it's always been, that's the way it will always be. If spending the next two decades predicting a bright future helps you get through the next two decades of grey misery, that's fine. No grudges.

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Re: Xi Orders Trump's Family To Perform For Him Like Seals

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Nov 15, 2017 5:19 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
have larger penises.

Bigger Dickheads, too.
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Re: Xi Orders Trump's Family To Perform For Him Like Seals

Postby waauw on Wed Nov 15, 2017 5:57 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Here's where we stand under the TRUMP presidency.

Per Capita GDP US vs EU:
$57,467 vs $35,632

Combined Capitalization of Stock Exchanges US vs EU:
$15 trillion vs $3.5 trillion*

Unemployment Rate US vs EU:
4.4% vs 7.7%

Aircraft Carriers US vs EU:
11 vs 2

Nuclear Warheads US vs EU:
6,800 vs 640

* excluding London Stock Exchange

Cue: "Yes, but we're now doing XYZ while you're doing ABC, and we're about to surpass you." (AKA the same line we've been hearing for the last 20 years ... but "about" never comes. This is like the people who have been predicting the imminent collapse of Russia for the last 300 years.)

Face it, we're bigger, richer, faster, smarter, and have larger penises. That's the way it's always been, that's the way it will always be. If spending the next two decades predicting a bright future helps you get through the next two decades of grey misery, that's fine. No grudges.


Everything you just mentioned is irrelevant to the discussion. I'm talking benchmarks of Trump's policy with history and how it could damage the future american economy. All you retort is a momentary shot, of which 2 don't even have anything to do with economics whatsoever. That and your usual petulant attempts at distraction.
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Re: Xi Orders Trump's Family To Perform For Him Like Seals

Postby waauw on Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:04 pm

saxitoxin wrote:have larger penises.


That is actually statistically wrong. The US average is below the global average and almost every single country in the EU has a higher average than the US with only a few exceptions.
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Re: Xi Orders Trump's Family To Perform For Him Like Seals

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:27 pm

waauw wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:have larger penises.


That is actually statistically wrong. The US average is below the global average and almost every single country in the EU has a higher average than the US with only a few exceptions.
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Six-percent of the U.S. population is of East Asian origin while something like 3% of the EU population is of East Asian origin. Handicapping for this, the US has bigger penises.
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Re: Xi Orders Trump's Family To Perform For Him Like Seals

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:36 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
waauw wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:have larger penises.


That is actually statistically wrong. The US average is below the global average and almost every single country in the EU has a higher average than the US with only a few exceptions.
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Six-percent of the U.S. population is of East Asian origin while something like 3% of the EU population is of East Asian origin. Handicapping for this, the US has bigger penises.


13% of the U.S. population is of African origin. Figure it out.
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Re: Xi Orders Trump's Family To Perform For Him Like Seals

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:44 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
waauw wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:have larger penises.


That is actually statistically wrong. The US average is below the global average and almost every single country in the EU has a higher average than the US with only a few exceptions.
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Six-percent of the U.S. population is of East Asian origin while something like 3% of the EU population is of East Asian origin. Handicapping for this, the US has bigger penises.


13% of the U.S. population is of African origin. Figure it out.


According to this map, no on in Canada even has a penis -

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Also, a half inch or so can be attributed to circumcision since Arab states also trend lower. So, yes, the U.S. probably has the world's largest penises.
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Re: Xi Orders Trump's Family To Perform For Him Like Seals

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:47 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
waauw wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:have larger penises.


That is actually statistically wrong. The US average is below the global average and almost every single country in the EU has a higher average than the US with only a few exceptions.
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Six-percent of the U.S. population is of East Asian origin while something like 3% of the EU population is of East Asian origin. Handicapping for this, the US has bigger penises.


13% of the U.S. population is of African origin. Figure it out.


According to this map, no on in Canada even has a penis -

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Also, a half inch or so can be attributed to circumcision since Arab states also trend lower. So, yes, the U.S. probably has the world's largest penises.


I'm not sure of the methodology there, but I would assume uncircumcised penises are measured with the foreskin retracted.
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Re: Xi Orders Trump's Family To Perform For Him Like Seals

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:52 pm

Dukasaur wrote:I would assume uncircumcised penises are measured with the foreskin retracted.


This thread went from discussing the president of China, to the methodology of penis measurement.

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Re: Xi Orders Trump's Family To Perform For Him Like Seals

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:57 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:I would assume uncircumcised penises are measured with the foreskin retracted.


This thread went from discussing the president of China, to the methodology of penis measurement.

proof of evolution



You're the one who introduced penises into the mix.
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Re: Xi Orders Trump's Family To Perform For Him Like Seals

Postby waauw on Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:59 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:I would assume uncircumcised penises are measured with the foreskin retracted.


This thread went from discussing the president of China, to the methodology of penis measurement.

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Well I guess only the fittest topics survive...
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Re: Xi Orders Trump's Family To Perform For Him Like Seals

Postby betiko on Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:54 am

Obama has a larger penis than Trump. That's classified FBI information, but I thought I should bring it to the open.
In Swahili, "Obama" means baobab penis.
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Re: Xi Orders Trump's Family To Perform For Him Like Seals

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:32 am

betiko wrote:Obama has a larger penis than Trump. That's classified FBI information, but I thought I should bring it to the open.
In Swahili, "Obama" means baobab penis.


Oh hell, even Jared Kushner has a bigger penis than Trump. That's why Ivanka switched.
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