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Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby Symmetry on Sat Nov 25, 2017 1:10 pm

It's that time of year. Post some music that isn't the usual dross that the radio plays on loop.

Points lost for anything that has children singing.

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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Nov 25, 2017 10:35 pm

The Something Awful It's Christmas album is the best of all time.

This is an example:


show: Bonus Track


Seriously, throw the CD into your Christmas playlist and nobody will notice but when they do they will thank you for it.
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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:46 pm

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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby Thorthoth on Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:51 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:Seriously, throw the CD into your Christmas playlist and nobody will notice but when they do they will thank you for it.

Total lie. It went 0 to massively annoying in 2.6 seconds.

Try this instead:
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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby Thorthoth on Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:53 pm

Symmetry wrote:It's that time of year. Post some music that isn't the usual dross that the radio plays on loop.

Points lost for anything that has children singing.

Sym, you're an anti-Christianic pederastic moron...
Gregory Peck should drag you screaming onto a cathedral altar and penetrate you with sacramental daggers.
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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:58 pm

Wtf are sacramental daggers? I thought sacraments were the Eucharist, baptism, marriage, etc. Are you just making up stuff now?

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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby 2dimes on Sun Nov 26, 2017 12:03 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Wtf are sacramental daggers? I thought sacraments were the Eucharist, baptism, marriage, etc. Are you just making up stuff now?

-TG


Nah.
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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby Thorthoth on Sun Nov 26, 2017 12:15 am

Sym and his dad.
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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:32 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Wtf are sacramental daggers? I thought sacraments were the Eucharist, baptism, marriage, etc. Are you just making up stuff now?

-TG


Marriage is a penetration. Therefore sacramental dagger is codeword for penis.
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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Nov 26, 2017 12:43 pm

And so we learn that TT fantasizes about a love scene between Gregory Peck and Symmetry.
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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby Symmetry on Sun Nov 26, 2017 2:26 pm

Dukasaur wrote:And so we learn that TT fantasizes about a love scene between Gregory Peck and Symmetry.


As if there was any doubt.

Still- what's Christmas without odd death threats?

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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Nov 27, 2017 4:23 am

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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:40 am

I think you make this thread every year
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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby Thorthoth on Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:37 pm

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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby notyou2 on Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:58 pm

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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby Quirk on Tue Nov 28, 2017 3:07 am



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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby Bentelbow on Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:10 pm



Arrogant Worms have the best Christmas tunes.
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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Dec 02, 2017 2:07 am



Apparently the original lyrics are totally unrelated to the later English translation. It's all about how Jesus was born for everybody except the Russians.

For sheer magnificence, the Mormons seem to know how to celebrate Christmas:
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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby Symmetry on Sat Dec 02, 2017 4:26 am

Thorthoth wrote:T.L.D.B.


Ah, so you're aware of the challenge. Posting it deliberately can't disqualify people. As is often the case, you should have read the rules.

For those not in the know- the T.L.B.D. challenge is to see if you can get through the Christmas season without hearing The Little Drummer Boy. You lose if you hear it. You can't force or trick other people into hearing it. Basically, someone artificially getting you to hear it won't count.
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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby Symmetry on Sat Dec 02, 2017 4:28 am

Quirk wrote:


Oddly enough, one of my favourites.
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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby KoolBak on Sat Dec 02, 2017 9:00 am

Such bickering...and the holiday season....lol. Luckily my extended family is awesome and we love this time of year ;o)

Quirk my man, thanks for that. I have a ton of Eek a Mouse but no xmas shit....gonna go get it!

The great Nat King Cole will always personify the season for me....cherished memories of childhood and his music always playing. Love this one....

"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:23 am

To me, there is only one song that truly captures the meaning of Christmas:

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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby Quirk on Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:07 pm

KoolBak wrote:Quirk my man, thanks for that. I have a ton of Eek a Mouse but no xmas shit....gonna go get it!


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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:09 pm

Symmetry wrote:
For those not in the know- the T.L.B.D. challenge is to see if you can get through the Christmas season without hearing The Little Drummer Boy. You lose if you hear it. You can't force or trick other people into hearing it. Basically, someone artificially getting you to hear it won't count.


It's not even Advent yet, so why would listening to that song now disqualify you? Christmas season starts after Christmas, not before.
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Re: Christmas music that isn't annoying thread

Postby KoolBak on Sat Dec 02, 2017 2:30 pm

Duk....Hell to the Yes!!

Quirk....thumbs up ;o)
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