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Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:00 am
by Metsfanmax
1. She eloped with BBS
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:17 am
by Dukasaur
2. Her husband found out about her relationship with Symmetry and had her killed.
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:10 am
by DirtyDishSoap
3. Player was Linda Searcys multi. Saxi got onto his main account, BigWham, and had her banned.
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:56 am
by KoolBak
4. She joined Wicked in the secret underground kingdom of the Mole People
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:16 am
by waauw
5. She quit because CC was simply getting boring.
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:41 am
by jonesthecurl
6. She joined the Amish and renounced electricity.
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:03 pm
by Metsfanmax
7. nietzsche kidnapped her for ransom
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:10 pm
by mrswdk
8. Some combination of getting fired, a messy divorce and/or spiralling into depression.
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:56 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
9. She went on to be a main collaborator for Infowars.
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:29 pm
by saxitoxin
10. Angel investor on the Quip toothbrush; made a billion dollars and retired to King of Prussia, Pennsylvania.
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:14 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
Can we get some time memorial quotes for her? I foed her a long time ago for being an idiot, but I'd like to reaffirm my decision
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Posted:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:57 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
I guess i asked for a Christmas miracle, sheesh.
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Posted:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:00 pm
by riskllama
i always found her quite pleasant. you guys are mean.
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

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Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:03 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
11. Her favorite author was stranded in an auto accident near her house, so she's been tending to him while he revises his latest manuscript.
-TG
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Posted:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:02 pm
by Dukasaur
12. She's gone to Braavos to serve the Many-Faced God.
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Posted:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:06 pm
by riskllama
Dukasaur wrote:12. She's gone to Braavos to serve the Many-Faced God.
duk watches GoT???

Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Posted:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:13 pm
by Dukasaur
riskllama wrote:Dukasaur wrote:12. She's gone to Braavos to serve the Many-Faced God.
duk watches GoT???

No, I'm reading the books.
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Posted:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:19 pm
by riskllama
Dukasaur wrote:riskllama wrote:Dukasaur wrote:12. She's gone to Braavos to serve the Many-Faced God.
duk watches GoT???

No, I'm reading the books.
yes, that sounds more better.
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Posted:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:40 pm
by patches70
13. Opioid overdose. Player is now just another statistic.
But don't feel bad about it, eventually each and every one of us becomes just a statistic....
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

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Fri Dec 22, 2017 1:11 am
by jonesthecurl
riskllama wrote:i always found her quite pleasant. you guys are mean.
I'm a fan too. I gave her a free subscription to
American History magazine at one point.
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

Posted:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:30 am
by jusplay4fun
14. She got bored with the game and
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

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Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:31 am
by jusplay4fun
15. Tired of harrassment by trolls
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

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Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:40 am
by Dukasaur
16. AND needed to learn Advanced Zen.
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

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Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:17 am
by mrswdk
17. Dementia.
Re: Theories about what happened to PLAYER

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Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:25 am
by 2dimes
18. Busy knitting presents for Christmas.