What do you want for Christmas

by **Dukasaur** on Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:17 pm

I want a triceratops. Live.

by **Bernie Sanders** on Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:40 pm

Thank you Jesus!

by **2dimes** on Sun Dec 24, 2017 12:36 am

I'd like an airplane but just like burn, I'll have to continue to rent.

by **riskllama** on Sun Dec 24, 2017 2:50 pm

a big bag of dicks & a carton of fags, pls.

by **betiko** on Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:17 pm

What would you do with a used bikini bern? Probably too small for you anyways.

by **Bernie Sanders** on Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:46 pm

betiko wrote:What would you do with a used bikini bern? Probably too small for you anyways.

I'll use it for a scratch and sniff trophy, duh!

by **riskllama** on Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:52 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
betiko wrote:What would you do with a used bikini bern? Probably too small for you anyways.

I'll use it for a scratch and sniff trophy, duh!

is it still a trophy if u get it in the mail?

by **Bernie Sanders** on Sun Dec 24, 2017 7:56 pm

riskllama wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
betiko wrote:What would you do with a used bikini bern? Probably too small for you anyways.

I'll use it for a scratch and sniff trophy, duh!

is it still a trophy if u get it in the mail?

No llama, you of course need to purchase one or find one on garbage day when you go dumpster shopping.

To make it a trophy, you need to conjole it off the woman with sweet nothings whispered in her ear.

I really hope one day you can find at least a passed out broad and pull the swim suit off her before she comes to.

by **mrswdk** on Sun Dec 24, 2017 8:08 pm

That’s the Christmas spirit.

by **riskllama** on Sun Dec 24, 2017 8:18 pm

what's a "conjole", fake bern? also, are "passed out broads" a good source for slightly used underwears??? kinda sounds like Bill Cosby "lite" territory, to me - no sport.