Conquer Club

I want a triceratops. Live.

I'd like an airplane but just like burn, I'll have to continue to rent.

a big bag of dicks & a carton of fags, pls.

What would you do with a used bikini bern? Probably too small for you anyways.

betiko wrote:What would you do with a used bikini bern? Probably too small for you anyways.

I'll use it for a scratch and sniff trophy, duh!

Bernie Sanders wrote:

betiko wrote:What would you do with a used bikini bern? Probably too small for you anyways.

I'll use it for a scratch and sniff trophy, duh!

is it still a trophy if u get it in the mail?

riskllama wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:

betiko wrote:What would you do with a used bikini bern? Probably too small for you anyways.

I'll use it for a scratch and sniff trophy, duh!

is it still a trophy if u get it in the mail?

No llama, you of course need to purchase one or find one on garbage day when you go dumpster shopping.

To make it a trophy, you need to conjole it off the woman with sweet nothings whispered in her ear.

I really hope one day you can find at least a passed out broad and pull the swim suit off her before she comes to.

That’s the Christmas spirit.

what's a "conjole", fake bern? also, are "passed out broads" a good source for slightly used underwears??? kinda sounds like Bill Cosby "lite" territory, to me - no sport.

Im a simple man with simple needs.

Megan Fox as Mrs Santa delivering my presents and eating my cookies.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Im a simple man with simple needs.

Megan Fox as Mrs Santa delivering my presents and eating my cookies.

JoeConnor wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Im a simple man with simple needs.

Megan Fox as Mrs Santa delivering my presents and eating my cookies.

Joe Connor? Any relation to John Connor?