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Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby 2dimes on Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:06 pm

Really Juicey Smorgasbord for sure.

Sounds like he's having some dessert.
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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby mrswdk on Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:20 pm

I heard he only eats McDonald's apple sauce to avoid being poisoned.
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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby 2dimes on Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:47 pm

Define poisoned.
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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby mookiemcgee on Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:18 pm

mrswdk wrote:I heard he only eats McDonald's apple sauce to avoid being poisoned.


But most apples are picked by illegals, so I guess he can't eat any at all? I thought he was allergic to any food that didn't go through multiple levels of processing and preservative adds.
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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby 2dimes on Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:06 pm

President Trump and I don't trust anyone that doesn't like banana whiff.

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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:20 am

2dimes wrote:President Trump and I don't trust anyone that doesn't like banana whiff.




What the fuk is banana whiff? If I can't peel it I won't eat it.
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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby 2dimes on Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:48 am

Isn't it the same as Dole Whip only bananas instead of pineapples?
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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:07 am

2dimes wrote:Isn't it the same as Dole Whip only bananas instead of pineapples?


What the fuk? I only know of drinking tropical drinks with high alcohol content out of pineapples that are hollowed out as cups.
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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby 2dimes on Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:23 am

I hope you are not trying to surprise anyone, by outright saying you don't know something, instead of just typing a bunch of gibberish to show it.
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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:04 am

2dimes wrote:I hope you are not trying to surprise anyone, by outright saying you don't know something, instead of just typing a bunch of gibberish to show it.


I only reply to gibberish when I read it here.
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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby 2dimes on Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:44 pm

How have you never had dole whip? Are you banned from all the state fairs?
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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:33 pm

2dimes wrote:How have you never had dole whip? Are you banned from all the state fairs?


I was banned for a year at the Riot Fest, not my fault. I got in a fight and the guy's girlfriend jumped in and I accidently hit her once.....maybe twice. I was intoxicated at the time and was given a nice pair of cop's bracelets and escorted out of Grant Park.
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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby mookiemcgee on Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:07 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
2dimes wrote:How have you never had dole whip? Are you banned from all the state fairs?


I was banned for a year at the Riot Fest, not my fault. I got in a fight and the guy's girlfriend jumped in and I accidently hit her once.....maybe twice. I was intoxicated at the time and was given a nice pair of cop's bracelets and escorted out of Grant Park.


Is it considered wife beating if you are hitting someone elses wife Bernie?
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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby riskllama on Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:42 pm

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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:06 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:
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2dimes wrote:How have you never had dole whip? Are you banned from all the state fairs?


I was banned for a year at the Riot Fest, not my fault. I got in a fight and the guy's girlfriend jumped in and I accidently hit her once.....maybe twice. I was intoxicated at the time and was given a nice pair of cop's bracelets and escorted out of Grant Park.


Is it considered wife beating if you are hitting someone elses wife Bernie?



No....if it was my wife I would have been charged with assault and battery. The couple who attacked me could not pressed charges, since the witnesses saw the guy throw his beer on me.
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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby 2dimes on Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:31 pm

They should have gave you a dole whip for the road.
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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby jusplay4fun on Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:12 am

After Trump's silly and asinine comment about immigrants from Haiti, Africa, and Norway, one does wonder about his "genius" status.

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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Jan 13, 2018 11:39 am

jusplay4fun wrote:After Trump's silly and asinine comment about immigrants from Haiti, Africa, and Norway, one does wonder about his "genius" status.

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Why do you have to repeat yourself? I would expect more from my illegitemately born son. Your fukn mom failed in turning my boy into a man.
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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby jusplay4fun on Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:41 pm

Raise your hand if you notice:

1) fake burnie is an idiot;

2) fake bunnie cannot post an intelligent thought;

3) fake burnie has MAJOR difficulty communicating without using a curse word;

4) fake bunnie has bad breathe;

5) fake burnie is a JERK;

6) fake burnie posts only crap;

7) fake bummie posts pictures of crap;

8) fake burnie repeats lies;

9) fake burnie CANNOT get it up to even have sex to even father a child;

10) fake bunnie does fake sex;

11) fake bunnie dreams of sex and that is why he always posts pictures of women he dreams about;

12) ALL THE ABOVE. THIS ONE has MY vote.

JP

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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby 2dimes on Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:01 pm

You probably should have mentioned banana whiff.
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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby hotfire on Sun Jan 14, 2018 9:30 am

The only whiff I have ever heard of is the scent of cabbage at the fair
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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sun Jan 14, 2018 9:34 am

jusplay4fun wrote:Raise your hand if you notice:

1) fake burnie is an idiot;

2) fake bunnie cannot post an intelligent thought;

3) fake burnie has MAJOR difficulty communicating without using a curse word;

4) fake bunnie has bad breathe;

5) fake burnie is a JERK;

6) fake burnie posts only crap;

7) fake bummie posts pictures of crap;

8) fake burnie repeats lies;

9) fake burnie CANNOT get it up to even have sex to even father a child;

10) fake bunnie does fake sex;

11) fake bunnie dreams of sex and that is why he always posts pictures of women he dreams about;

12) ALL THE ABOVE. THIS ONE has MY vote.

JP

fake burnie's Dirty Dozen are ABOVE.


Relax and chill. You have anger issues that need the attention of whiff professionals.
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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby karel on Sun Jan 14, 2018 9:34 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
jusplay4fun wrote:After Trump's silly and asinine comment about immigrants from Haiti, Africa, and Norway, one does wonder about his "genius" status.

JP


Why do you have to repeat yourself? I would expect more from my illegitemately born son. Your fukn mom failed in turning my boy into a man.

dude trump is right they are shit hole countries,and do nothing for us but put more of these people on welfare
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Re: Trump Enters RJS to Cheese, Applesauce

Postby jusplay4fun on Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:40 pm

Do you purposely misspell words to prove how stoooopid you are, fake burnie?

JP

Bernie Sanders wrote:
jusplay4fun wrote:After Trump's silly and asinine comment about immigrants from Haiti, Africa, and Norway, one does wonder about his "genius" status.

JP


Why do you have to repeat yourself? I would expect more from my illegitemately born son. Your fukn mom failed in turning my boy into a man.
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