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New female-friendly potato chips launched

PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:35 am
by mrswdk
Doritos is developing special snacks for women because crisps are too crunchy for girls.

According to Indra Nooyi, global chief executive at PepsiCo, which owns the famous snack brand, women don't enjoy crunching loudly or licking their fingers when eating crisps in public. The company's solution to this? Crisps with a quieter crunch that will be sold in handbag-sized packaging.


http://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/worklife ... s-crunchy/

Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:17 pm
by 2dimes
They're corn chips.

Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 5:13 pm
by mrswdk
Oh I see it's pedant o'clock.

Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:33 pm
by notyou2
How many handbags of chips crisps have you purchased?

Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:48 pm
by riskllama
stupid.

Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:56 pm
by Neoteny
#brands

Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 8:28 pm
by Dukasaur
I once got a hooker for the price of a bag of Doritos.

Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 8:51 pm
by riskllama
Dukasaur wrote:I once got a hooker for the price of a bag of Doritos.


the cheap man always pays twice, duk... :lol:

Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 12:09 am
by TA1LGUNN3R
Would eating these chips make me look gay?

-TG

Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:10 am
by DirtyDishSoap
Dukasaur wrote:I once got a hooker for the price of a bag of Doritos.

Nothing else to add to that story?

1/10.

Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:35 am
by Bernie Sanders
Dukasaur wrote:I once got a hooker for the price of a bag of Doritos.


Let's not talk about your trips to Third World Countries. Did you use the empty Doritos bag as a condom?

Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 4:58 pm
by tkr4lf
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:I once got a hooker for the price of a bag of Doritos.

Nothing else to add to that story?

1/10.

Sounds like a good PL story...

Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:01 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
Almost as bad as a llama story.

-TG

Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:40 pm
by riskllama
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Almost as bad as a llama story.

-TG


way to kick a llama when he's down, TG... :(

Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:40 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
Just kidding, i love your stories. Simply been burned too many times.

-TG

Re: New female-friendly potato chips launched

PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:06 am
by KoolBak
By hookers?? Damn boyo...you been hanging out in NE Portland? Shoulda stopped on your way by!