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Re: Stormy and Trump

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:28 pm

GoranZ wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:You won't see my type these words often, but mrswdk wins the thread.


What about now?

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Re: Stormy and Trump

Postby degaston on Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:24 pm

nietzsche wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Technically having sex with Ivanka was statutory rape.


what? Trump had sex with Ivanka????


But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. - Matthew 5:28

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To be fair, he probably wasn't that interested in her until the fake boobs, nose, chin, etc. were done, so it's probably more of an incest thing than statutory rape.

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Of course, it's probable that he committed both statutory and regular rape as well.
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Re: Stormy and Trump

Postby HitRed on Wed Mar 28, 2018 1:14 am

I'm a Trump fan (even though it tanked my stock picks). Anyway, the media is correct that he hurt his wife and child (Barron) by cheating with Stormy. She also has a child and maybe even a husband. Hurt was caused and bonds were broken there too. Cheating hurts a lot of people.
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Re: Stormy and Trump

Postby Neoteny on Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:52 am

One's love life is private and shouldn't be held against a person in any capacity. Cheating can be harmful for many, but some people work through it and it is what it is. Cheating, when taken in the context of a mushbrained gameshow host representing the party of "family values" and a porn star, followed by payoffs and TV exposés is definitely fucking hilarious though.
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Re: Stormy and Trump

Postby tkr4lf on Wed Mar 28, 2018 3:55 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:Image

Her calves are huge. What a turn off.
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Re: Stormy and Trump

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Mar 28, 2018 4:12 pm

tkr4lf wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Image

Her calves are huge. What a turn off.

That comes from doing lots of horsey rides. Don't know if you've ever had a girl who's good at horsey rides, but trust me, a few extra calf muscles are worth it..:P
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Re: Stormy and Trump

Postby degaston on Wed Mar 28, 2018 4:17 pm

tkr4lf wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Image

Her calves are huge. What a turn off.

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Re: Stormy and Trump

Postby tkr4lf on Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:32 pm

Hey, I'm a bronzed Adonis ok? I can judge porn stars all I want. Besides, my neck beard is glorious compared to that guys.
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Re: Stormy and Trump

Postby tkr4lf on Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:33 pm

Dukasaur wrote:That comes from doing lots of horsey rides. Don't know if you've ever had a girl who's good at horsey rides, but trust me, a few extra calf muscles are worth it..:P

Hmm, point taken.

I withdraw my criticism of her calves.


She does have a nice face, at least in that pic.
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Re: Stormy and Trump

Postby degaston on Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:41 pm

tkr4lf wrote:Hey, I'm a bronzed Adonis ok? I can judge porn stars all I want. Besides, my neck beard is glorious compared to that guys.

I figured I was being nice by not giving you this one:
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Re: Stormy and Trump

Postby tkr4lf on Wed Mar 28, 2018 9:22 pm

Is that from one of those "Faces of Meth" ad campaigns?

That guy really needs some sun.
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Re: Stormy and Trump

Postby degaston on Thu Mar 29, 2018 12:01 am

tkr4lf wrote:Is that from one of those "Faces of Meth" ad campaigns?

That guy really needs some sun.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/brian-peppers/
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Re: Stormy and Trump

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Mar 29, 2018 12:26 am

It looks like some gore photo where the dude's head was partially crushed o something.
mrswdk wrote:When your balls look like a couple of dates in a gym sock you probably come to figure that pussy's pussy.
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Re: Stormy and Trump

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:27 am

Me, I hate thin legs. I walk a fukkovalot and have bigger calves than that, and I for one think that's her sexiest feature.
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Re: Stormy and Trump

Postby mrswdk on Thu Mar 29, 2018 4:29 am

Plus everyone's legs squish out like that when they're sitting down. Bet if she stands up they'll suddenly look fine.
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Re: Stormy and Trump

Postby tkr4lf on Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:12 am

Jeez, I withdrew my criticism. It's cool guys. Her calves are sexy as hell and I would masturbate to nothing but her calves if given the opportunity.


Also, good god, that man was real. That would be kinda scary to encounter that guy on the streets.
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Re: Stormy and Trump

Postby 2dimes on Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:28 am

He's five feet tall or something.
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Re: Stormy and Trump

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Mar 29, 2018 10:26 am

Currently he's -6 feet tall, i wouldn't be too worried.
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Re: Stormy and Trump

Postby 2dimes on Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:38 pm

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Re: Stormy and Trump

Postby tkr4lf on Thu Mar 29, 2018 5:00 pm

That's what nightmares are made of.
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