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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat May 25, 2019 5:44 am

I don't need another definition, because even by that definition, most Bibles aren't authorized. It isn't something that happens. A single example from 500 years ago does not constitute a trend. The KJV was never "authorized" by King James or by the church, but rather it was authorized by an Act of Parliament, which is why it is referred to as the Authorized Version. That is a definite article, it is The Authorized Version. It's not something that is common.

To keep this on the original point, the statement I am disagreeing with is the underlined one:
Symmetry wrote:Church wise, I'm not sure where you disagree with me. We both say that missionaries are agents of churches. They're not just winging it with their own Bibles. So they're authorised and have Bibles that are authorised for their work, which is authorised by the church they are performing missionary work for.


Bibles are not authorized for missionary work and they are not authorized by the church.

If authorization means to make a truth-claim about the contents, then missionaries are winging it, since they each individually will make truth claims about the Bible while bringing their message to the nations.

Would you say I have authorized this forum post because I am making a truth claim about it? What counts as an acceptable authority? In most cases it is the book publisher making a claim about accuracy (rarely about truth). Do book publishers have a Divine Right to authorize texts?

There is no need to provide any definition because there is no process whereby the church is involved in deciding which Bible a missionary is to use unless the Church is paying for them (to hand out), in which case that decision is usually done by the purchasing agent, not somebody in authority.

I suppose at a basic level, I would need some evidence of somebody claiming to authorize something, with whatever definition they use. Have you met anyone who has claimed to authorize a Bible? Maybe you can call the pope and ask how many Bibles he has authorized? (His phone number is 390669881022 and the correct answer is 0).
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue May 28, 2019 10:00 pm

I have randomly selected Carmen Jones as the greatest film of all time. Congratulations to the runners-up Imitation of Life and Orfeu Negru.
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed May 29, 2019 3:06 pm

It might be time to invest in gold...
https://www.wsj.com/articles/america-ca ... 1545042600
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:45 pm

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This is a picture of the man who pastored the church Alfred Nobel went to; he eventually won the Nobel Peace Prize before Obama ruined it. His name is Nathan Soderblom.
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:47 pm

Looks like one of my top two Canadian past-times is no longer allowed:
https://globalnews.ca/news/5411341/cana ... harkwater/

At least I can still club baby seals.
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:49 pm

Two posts in one day? Let's discuss the issues

https://www.lusakatimes.com/2019/06/20/ ... ng-part-i/

This is a very interesting article.

We saw the advent of DCM’s on the road and some weird brands of buses, sweets from Pakistan, eggs and cabbage from Zimbabwe and mealie meal from far places like Canada as if we lived on mass.

This stood out to me because Canada is close, but also doesn't have mealie meal (at least I've never seen it and I've spent most of my life in close Canada).

Recently I learned that Zambia actually borders Botswana. Who knew?

Next door, the election protests are starting to get really violent in Malawi. This woman is from Malawi:
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She said the main difference between Canada and Malawi is that in Malawi you always expect to be raped and are thankful when you're not. In Canada you expect not to get raped and it's a tragedy when you are. That's not what the protests are about... but maybe they should be?
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Jun 22, 2019 8:50 am

Mauritania election today. It's a real case of no good choices. It's either the Muslim Brotherhood or the current dictators. Either way you lose.
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:59 am

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/201 ... anada.html

Unfortunately, this article misses the biggest question: is she beautiful?

I don't understand why that isn't one of the government's qualifications when determining if they should let illegals roam free.

I am in favor in illegal immigration of young, beautiful, unmarried women, especially virgins. I think I'll write the immigration minister.
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Jun 28, 2019 11:34 pm

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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby NomadPatriot on Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:06 am

DoomYoshi wrote:Image


I heard they re-released Age of Empires 2.. any chance it is as good as I used to be?
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby Symmetry on Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:59 am

NomadPatriot wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:Image


I heard they re-released Age of Empires 2.. any chance it is as good as I used to be?


It's a trick question.
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby NomadPatriot on Sat Jun 29, 2019 1:39 am

Symmetry wrote:
NomadPatriot wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:Image


I heard they re-released Age of Empires 2.. any chance it is as good as I used to be?


It's a trick question.


being married entails no girlfriend … if women were attracted to you.. maybe you would understand the concept
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Jun 29, 2019 4:11 am

NomadPatriot wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
NomadPatriot wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:Image


I heard they re-released Age of Empires 2.. any chance it is as good as I used to be?


It's a trick question.


being married entails no girlfriend … if women were attracted to you.. maybe you would understand the concept
:D

.....as if girls are attracted to an internet nerd like yourself, lol
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby NomadPatriot on Sat Jun 29, 2019 6:39 am

Bernie Sanders wrote:
NomadPatriot wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
NomadPatriot wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:Image


I heard they re-released Age of Empires 2.. any chance it is as good as I used to be?


It's a trick question.


being married entails no girlfriend … if women were attracted to you.. maybe you would understand the concept
:D

.....as if girls are attracted to an internet nerd like yourself, lol


I do not worry about 'girls' being attracted to me.. I prefer women
but hey Bernie.. you are always talking about .. the young......
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Jun 29, 2019 7:57 am

I don't think it is as good, RTS games have moved on quite a bit. I don't even like RTS that much, I just thought it was a funny picture.

Being married doesn't imply no girlfriend. You must be doing it wrong.
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby NomadPatriot on Sat Jun 29, 2019 10:27 am

DoomYoshi wrote:I don't think it is as good, RTS games have moved on quite a bit. I don't even like RTS that much, I just thought it was a funny picture.

Being married doesn't imply no girlfriend. You must be doing it wrong.


like I said.. I prefer women.. but if you are on the Bernie-Train & like 'girls'.. just make sure you register & let all the neighbors know. .( you are required to do that... it's the Law..)


girl
NOUN
1.a female child.
synonyms:

female child · daughter · schoolgirl · lass · bairn · pickney · kid · kiddie
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Jun 29, 2019 11:24 am

NomadPatriot wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:I don't think it is as good, RTS games have moved on quite a bit. I don't even like RTS that much, I just thought it was a funny picture.

Being married doesn't imply no girlfriend. You must be doing it wrong.


like I said.. I prefer women.. but if you are on the Bernie-Train & like 'girls'.. just make sure you register & let all the neighbors know. .( you are required to do that... it's the Law..)


girl
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synonyms:

female child · daughter · schoolgirl · lass · bairn · pickney · kid · kiddie


Girl is slang for woman also....and you ain't getting laid. We can tell by your child like posts, lol.
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby NomadPatriot on Sat Jun 29, 2019 11:46 am

Bernie Sanders wrote:Girl is slang for woman also....and you ain't getting laid. We can tell by your child like posts, lol.


maybe for you Pedo-Bern..
only slang I use for my woman is " My Lady".. or 'The Wifey'..

but you keep defending your 'liking girls'.. :? :? :?
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:41 pm

In Canada we sexually assault both women and girls. 15 years old seems to be the most popular age. Unfortunately, I'm not that cool and trendy so I mostly avoid sexual assault.
https://www150.statcan.gc.ca/n1/pub/85- ... 81-eng.htm
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby NomadPatriot on Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:54 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:In Canada we sexually assault both women and girls. 15 years old seems to be the most popular age


he said … " we sexually assault both women and girls ".. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Jun 29, 2019 1:05 pm

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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Jul 01, 2019 12:10 am

What do you think of Grand Theft Auto: Jerusalem edition?

The DLC could feature a full-blown apocalypse.
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby NomadPatriot on Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:44 am

why would you steal a car in Jerusalem..
you can rent one for $5.00 a day... :lol: :lol: :lol:

https://www.kayak.com/Cheap-Jerusalem-Car-Rentals.23903.cars.ksp
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:39 am

An incredible (full-length) movie:
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Re: The DoomYoshi Musings thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:27 am

Time for an update on AIDS and HIV:
https://www.unaids.org/en/resources/pre ... eport_2019

Notably, the target for children having access to drugs is missed. This is mostly in undiagnosed under-2 year olds, who are discovered to have HIV after death.

Don't worry, Washington, D.C. is still undisputed as the AIDS capital of the world, with Assistant AIDS to the AIDS of Department heads and all that.

In all seriousness, Miami is the American city with the highest rate of AIDS, notably in the South Beach neighborhood.
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