Canidates for Western Hemispheres Switzerland

[HitRed]

Time to choose the best country to be "The Western Hemispheres Switzerland". These are important shoes to fill! Switzerland is that crucial country that brokers peace, food shipments and the release of political prisoners. With all the trade wars and barriers we might all loose access to this crital country. Well just pretend. Best to consider degrees of being neutal, impartial and if possible above reproach.

[HitRed]

Panama is a crossroads for economic trade. Even the Asian giant China considers Panama in its strategic interests. Clearly America has deep ties with the building of the canal. This gives some political capital so it might be possible for Panama to step up on the world stage.

[DoomYoshi]

I nominate St. Lucia.

[riskllama]

how about Belize? you never hear anything bad about that place.

[Mad777]

how about Belize? you never hear anything bad about that place.

I guess you didn't make much search before posting

Due to the small population and high per capita murder rate, Belize consistently ranks among the top 10 countries in the world for homicides, according to the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime. Belize averages approximately 40 homicides per 100,000 residents.

[riskllama]

how about Belize? you never hear anything bad about that place.

I guess you didn't make much search before posting

Due to the small population and high per capita murder rate, Belize consistently ranks among the top 10 countries in the world for homicides, according to the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime. Belize averages approximately 40 homicides per 100,000 residents.

you're right, i didn't. i stand by my entry, however.

[HitRed]

how about Belize? you never hear anything bad about that place.

I guess you didn't make much search before posting

Due to the small population and high per capita murder rate, Belize consistently ranks among the top 10 countries in the world for homicides, according to the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime. Belize averages approximately 40 homicides per 100,000 residents.

you're right, i didn't. i stand by my entry, however.

Peace begins in sand in the shoes.

[riskllama]

how about Belize? you never hear anything bad about that place.

I guess you didn't make much search before posting

Due to the small population and high per capita murder rate, Belize consistently ranks among the top 10 countries in the world for homicides, according to the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime. Belize averages approximately 40 homicides per 100,000 residents.

you're right, i didn't. i stand by my entry, however.

Peace begins in sand in the shoes.

hmm...whilst i suspect your heart's in the right place, HR - i was raised by the two tenets of there being two things a man cannot abide : another man banging his woman & a rock in his boot.

[armati]

Thats funny.

[notyou2]

I nominate Haiti. They leave everyone alone.

And they speak French too, just like the Swiss.

[DoomYoshi]

I nominate Haiti. They leave everyone alone.

And they speak French too, just like the Swiss.

I guess spreading 4H disease around the world counts as leaving everyone alone.

[Mad777]

I nominate Haiti. They leave everyone alone.

And they speak French too, just like the Swiss.

....23% of us speak french...german is 63%

and the Creole is a derivated language, not exactly the same a french from France for instance.

[Serbia]

“Canidates”.
Costa Rica. Obvious choice. What do I win?

[Bentelbow]

“Canidates”.
Costa Rica. Obvious choice. What do I win?

A homemade tamale and a bottle of Salsa Extra.

[HitRed]

“Canidates”.
Costa Rica. Obvious choice. What do I win?

Interesting, I didn't know this.

Costa Rica has been known for its stable democracy, and for its highly educated workforce, most of whom speak English.

[HitRed]

I nominate Haiti.

The first shipwreck in the New World happened in Haiti. Setting the stage I guess.

[Keefie]

I would like to nominate the Cayman Islands.

Just like Switzerland they are famous for offshore banking and a good place to hide money.

[Dukasaur]

I would like to nominate the Cayman Islands.

Just like Switzerland they are famous for offshore banking and a good place to hide money.

+1

[notyou2]

I would like to nominate the Cayman Islands.

Just like Switzerland they are famous for offshore banking and a good place to hide money.

Nope too flat. Basically a sandbar, all 3 of them.

[notyou2]

I nominate Haiti. They leave everyone alone.

And they speak French too, just like the Swiss.

....23% of us speak french...german is 63%

and the Creole is a derivated language, not exactly the same a french from France for instance.

This isn't about Switzerland, go back to your bank vault full of chocolate.

[Mad777]

I nominate Haiti. They leave everyone alone.

And they speak French too, just like the Swiss.

....23% of us speak french...german is 63%

and the Creole is a derivated language, not exactly the same a french from France for instance.

This isn't about Switzerland, go back to your bank vault full of chocolate.

wtf? Too much tough pill this morning?

[HitRed]

Since everybody claims the Faulkland Islands it will be the new capital of Switzerland West.

[Symmetry]

I would like to nominate the Cayman Islands.

Just like Switzerland they are famous for offshore banking and a good place to hide money.

Weirdly, they are apparently the number 7 in the list of highest paying nations lobbying the US.

https://thinkprogress.org/new-database-shines-light-on-foreign-lobbying-in-the-u-s-93f777f06879/

Which leads me to only one conclusion- they bought you Keefie. What was it? Money? Women? Duck jpegs? What did it take for you to sell out a thread on CC?