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Postby armati on Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:05 am

This Is Not A Joke


If you have concluded that a small handful of crazed morons control the words we are permitted to use, you are correct. The LGBT (Lesbian-gay-bisexual-transgender) community has decided that the word “vagina” is not gender-inclusive. The new unbiased designation of vagina is “front hole.”

The health website Healthline, together with the National Institutes of Health, Human Rights Campaign, BMC Pregnancy and Childbirth journal, and Fenway Health in collaboration with Harvard Medical School, the National LGBT Health Education Center, and the Massachusetts League of Community Health Centers have joined in the use of “front hole” as an “unbiased, inclusive, and contemporary term.”

One wonders how “front hole” qualifies as an unbiased gender neutral term. Does the male gender have a front hole? This effort to neutralize femaleness doesn’t work, but nevertheless it is the new politically correct term.

Healthline states that “it is simply not true” that “Healthline is now using the term ‘front hole’ instead of vagina,” but then corrects itself: “we use both front hole and vagina. ‘Front hole’ is one of the numerous, accepted terms for genitalia we use specifically for certain members of the trans community who identify with it.” https://www.healthline.com/health/lgbtq ... response#1

One wonders the consequences of referring to the “front hole” as pussy. Would the world end?

Men and women of my generation—fortunately we don’t have to endure this crazed epoch much longer—could generate endless mirth with the new politically correct term. I won’t do it here, but you men and women, assuming men and women still exist in the oxymoron called Western Civilization, use your imagination. You will enjoy the laughter.

For the idiocies of our present existence, champagne and laughter are the only answers.

Western Civilization Is Now A Caricature of Absurdity

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Re: front hole

Postby Symmetry on Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:33 am

Find someone you like. Talk to them, ask them out, arm.
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Re: front hole

Postby Serbia on Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:40 am

Don’t care.
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Re: front hole

Postby Neoteny on Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:50 am

This thread would be a better thread if it celebrated all the things we call our genitalia. I refer to them collectively as "my junks," because it's a little gross and unnecessary pluralization is fun. Obviously armati hasn't been to a school or a locker room or, like, outside his house to know that people have a variety of names for their junks, and it's actually fun and good.
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Re: front hole

Postby BabySasuke on Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:08 pm

front hole, lmao wtf?
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Re: front hole

Postby Serbia on Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:42 pm

The term “front butt” is better anyway.
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Re: front hole

Postby BabySasuke on Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:46 pm

holy hole
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Re: front hole

Postby HitRed on Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:47 pm

"The target area is only two inches wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system." - StarWars
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Re: front hole

Postby armati on Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:49 pm

that was funny.
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Re: front hole

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Aug 23, 2018 3:21 pm

Either way, it's still the play pen.
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Re: front hole

Postby mookiemcgee on Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:51 pm

What are they going to call the back hole though? Oh wait...

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Re: front hole

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:10 pm

armati wrote:This Is Not A Joke


If you have concluded that a small handful of crazed morons control the words we are permitted to use, you are correct. The LGBT (Lesbian-gay-bisexual-transgender) community has decided that the word “vagina” is not gender-inclusive. The new unbiased designation of vagina is “front hole.”

The health website Healthline, together with the National Institutes of Health, Human Rights Campaign, BMC Pregnancy and Childbirth journal, and Fenway Health in collaboration with Harvard Medical School, the National LGBT Health Education Center, and the Massachusetts League of Community Health Centers have joined in the use of “front hole” as an “unbiased, inclusive, and contemporary term.”

One wonders how “front hole” qualifies as an unbiased gender neutral term. Does the male gender have a front hole? This effort to neutralize femaleness doesn’t work, but nevertheless it is the new politically correct term.

Healthline states that “it is simply not true” that “Healthline is now using the term ‘front hole’ instead of vagina,” but then corrects itself: “we use both front hole and vagina. ‘Front hole’ is one of the numerous, accepted terms for genitalia we use specifically for certain members of the trans community who identify with it.” https://www.healthline.com/health/lgbtq ... response#1

One wonders the consequences of referring to the “front hole” as pussy. Would the world end?

Men and women of my generation—fortunately we don’t have to endure this crazed epoch much longer—could generate endless mirth with the new politically correct term. I won’t do it here, but you men and women, assuming men and women still exist in the oxymoron called Western Civilization, use your imagination. You will enjoy the laughter.

For the idiocies of our present existence, champagne and laughter are the only answers.

Western Civilization Is Now A Caricature of Absurdity

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"Front hole" seems more appropriate for whatever the f*ck mtfs have than "vagina" or "vulva."
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Re: front hole

Postby warmonger1981 on Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:15 pm

Just another hole to plug.
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Re: front hole

Postby The ram on Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:44 am

This really is discrimination of tranny's. For years the poor buggers suffer in a man's body saving their pennies to get their cocks chopped off so they can purchase a brand new, unused ( hopefully it stays that way) vagina. And now thanks to these academic lefties, all they can look forward to is a front hole.
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Re: front hole

Postby 2dimes on Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:12 am

It's an attempt to get a, "Don't worry bro. Your's is the same." vibe going.

It would appear that the plan is not to take away the fantasy of a front hole on a tranny being a vagina, but to pretend vagunas are merely front holes.

Shoot, two vaginas are not even the same, how everyone is going to believe artificial ones made by a plastic surgeon fit into that diverse group sounds like a lofty goal.
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Re: front hole

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sun Aug 26, 2018 10:06 am

"Vaguna" sounds like a lake in the northeast somewhere.
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Re: front hole

Postby 2dimes on Sun Aug 26, 2018 4:25 pm

I am really undecided about fixing that.
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Re: front hole

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Aug 26, 2018 11:35 pm

Vagina Vagina bo-bagina
Banana fanna fo-fagina
Fee, fy, mo-magina.
Vagina!
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Re: front hole

Postby Symmetry on Sun Aug 26, 2018 11:42 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Vagina Vagina bo-bagina
Banana fanna fo-fagina
Fee, fy, mo-magina.
Vagina!


Yay!
Duk Duk, bo buk
Banana fanna fo...

Let's just stop there.

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Re: front hole

Postby mookiemcgee on Mon Aug 27, 2018 1:03 am

Dukasaur wrote:Vagina Vagina bo-bagina
Banana fanna fo-fagina
Fee, fy, mo-magina.
Vagina!



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