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North Korea Facts

Postby Neoteny on Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:23 pm

We all know North Korea is under a brutal, repressive regime. ITT, we list facts about this oppressive nation.

From early grade school, children are required to take an oath of loyalty to the North Korean flag each morning. Students who fail to do so are punished and socially ostracized.

Slavery is technically illegal in North Korea, but the massive prison population is regularly forced into service with no compensation for their labor.

What other facts do we know about this crushing, nationalist monstrosity?
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby HitRed on Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:29 pm

They want to move South?
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby Neoteny on Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:34 pm

Under the nationalist Kim regime, a patriotic anthem is played before every sporting event, and citizens are compelled to stand and genuflect for the duration.
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby The ram on Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:52 pm

Are you cumming in your little panties writing that. It must excite you to think what the west could be like under socialism. That's why there was a gap between the first post and second eh, had to clean yourself up after typing about punishing dissent.
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby Neoteny on Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:08 am

The ram wrote:Are you cumming in your little panties writing that. It must excite you to think what the west could be like under socialism. That's why there was a gap between the first post and second eh, had to clean yourself up after typing about punishing dissent.


Please remain on topic. This thread is about life in North Korea, and not your unsettling obsession with my genitalia.

In the hermit kingdom, there is a government department dedicated to maintaining the ethnic purity of the nation. This ethnic cleansing is codified by law, and the government enforces this policy with concentration camps and forced deportations.

North Korea bullies other nations with its nuclear capabilities and massive military.
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby mrswdk on Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:23 am

The North Korean government has ventured abroad to kidnap citizens of other countries and take them to its detention centers where they are held indefinitely.

The North Korean government has murdered its own citizens in extra-territorial assassinations.
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby Neoteny on Fri Oct 19, 2018 7:31 am

Thank you for educating us about these unconscionable breaches of sovereignty and the rule of law.

Domestically, North Korean citizens are routinely murdered in the streets by police forces that face little or no punishment or even oversight.
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby The ram on Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:22 am

An excercise of the blind leading the visually impaired here. Good read on a comical level though. Carry on
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby HitRed on Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:31 am

extra-terrestrial assassinations?

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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby mrswdk on Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:50 am

The North Korean government uses a pervasive monitoring apparatus to eavesdrop on all its citizens.

The North Korean government routinely spreads lies and blatant falsehoods about its actions in its propaganda releases.

The North Korean government routinely hands out draconian prison sentences for acts that would be considered trivial in most countries. Citizens are incarcerated at a rate far exceeding that of any other nation on the planet.

The North Korean government tightly controls the movement of its citizens, with those it considers to be subversives banned from ever leaving the country.
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby Neoteny on Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:32 am

North Korea has an elected legislature, but all laws are subject to the final say of unelected officials serving lifetime appointments.
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby HitRed on Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:42 am

It's a very cold place. Mountainous.
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby mrswdk on Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:31 am

Neoteny wrote:North Korea has an elected legislature, but all laws are subject to the final say of unelected officials serving lifetime appointments.


An elected legislature where voters are repeatedly offered the same 'choice' between broadly indistinguishable candidates all controlled by the same ruling interests.
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:48 am

Wait a minute... I get it. You guys are really talking about Russia, right?
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby betiko on Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:54 am

they captured 4 US soldiers during the korea war in the 50s; they became the bad guys in all the propaganda films of the regime simply because they were the only white guys in north korea lol... and they kid of became movie stars there.
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby Keefie on Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:09 am

They love to drink and have fun.
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby Neoteny on Fri Oct 19, 2018 12:15 pm

The authoritarian North Korean regime requires all males to register for conscription into the armed forces once attaining the age of majority. Many state-funded school groups prepare children for military service.

In the military, a culture of jingoist racism is pressed upon the recruits, and any sense of free thought and individuality is stamped out of them to create ruthless automatons who will kill on command.

Veterans of this crushing service are often discarded as broken husks of who they once were. Suicide rates are high, and those who survive to old age spend the majority of their time on Facebook posting Minions memes and wondering why their grandchildren never call them.
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby mookiemcgee on Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:00 pm

The North Korean leader does not require visits to the bathroom.

Also this is what he would look like if he wasn't so fat:

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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby Neoteny on Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:40 pm

The DPRK's few remaining international allies share their thuggish perspectives on foreign relations, engaging in atrocities like political assassinations, murdering journalists, and ethnic cleansing of neighboring states.
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby spurgistan on Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:08 pm

Neoteny wrote:
The ram wrote:Are you cumming in your little panties writing that. It must excite you to think what the west could be like under socialism. That's why there was a gap between the first post and second eh, had to clean yourself up after typing about punishing dissent.


Please remain on topic. This thread is about life in North Korea, and not your unsettling obsession with my genitalia.


Can't blame him, though. They're spectacular.
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby Neoteny on Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:34 pm

spurgistan wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
The ram wrote:Are you cumming in your little panties writing that. It must excite you to think what the west could be like under socialism. That's why there was a gap between the first post and second eh, had to clean yourself up after typing about punishing dissent.


Please remain on topic. This thread is about life in North Korea, and not your unsettling obsession with my genitalia.


Can't blame him, though. They're spectacular.


Neoteny facts.
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby The ram on Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:06 pm

Neoteny wrote:North Korea has an elected legislature, but all laws are subject to the final say of unelected officials serving lifetime appointments.


Same system as the EU then.
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby Neoteny on Sun Oct 28, 2018 8:22 pm

The ram wrote:
Neoteny wrote:North Korea has an elected legislature, but all laws are subject to the final say of unelected officials serving lifetime appointments.


Same system as the EU then.


Weird.
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Re: North Korea Facts

Postby armati on Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:13 pm

I guess saying N Korea means the U.S.?

forced labor of prison populations...watch Brubaker.
Most incarcerated place on earth is the U.S.
patriotic anthem played before sporting events.
american citizens are routinely murdered in the streets by police forces that face little or no punishment
(maybe changing with vids)

Funny, we can take each item listed and apply it to the U.S.

Is it a code or sumtin?
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