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I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 4:52 pm
by mrswdk
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Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 5:26 pm
by mookiemcgee
Black and bitter

full of cream

ground up and in the freezer

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 5:57 pm
by saxitoxin
xeno wrote:not more than a few hours old

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 6:38 pm
by riskllama
saxitoxin wrote:
xeno wrote:not more than a few hours old


:lol: :lol: :lol: ...saxi wins this thread.

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 7:12 pm
by mookiemcgee
Damn it, I felt like I had a chance of winning this one but I agree with Llama. Maga party wins again

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 7:31 pm
by riskllama
did you know xeno, mook?

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 7:42 pm
by mookiemcgee
riskllama wrote:did you know xeno, mook?

no, must be before my time. (I know the word means strange/foreign in greek)

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 10:11 pm
by Symmetry
Defecated out of Filipino cats.

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 5:28 am
by mrswdk
Cheap.

saxitoxin wrote:Arabic

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 5:29 am
by mrswdk
Symmetry wrote:Defecated out of Filipino cats.


You can have tea if you'd prefer.

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:18 am
by DoomYoshi
tall, next to my bible. Also, I like 3 a day, but only one at a time.

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:27 am
by waauw
Giving me sugar?

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:58 pm
by Symmetry
mrswdk wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Defecated out of Filipino cats.


You can have tea if you'd prefer.


Yes, I'd prefer tea.

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:00 pm
by Symmetry
Sym music break:


Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:06 am
by betiko
mookiemcgee wrote:
riskllama wrote:did you know xeno, mook?

no, must be before my time. (I know the word means strange/foreign in greek)


he was a guy in his early 20s that was into girls 12-16. A true moron living in his mum's basement and crazy about his pick-up truck. He publically hoped I'd be in the concert hall during the paris shooting, because I'm French and French are pussies that don't carry weapons (I actually knowa few people killed or injured from that event and wasn't really ready to listen to his shit).
For some reason, saxi was fascinated by this sub-turd.

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:47 pm
by riskllama
*also why he won the thread... :)

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:25 am
by mrswdk
betiko wrote:The was a guy in his early 20s that was into girls 12-16. A true moron living in his mum's basement and crazy about his pick-up truck. He publically hoped I'd be in the concert hall during the paris shooting, because I'm French and French are pussies that don't carry weapons (I actually knowa few people killed or injured from that event and wasn't really ready to listen to his shit).
For some reason, saxi was fascinated by this sub-turd.


This doesn't sound like tasty coffee.

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 4:30 am
by Bernie Sanders
mrswdk wrote:
betiko wrote:The was a guy in his early 20s that was into girls 12-16. A true moron living in his mum's basement and crazy about his pick-up truck. He publically hoped I'd be in the concert hall during the paris shooting, because I'm French and French are pussies that don't carry weapons (I actually knowa few people killed or injured from that event and wasn't really ready to listen to his shit).
For some reason, saxi was fascinated by this sub-turd.


This doesn't sound like tasty coffee.


There's always some pathetic turd who wants to pee on the parade.

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 4:55 pm
by saxitoxin
betiko wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
riskllama wrote:did you know xeno, mook?

no, must be before my time. (I know the word means strange/foreign in greek)


he was a guy in his early 20s that was into girls 12-16. A true moron living in his mum's basement and crazy about his pick-up truck. He publically hoped I'd be in the concert hall during the paris shooting, because I'm French and French are pussies that don't carry weapons (I actually knowa few people killed or injured from that event and wasn't really ready to listen to his shit).
For some reason, saxi was fascinated by this sub-turd.


Interestingly, you left out the best part ... xeno is a Francophone Louisianan.

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:44 am
by iAmCaffeine
Black and with a KitKat.

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2019 9:02 am
by betiko
saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
riskllama wrote:did you know xeno, mook?

no, must be before my time. (I know the word means strange/foreign in greek)


he was a guy in his early 20s that was into girls 12-16. A true moron living in his mum's basement and crazy about his pick-up truck. He publically hoped I'd be in the concert hall during the paris shooting, because I'm French and French are pussies that don't carry weapons (I actually knowa few people killed or injured from that event and wasn't really ready to listen to his shit).
For some reason, saxi was fascinated by this sub-turd.


Interestingly, you left out the best part ... xeno is a Francophone Louisianan.


Lol I didn’t even know. Listening to cajun speak « french » makes you wonder how could you ever think that people from Quebec have the most difficult french to understand. Oh well, not counting Creole languages... but louisiana french is more about inbread than a mix with other cultures

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2019 10:34 am
by iAmCaffeine
betiko wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
riskllama wrote:did you know xeno, mook?

no, must be before my time. (I know the word means strange/foreign in greek)


he was a guy in his early 20s that was into girls 12-16. A true moron living in his mum's basement and crazy about his pick-up truck. He publically hoped I'd be in the concert hall during the paris shooting, because I'm French and French are pussies that don't carry weapons (I actually knowa few people killed or injured from that event and wasn't really ready to listen to his shit).
For some reason, saxi was fascinated by this sub-turd.


Interestingly, you left out the best part ... xeno is a Francophone Louisianan.


Lol I didn’t even know. Listening to cajun speak « french » makes you wonder how could you ever think that people from Quebec have the most difficult french to understand. Oh well, not counting Creole languages... but louisiana french is more about inbread than a mix with other cultures

I'm guessing they're sliced white?

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2019 12:41 pm
by 2dimes
Clandestinely enjoyed in a back room at work, with some brandy in them.

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2019 2:34 pm
by Bernie Sanders
Hot, strong, black and sweet.

Re: I like my women like I like my coffee

PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2019 12:31 pm
by tzor
Bernie Sanders wrote:Hot, strong, black and sweet.


Lay off the sweetener and embrace the bitter flavor, Bernie.