Complaints department

[Skoffin]

Welcome to the Complaints Department

What would you like to complain about today?

[NomadPatriot]

Urban Dictionary
complainer

1: A type of person whose only way of speaking is through non stop complaining. We all know someone like this, and we all hate someone like this. Beware a complainer, because once they find a vent they won't let that person go until they are a complainer themselves. Ironically the first symptom of becoming a complainer is complaining about a complainer who complained to you about something so miniscule it could not even be called a complaint unless of course it comes out of a complainer's mouth. As you can see I really hate complainers, and actually by defining this I myself am becoming a complainer...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!



https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=complainer

[nietzsche]

somebody slap this guy already.


i bet he stinks.. literally, i bet he doesn't shower for weeks.

i bet he's housebound because nobody likes him and nobody talks to him irl.

[Skoffin]

Which one of us do you mean, friend?

On one hand, I am a girl and not a guy so you must mean him.

On the other, I do in fact stink so maybe you mean me.

[NomadPatriot]

Which one of us do you mean, friend?

On one hand, I am a girl and not a guy so you must mean him.

On the other, I do in fact stink so maybe you mean me.

did you just assume my gender.. ?
and are you calling someone who wants to assault me your 'friend'..?

I need to file a complaint!

[nietzsche]

NP obviously.

but if you want to get slapped... you have the wrong man. I would never hit a woman. Even if mrs wdk says it's the feminist thing to do.

[Skoffin]

I'd like to submit the complaint that my customers do not know how to fucking read signs.
Someone do something about this

[HitRed]

I'd like to submit the complaint that my customers do not know how to fucking read signs.
Someone do something about this

DUKE, you hired the right person.

[Dukasaur]

I'd like to submit the complaint that my customers do not know how to fucking read signs.
Someone do something about this

DUKE, you hired the right person.

[Skoffin]

You guys don't know what I go through

[jimboston]

I'd like to submit the complaint that my customers do not know how to fucking read signs.
Someone do something about this

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign... busting up the scenery breaking my mind... do this, don’t do that can’t you read the signs!

[Bernie Sanders]

I'd like to submit the complaint that my customers do not know how to fucking read signs.
Someone do something about this

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign... busting up the scenery breaking my mind... do this, don’t do that can’t you read the signs!

Signs were meant to be disobeyed

[Dukasaur]

I'd like to submit the complaint that my customers do not know how to fucking read signs.
Someone do something about this

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign... busting up the scenery breaking my mind... do this, don’t do that can’t you read the signs!

Signs were meant to be disobeyed

Signs can save your life.
https://www.cdc.gov/stroke/signs_symptoms.htm

[Skoffin]

I made extra signs hoping it would help - but alas it does not.

[Bernie Sanders]

I made extra signs hoping it would help - but alas it does not.

Sign language does not work in this forum.

[NomadPatriot]

[Skoffin]

"It was not possible to determine the dimensions of the image."

Excuse me? Why does nothing work around these here parts

[Bernie Sanders]

Please put your pants back on

[Dukasaur]

"It was not possible to determine the dimensions of the image."

Excuse me? Why does nothing work around these here parts

If you try to submit an encrypted or dynamically-coded image, you will get that message. Make sure you're submitting a real, static, permanent image. (Generally with a URL that ends in a normal filetype like PNG, JPG, GIF, etc.) Always preview an image and look at the URL in the address bar to make sure it's not something funky.

[KoolBak]

....dork.

There....finished the Duk of Death's post. You're welcome

[Skoffin]

"It was not possible to determine the dimensions of the image."

Excuse me? Why does nothing work around these here parts

If you try to submit an encrypted or dynamically-coded image, you will get that message. Make sure you're submitting a real, static, permanent image. (Generally with a URL that ends in a normal filetype like PNG, JPG, GIF, etc.) Always preview an image and look at the URL in the address bar to make sure it's not something funky.

But I made it

[Dukasaur]

"It was not possible to determine the dimensions of the image."

Excuse me? Why does nothing work around these here parts

If you try to submit an encrypted or dynamically-coded image, you will get that message. Make sure you're submitting a real, static, permanent image. (Generally with a URL that ends in a normal filetype like PNG, JPG, GIF, etc.) Always preview an image and look at the URL in the address bar to make sure it's not something funky.

But I made it

What was the file type, and where was it hosted?

Next time this happens, send me a link and I'll try to help you.