A Woman Achieves an Historic First

[saxitoxin]

A woman has just achieved an historic first, having committed the first crime in outer space.

While the male astronauts on the ISS were conducting a potentially Nobel-winning experiment on the Gravitational Casimir effect, Anne McClain was busy engineering a bank fraud scheme against her ex lover against whom she was reportedly in an irrational, jealous rage.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/23/us/n ... clain.html

[KoolBak]

She logged into an account. How is that a bank fraud scheme?

[NomadPatriot]

She logged into an account. How is that a bank fraud scheme?

bank fraud is a criminal offence. While the specific elements of particular banking fraud laws vary depending on jurisdictions, the term bank fraud applies to actions that employ a scheme or artifice, as opposed to bank robbery or theft.

educating the masses..

[HitRed]

Building the Death Star takes a lot of funding. Best to start with your relatives.

[mrswdk]

An American has just achieved an historic first, having committed the first crime in outer space.

While the other astronauts on the ISS were conducting a potentially Nobel-winning experiment on the Gravitational Casimir effect, American Anne McClain was busy engineering a bank fraud scheme against her ex lover against whom she was reportedly in an irrational, jealous rage.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/23/us/n ... clain.html

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Countries such as the UK, Russia, France, Korea, Japan, Canada, India, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Mexico and many others have sent astronauts into space where they have conducted research and experiments in a peaceful, diligent and respectful manner.

The US sends an astronaut to space and she spends her time online committing bank fraud in order to stalk her ex.

[NomadPatriot]

Creating More Fake Quotes..
not surprised Ma'aM is the one dong it .. once again..

[jonesthecurl]

Now, that's what I CALL offshore banking.

[HitRed]

Now, that's what I CALL offshore banking.

That's an interesting point though. Can a business be headquartered in space? Bitcoin which is all digital.

[mrswdk]

Bitcoin is a resource, like gold or water, not a company.

[NomadPatriot]

Now, that's what I CALL offshore banking.

That's an interesting point though. Can a business be headquartered in space? Bitcoin which is all digital.

assuming there is a contractual agreement between the astronaut & their respective countries space program to adhere to certain behaviors. like don't break any laws... no intercourse & no pooping in outer space

[KoolBak]

How is your reply applicable to my question? Logging into an ex's account isn't fraud. It's not morally correct, but fraud it ain't.

Edjumuhcayting the tool.

She logged into an account. How is that a bank fraud scheme?

bank fraud is a criminal offence. While the specific elements of particular banking fraud laws vary depending on jurisdictions, the term bank fraud applies to actions that employ a scheme or artifice, as opposed to bank robbery or theft.

educating the masses..

[NomadPatriot]

How is your reply applicable to my question? Logging into an ex's account isn't fraud. It's not morally correct, but fraud it ain't.

Edjumuhcayting the tool.

She logged into an account. How is that a bank fraud scheme?

bank fraud is a criminal offence. While the specific elements of particular banking fraud laws vary depending on jurisdictions, the term bank fraud applies to actions that employ a scheme or artifice, as opposed to bank robbery or theft.

educating the masses..

the term bank fraud applies to actions that employ a scheme

logging into the account is the.. ACTION.. that employed the scheme... genius...

sometimes education cannot fix stupid..

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Bitcoin is a resource, like gold or water, not a company.

Two of those things are real, one isn't.

[mrswdk]

Bitcoin is a resource, like gold or water, not a company.

Two of those things are real, one isn't.

[NomadPatriot]

Bitcoin is a resource, like gold or water, not a company.

Two of those things are real, one isn't.

Isn't this from 2005.. ?
it was Lame then.. as well.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Bitcoin is a resource, like gold or water, not a company.

Two of those things are real, one isn't.

Yes.

[Dukasaur]

The idea of a "smart phone" is really stupid.

GPS is for retards that can't read a map.

The day I ask a machine to recommend a restaurant, I'll sell my cock on the Chicago pork belly exchange.

It's funny when I have an intersection closed for construction. I'll see the same car with the same millennial idiot circle around sometimes four or five times. They come to the closed road, stop, circle around the block, come back, eyes glued to the phone, not on the road, but on the phone. Then they're back again ten minutes later, and again, and again. The whole time I'm standing there, perfectly willing to give them directions, but they won't talk to me. The only one they'll take direction from is from their phone. Of course when they turn, the phone just adapts their course and brings them back to the same closed road. I pity them, so I try to flag them down and give them advice, but of course they see nothing. Their eyes are only for their phone.

Eventually I'll succeed in getting their attention, and then they'll say something like "my phone didn't tell me there was a detour." What I want to say is, "OF COURSE YOUR PHONE DIDN'T TELL YOU THERE WAS A DETOUR. IT'S A FUCKING PHONE. IT'S FOR MAKING PHONE CALLS. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE DETOUR, YOU LOOK AT ROAD SIGNS. R-O-A-D S-I-G-N-S. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE? THEY'RE THE THINGS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING AT INSTEAD OF YOUR IDIOT PHONE." But of course I don't say anything like that. I'm the very picture of perfect public relations, I tell them how to get through the detour. "Go down to Highway 20, cross over at the Allanburg Bridge." And then they say something like "where's the Allanburg Bridge?" at which point I really want to grab a piece of rebar and smash their heads open to see if there's anything other than chicken diarrhea inside. But once again, I smile sweetly, thank the Gods of Pleasant Public Relations, and tell them, "take Highway 20 Westbound, when you pass the village of Allanburg, you'll see a bridge up ahead, you cross that bridge and at the very next ramp you rejoin the regular highway."

You know, one day the cops won't have to arrest people any more. When they want you in jail, they'll just hijack your phone, input directions to the jail cell, and 9 out of 10 will just obediently drive to jail, not looking left or right, and walk right in to their cell, eyes glued to their idiot phones every step of the way.

[NomadPatriot]

The idea of a "smart phone" is really stupid.

GPS is for retards that can't read a map.

The day I ask a machine to recommend a restaurant, I'll sell my cock on the Chicago pork belly exchange.

It's funny when I have an intersection closed for construction. I'll see the same car with the same millennial idiot circle around sometimes four or five times. They come to the closed road, stop, circle around the block, come back, eyes glued to the phone, not on the road, but on the phone. Then they're back again ten minutes later, and again, and again. The whole time I'm standing there, perfectly willing to give them directions, but they won't talk to me. The only one they'll take direction from is from their phone. Of course when they turn, the phone just adapts their course and brings them back to the same closed road. I pity them, so I try to flag them down and give them advice, but of course they see nothing. Their eyes are only for their phone.

Eventually I'll succeed in getting their attention, and then they'll say something like "my phone didn't tell me there was a detour." What I want to say is, "OF COURSE YOUR PHONE DIDN'T TELL YOU THERE WAS A DETOUR. IT'S A FUCKING PHONE. IT'S FOR MAKING PHONE CALLS. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE DETOUR, YOU LOOK AT ROAD SIGNS. R-O-A-D S-I-G-N-S. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE? THEY'RE THE THINGS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING AT INSTEAD OF YOUR IDIOT PHONE." But of course I don't say anything like that. I'm the very picture of perfect public relations, I tell them how to get through the detour. "Go down to Highway 20, cross over at the Allanburg Bridge." And then they say something like "where's the Allanburg Bridge?" at which point I really want to grab a piece of rebar and smash their heads open to see if there's anything other than chicken diarrhea inside. But once again, I smile sweetly, thank the Gods of Pleasant Public Relations, and tell them, "take Highway 20 Westbound, when you pass the village of Allanburg, you'll see a bridge up ahead, you cross that bridge and at the very next ramp you rejoin the regular highway."

You know, one day the cops won't have to arrest people any more. When they want you in jail, they'll just hijack your phone, input directions to the jail cell, and 9 out of 10 will just obediently drive to jail, not looking left or right, and walk right in to their cell, eyes glued to their idiot phones every step of the way.

5g does cause cancer.. it's not a Conspiracy Theory anymore.. Alex Jones was right. once again

in the future. .if the cops want to arrest you. they won't need to hijack your phone and drive you to jail. they will just auto lock the car doors and drive the car to jail . your already sitting in your prison cell… -> your car.
they just need to park it in the Prison parking Garage.. and roll down the window to feed you every 8 hours.

[mrswdk]

GPS is for retards that can't read a map.

By 'GPS', do you mean the maps that people have on their phones?

Maybe if companies like yours were able to submit proper notifications about detours then drivers wouldn't get caught out by them. On the subway I get email alerts days in advance that tell me exactly when and where there are going to be line closures, so that I can avoid those lines/stations on those days. If I use my route planner app and ask it to get me from A to B right now it will come up with a route that takes existing closures into account, plus any ongoing delays (if any subway lines are experiencing temporary issues at the moment). It will also plan routes that involve getting on the bus, that take into account the exact location of all buses in the city right now and any existing disruption to their routes (if any have been diverted to avoid a big event or road closures, for example).

I don't drive but I'm aware that phone mapping apps generally now all come with the ability to detect which roads are experiencing heavy traffic and plan routes for you that avoid that traffic and are therefore quicker. The only thing that still seems to be sat in the stone age is road works, where generally the only way to find out about them is to drive straight into them and then realise you now have to go on some stupid long detour that you weren't expecting.

Giving manual instructions on the street and silently raging about having to do so is for retards that can't use the internet.

[Dukasaur]

Nicely fielded ball, Swickdick! Nicely fielded ball!

[mrswdk]

Nicely fielded ball, Swickdick! Nicely fielded ball!

[Finaror]

Guys, I need to prepare a speech for speaking in the college audience, before classmates. It concerns the emancipation of women in the first half of the 20th century. Who can help with ideas and materials?

[KoolBak]

Me! Me!! Pick me!!!