Trump's America

If Trump grabs a woman, we all know it'd be by the ______. Correct? Correct.
So, new game for you and your significant female other (SFO, no?)
1. Explain to them that there is and always has been a patriarchy. You may use history,religious texts, timelines of the presidencies and kingships etc etc etc
2. Explain that it's because of physiology through hormones. Testosterone vs estrogen
3. You have to let her talk sh17 about you to her friends about it until she gets to a comfortable place of, "may-beeeee..."
4. In a week from that point you have to randomly grab her by the ______ and tell her the patriarchy says hello
5. Now, 9 out of 10 times she won't be happy about it, so as you walk away you have to remind her that it's Trump's America and then continue walking as she calls you an a$5h0le
6. This is all a theory so please post results
So, new game for you and your significant female other (SFO, no?)
1. Explain to them that there is and always has been a patriarchy. You may use history,religious texts, timelines of the presidencies and kingships etc etc etc
2. Explain that it's because of physiology through hormones. Testosterone vs estrogen
3. You have to let her talk sh17 about you to her friends about it until she gets to a comfortable place of, "may-beeeee..."
4. In a week from that point you have to randomly grab her by the ______ and tell her the patriarchy says hello
5. Now, 9 out of 10 times she won't be happy about it, so as you walk away you have to remind her that it's Trump's America and then continue walking as she calls you an a$5h0le
6. This is all a theory so please post results