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Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:34 pm**

You and some buddies are farting and after your turn you require a shower and fresh undies.

Posted: **Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:29 pm**

Who voted winning?

Wouldn’t winning be the ability to continuously make audible farts WITHOUT shitting oneself?

I mean anyone can shit their pants... no?

Posted: **Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:14 pm**

I'm undecided. On the one hand you really committed and followed through. So I did vote you won. But then after I voted, I felt remorse, since that's the end of your competition for the day so, I definately feel like you did not win.

Posted: **Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:50 am**

jimboston wrote:Who voted winning?

Wouldn’t winning be the ability to continuously make audible farts WITHOUT shitting oneself?

I mean anyone can shit their pants... no?

Ok Boomer

Posted: **Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:23 am**

mookiemcgee wrote:
jimboston wrote:Who voted winning?

Wouldn’t winning be the ability to continuously make audible farts WITHOUT shitting oneself?

I mean anyone can shit their pants... no?

Ok Boomer

Posted: **Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:22 am**

mookiemcgee wrote:
jimboston wrote:Who voted winning?

Wouldn’t winning be the ability to continuously make audible farts WITHOUT shitting oneself?

I mean anyone can shit their pants... no?

Ok Boomer

Lmao...oh man. Sound just like my 16 year old that always says that to me...little punk.

And Dimey, I can say from experience that that is a WIN. It ends the game, and its horrendously embarrassing, and it ruins a perfectly good pair of cowboy boots....but for the shock factor...it's a win :lol:

Of course, it wasn't a competition, which made it worse....and I was waiting on my ride to work, which didn't help....yeah, a pretty shitty situation all around :lol:

Posted: **Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:49 am**

Mookie's joke was a carry over from another thread.

I sharted once peeing on a hedge beside the Kingdom Hall in Maui.It was awful.

Never happened back when I used to hang out with people in real life.

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