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The Takeover

Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:16 pm
by JoeBeevers
A reminder:
You have 18 days from now.
18 days to set up a bank transfer system payable to:
J Beevers & Ron Kray
Natwest Bank
London
E1 5FF
Fair Warning

Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:22 pm
by Aries
Here's a thing like that I can say: You will die in 7 days. You can only be afraid of it if you believe it. Then again, someone dying in 7 days is more likely than anyone here paying you money........


Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:25 pm
by lalaland
Aries wrote:Here's a thing like that I can say: You will die in 7 days. You can only be afraid of it if you believe it. Then again, someone dying in 7 days is more likely than anyone here paying you money........

lol
Joe, you really think people take you seriously, don't you?


Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:27 pm
by s.xkitten
*shakes head* not even gonna dignify it with a comment...

Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:37 pm
by JoeBeevers
Me and Ron will visit all of your houses.
How scared will you be seeing 2 big blokes, wearing business suits, trilby hats, crocodile shoes and cravats visiting your house...

Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:42 pm
by The1exile
JoeBeevers wrote:Me and Ron will visit all of your houses.
How scared will you be seeing 2 big blokes, wearing business suits, trilby hats, crocodile shoes and cravats visiting your house...
Not very.

Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:50 pm
by willis
Well if you came to my house you could see two real porsches.

Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:56 pm
by s.xkitten
JoeBeevers wrote:Me and Ron will visit all of your houses.
How scared will you be seeing 2 big blokes, wearing business suits, trilby hats, crocodile shoes and cravats visiting your house...
not scared at all...come on over and visit me...

Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:00 pm
by willis
s.xkitten wrote:JoeBeevers wrote:Me and Ron will visit all of your houses.
How scared will you be seeing 2 big blokes, wearing business suits, trilby hats, crocodile shoes and cravats visiting your house...
not scared at all...come on over and visit me...
...........
s.xkitten wrote:*shakes head* not even gonna dignify it with a comment...
????????????????

Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:01 pm
by s.xkitten
willis wrote:s.xkitten wrote:JoeBeevers wrote:Me and Ron will visit all of your houses.
How scared will you be seeing 2 big blokes, wearing business suits, trilby hats, crocodile shoes and cravats visiting your house...
not scared at all...come on over and visit me...
...........
s.xkitten wrote:*shakes head* not even gonna dignify it with a comment...
????????????????
i know...i know...but i couldn't resist...

Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:12 pm
by JoeBeevers
No-one can resist me, I`m Joe Beevers.
I have girls flocking around my door, they all want a piece of Joe

Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:14 pm
by willis
JoeBeevers wrote:No-one can resist me, I`m Joe Beevers.
I have girls flocking around my door, they all want a piece of Joe
I want a piece of you.....[size=0]to kill[/size]

Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:22 pm
by s.xkitten
sorry...but i am female, and i wouldn't come within ten feet of you unless it was to kick your ass...

Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:25 pm
by mandalorian2298
JoeBeevers wrote:Me and Ron will visit all of your houses.
How scared will you be seeing 2 big blokes, wearing business suits, trilby hats, crocodile shoes and cravats visiting your house...
I wouldn't want of sound offensive or disparaging, but are you sure that the two of you are capable of recognizing "a house" when you see one?

Not to mention that you would have to hunt down a specific house!

I suggest taking baby steps. First try to navigate to town in wich your victims live. Trust me, when they see an article entitled "Neandertals dressed like pimps spoted" in their local newspaper, they will respect you a lot more then they do now!


Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:29 pm
by s.xkitten
yes yes...that would totally do it Mandalorian...why didn't i think of that...

Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:33 pm
by mandalorian2298
s.xkitten wrote:yes yes...that would totally do it Mandalorian...why didn't i think of that...
Because I am an organizational genius!

Trust me, organizing a respect gathering campaign for two....

er, gentle-beings

, is small potatos for someone of my skill.


Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:34 pm
by s.xkitten
mandalorian2298 wrote:s.xkitten wrote:yes yes...that would totally do it Mandalorian...why didn't i think of that...
Because I am an organizational genius!

Trust me, organizing a respect gathering campaign for two....

er, gentle-beings

, is small potatos for somone of my skill.

hey...genius...you wanna do a RT game in the near future?

Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:40 pm
by JoeBeevers
I know where you all live.
The Admins here have given me all your home addresses.
I`m waiting for an apology thread, if it ain`t forthcoming I will let my Goons onto you.
Fair Warning

Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:47 pm
by dwightschrute
JoeBeevers wrote:Me and Ron will visit all of your houses.
How scared will you be seeing 2 big blokes, wearing business suits, trilby hats, crocodile shoes and cravats visiting your house...
not very.

Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:48 pm
by The1exile
dwightschrute wrote:JoeBeevers wrote:Me and Ron will visit all of your houses.
How scared will you be seeing 2 big blokes, wearing business suits, trilby hats, crocodile shoes and cravats visiting your house...
not very.
beat you to it.

Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:53 pm
by JoeBeevers
You Slags will be very sorry soon.
Imagine waking up at 4am, with a 7 foot tall Goon at the end of your bed, waving a knife about.
I can make it happen, I`m Joe Beevers

Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:59 pm
by mandalorian2298
JoeBeevers wrote:You Slags will be very sorry soon.
Imagine waking up at 4am, with a 7 foot tall Goon at the end of your bed, waving a knife about.
I can make it happen, I`m Joe Beevers
If you decide to "wave knife about" anywhere near my bed, then I have only one thing to say to you:
*dramatic pause*
"When you finally cut yourself, please try not to bleed all over my sheets."


Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:05 pm
by JoeBeevers
Yeah?
You wait pal...

Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:06 pm
by willis
JoeBeevers wrote:Yeah?
You wait pal...
So we are all pals now?
Why would you want to hurt your pals?

Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:10 pm
by mandalorian2298
willis wrote:JoeBeevers wrote:Yeah?
You wait pal...
So we are all pals now?
Why would you want to hurt your pals?
Or to dirty their sheets? We are never going to be THAT close, pal.
