"There is no cause for public alarm" is what people say when there's cause for public alarm.
House Intelligence Chair Mike Turner made a cryptic call for President Biden to declassify information about a “serious national security threat” to allow for public discussions about how the U.S. should respond. Late Tuesday, Turner sent a “Dear Colleague” letter noting the committee voted to make information about “an urgent matter with regard to a destabilizing foreign military capability that should be known by all Congressional Policy Makers.”
“I saw Chairman Turner’s statement on the issue and I want to assure the American people, there is no need for public alarm,” [Speaker] Johnson told reporters in the Capitol on Wednesday. “We are going to work together to address this matter, as we do all sensitive matters that are classified.”
Act like you're invincible and someone will try to prove you wrong. Was saving a garbage country like Ukraine worth it? Constantinople is about to fall. Bet Finland is wishing they could have a do-over right about now.
Re: West Panicking at Russian Secret Weapon
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 6:12 pm
by Pack Rat
What? Throwing empty vodka bottles at us?
Re: West Panicking at Russian Secret Weapon
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 6:25 pm
by Votanic
Construction on Putin's Deathstar is likely over 90% complete, though it is hard to get reliable intel due to its remote assembly site orbit on the dark side of the Sun... Of course, our only hope now is to commence 'first strike' and hope that gives us some tactical advantage... ...but how can we proceed effectively when the demented Emperor Bidigula still madly rules from the Ovaltine Office... and with most of his subordinant chain of command being not much better... Alas, none of this might have come to pass if America's Master Statesman from the previous administration had been permitted to continue his wise and canny diplomatic negotiations with that formidable Eurasian Lord of Darkness...
Still, we must not panic .Let us remain calm and face our destiny; be it to die as free men in the final thermonuclear crucible of Earthly liberation..or to be enslaved forever in the cold, dark, subterranean death-mines of the godless Russian Empire.
Re: West Panicking at Russian Secret Weapon
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 6:26 pm
by HitRed
* spice mines of Kessel
Re: West Panicking at Russian Secret Weapon
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 6:33 pm
by Votanic
HitRed wrote:* spice mines of Kessel
Whaaat?? Star Wars stole 'spice mining' from Dune too? Lucas has no shame...
Re: West Panicking at Russian Secret Weapon
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 7:46 am
by bigtoughralf
Votanic wrote:[b]Whaaat?? Star Wars stole 'spice mining' from Dune too?
Star Wars also stole the concepts of people in space using space money and speaking space English.
Re: West Panicking at Russian Secret Weapon
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 9:58 am
by Lonous
There were also short people in Star Wars Zombie Tolkien wants his space hobbit royalties.
Re: West Panicking at Russian Secret Weapon
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 9:53 am
by pmac666
Is that panic still ongoing? Cause i never noticed any. lol
Re: West Panicking at Russian Secret Weapon
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:03 am
by saxitoxin
pmac666 wrote:Is that panic still ongoing? Cause i never noticed any. lol
To be fair, the last time you people didn't bother to panic was March 11, 1938.
Re: West Panicking at Russian Secret Weapon
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:09 am
by pmac666
Awww nice one. And so unpredictebaly clever. lol The funny thing is, if i were what you want me to be, we prolly were best friends.
Re: West Panicking at Russian Secret Weapon
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:48 am
by Pack Rat
Russian secret weapon!
Turning their Flag Ship in the Black Sea into a submarine!
Re: West Panicking at Russian Secret Weapon
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:56 am
by pmac666
Its only a matter of time.
Re: West Panicking at Russian Secret Weapon
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 12:32 pm
by Lonous
The cloning is finished and the bears have been trained. The Bear Brigades will soon be unleashed.
Re: West Panicking at Russian Secret Weapon
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:35 pm
by mookiemcgee
Lonous wrote:The cloning is finished and the bears have been trained. The Bear Brigades will soon be unleashed.
Stephen Colbert had the early scoop on this back in 2012
Re: West Panicking at Russian Secret Weapon
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:46 pm
by jusplay4fun
Yeah, but, do those bears eat sandwiches for lunch?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 5:59 pm
