Conquer Club

Discuss!

You forgot karel. How can you not love his willingness to go beyond the outer limits of conspiracy and absurdity? Let's rejoice in Karel's mind bending thoughts that he so intellectually crafts into his posts.

We are all so blessed to have karel here....and many thanks to you!

wouldn't join one

might start one, but wouldn't join one

Pretty sure Confed would be in. Either that, or Klan...Y2K conspiracy groups, that sort of thing

I don't understand DoD having three votes.

Me having zero? Absolutely. Better chance of seeing Jesus.

But next to me, I'd say DoD is least likely. He has a life. And is rational. And isn't desperate for the approval / camaraderie of other whack jobs

saxitoxin wrote:wouldn't join one

might start one, but wouldn't join one

This was why I voted for you. You wouldn't join as a believer, but you would 100% be the sacred guru leader who is secretly just cynically using the cult as a way to take his follower's money and bang them under the pretence of 'cleansing' them.

bigtoughralf wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:wouldn't join one

might start one, but wouldn't join one

This was why I voted for you. You wouldn't join as a believer, but you would 100% be the sacred guru leader who is secretly just cynically using the cult as a way to take his follower's money and bang them under the pretence of 'cleansing' them.

Isn't that the whole point of the Platinum Gang?

Dukasaur wrote:

bigtoughralf wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:wouldn't join one

might start one, but wouldn't join one

This was why I voted for you. You wouldn't join as a believer, but you would 100% be the sacred guru leader who is secretly just cynically using the cult as a way to take his follower's money and bang them under the pretence of 'cleansing' them.

Isn't that the whole point of the Platinum Gang?

FML, you mean I'm already in a cult and didn't even know it? I guess that is par for the course with cult members init

bigtoughralf wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:wouldn't join one

might start one, but wouldn't join one

This was why I voted for you. You wouldn't join as a believer, but you would 100% be the sacred guru leader who is secretly just cynically using the cult as a way to take his follower's money and bang them under the pretence of 'cleansing' them.

you're just mad I only took your money and didn't bang you

saxitoxin wrote:

bigtoughralf wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:wouldn't join one

might start one, but wouldn't join one

This was why I voted for you. You wouldn't join as a believer, but you would 100% be the sacred guru leader who is secretly just cynically using the cult as a way to take his follower's money and bang them under the pretence of 'cleansing' them.

you're just mad I only took your money and didn't bang you

Worst hooker ever