I can start a private funding round for your business project once you send over a deck, then we can run a liquidity generation event prior to lunch. Highly recommend we lunch with a coin name including 'dog' and either 'moon' or 'rocketship emoji' in the ticker. Based on expected revenue of 30m within a year, we should probably target a FDV of at least 4-5 billion dollars for lunch.
Re: Need investors
Posted: Thu May 02, 2024 7:45 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
Dogetship?
Re: Need investors
Posted: Thu May 02, 2024 7:50 pm
by Votanic
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Dogetship?
No you don't get a ship, you're managing a bunch of supposedly celibate strippers in a church.
Re: Need investors
Posted: Thu May 02, 2024 7:51 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
IGETSHIP
Re: Need investors
Posted: Thu May 02, 2024 9:04 pm
by mookiemcgee
I think for Saxi's idea its gonna be called independog, and ticker will just be Dog(rocket emoji that CC doesn't allow X 3)
For DDS's idea I'm thinking we just keep it simple with coin full name NUNS & BUNS and the ticker is NUNS(giggly boobs emoji X 1)
rough drafts here, needs some fine tuning
Re: Need investors
Posted: Thu May 02, 2024 9:05 pm
by mookiemcgee
WAIT STOP!!!
I'M NOT POSTING AGAIN IN THIS THREAD UNTIL ALL OF YOU SIGN NDA'S
Re: Need investors
Posted: Thu May 02, 2024 10:37 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
Send me the documents
Re: Need investors
Posted: Thu May 02, 2024 11:03 pm
by saxitoxin
mookiemcgee wrote:I'M NOT POSTING AGAIN IN THIS THREAD UNTIL ALL OF YOU SIGN NDA'S
does a DNR count?
Re: Need investors
Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 6:52 am
by KoolBak
There's no apostrophe in NDAs.
How can we trust you to do legal shit if you aren't literate?
Maybe cut down on the vino.....
And you'll hafta move out of Cali so GUNS can be added ...
Re: Need investors
Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 12:07 pm
by mookiemcgee
KoolBak wrote:There's no apostrophe in NDAs.
How can we trust you to do legal shit if you aren't literate?
Maybe cut down on the vino.....
And you'll hafta move out of Cali so GUNS can be added ...
We do allow alot of stuff in CA, but we don't allow alot of stuff to get combined.
You can sell weed, but if you do alcohol and guns are not allowed.
You can sell alcohol, but but the only other thing you can sell with it is food.
You can sell titties and alcohol together, but if a vag shows up to the party there cannot be alcohol around.
I think we allow you to sell religion in combo with almost anything (boobs,guns,weed) but they might be do to a lack of testing in the courts under existing laws, we might inspire some new laws to be written with this idea of DDS's that I refuse to talk about until you guys sign on the dotted line.
Re: Need investors
Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 1:34 pm
by Pack Rat
How does the government determine if a religious organization is tax exempt? I think this would cover all of your needs as listed above.
I'm offering a church franchise for you! Temple of ILL REPUTE! Our God wants all humans to enjoy the nakedness, drunkenness and being high off assortment of earth's bounties.
Yes, act now before other devoted followers of the Temple of ILL REPUTE start opening these franchises throughout North America, South America, Europe and Asia.
Re: Need investors
Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 1:42 pm
by Votanic
Please... mixing sex, drugs, violence, and religion has been in the public domain since the Paleolithic.
Re: Need investors
Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 1:48 pm
by Pack Rat
Church of ILL REPUTE, does not allow violence among it's members.
That would ban you from our money making religious Temple.
Re: Need investors
Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 1:53 pm
by Votanic
Pack Rat wrote:Church of ILL REPUTE, does not allow violence among it's members.
That would ban you from our money making religious Temple.
No. It is the hypocrites that shall be banned. You're out, bucko. (Ill Repute, indeed...)
Re: Need investors
Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 2:12 pm
by mookiemcgee
You guys can't get on the same page, so I'm stealing this idea and turning it into an Anglican church and gay bar called