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Postby Fircoal on Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:44 am

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=N ... 2&pageid=1

REad this article. Odd, most of the games, they say have bad plots, I disargee with. In fact, those are the ones with plots I like. The games, I would of said, are the games, where you just go to randomly shoot people. :wink: Or games like GTA (Worst plot EVAR!)

I posted this in another thread but decided to make it a different conversation. What do you guys think.

Probably Fire Emblem and Final Fantsay games, with some good plots. (STill haven't played FF, though. ;) )

GTA with the worst.
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Postby Minister Masket on Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:55 am

Best Game Plot = FFX
Worst Game Plot = Any Football Game (no plot at all)
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Postby diddle on Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:56 am

Minister Masket wrote:Best Game Plot = FFX
Worst Game Plot = Any Football Game (no plot at all)


well, they're not supposed to have a plot are they

best plot: BLACK
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Postby misterman10 on Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:01 pm

Pleasant Chaps still suck cock.

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Postby J-Duds on Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:16 pm

They seem to have something against old Nintendo games and Mario himself.
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:18 pm

It's a JOKE site, guys... Jesus.
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Postby Syzygy on Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:50 pm

misterman10 wrote:I understand now fircoal


Nice one. :D
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Postby Psilocbin on Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:38 pm

I love the Playboy Mansion plot.
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Postby EvilPurpleMonkey on Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:08 pm

Ha, that was hilarious. But seriously, what do these idiots think, that all video games should have a non fictional plot? I guess we should only read history and text books too.
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Postby Ronaldinho on Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:49 pm

lol best plot - Mario 64.
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Postby The1exile on Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:10 pm

One of the best plots I've seen was in Planescape: Torment, actually.
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Postby cena-rules on Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:14 pm

best plot has got to be



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Postby NOHIBBERTNO on Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:18 pm

Duck-Shoot on the old N64. Dont think I have ever played anything else for more than 5 minutes......... VIDEO GAMES ARE BORING AS SHIT. GO OUTSIDE.
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Postby Phobia on Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:27 pm

Minister Masket wrote:Best Game Plot = FFX
Worst Game Plot = Any Football Game (no plot at all)


Agreed, though Football games are intended to have no game plot! :P Though most FF games have great plots, though FFX is probably a joint first with FFVII :P
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Postby ga7 on Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:33 pm

The1exile wrote:One of the best plots I've seen was in Planescape: Torment, actually.

QFT! Old RPGs like this one and Fallout were great plot-wise. Else, all Monkey Island games.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:35 pm

I'm with J-Duds here, except for the Pokemon review of course. Other then that, they're ripping on all the classics. In other words, joke site.
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:16 pm

hmm, recently played:

Best plot: Beyond Good and Evil
Also interesting in so far as you are only supposed to shoot pictures of the evil guys. But it's really a great game with a superb storyline and a great soundtrack.

Worst plot: Sudeki
I thought the last game where you got 4 randomly assorted heroes that have to save the world from complete oblivion because the good god is a lazy bum and can't defeat the evil god himself was made for one of the early consoles, like NES, maybe the original Playstation, but it seems someone's still at it and bringing it to the PC. Luckily I only payed 1.99€ for it, which I can afford, and the graphics are alright.


Ever played:
Best plot: This is a really hard one. "Day of the Tentacle", is definitely one of the favourites for this award, but then again, "Starcraft" (non-expansion), although an unlikely candidate might also have a shot at it. Of course, there's next to no development while you play, but the game more than makes up for it in between. And many of the "Legend of Zelda" games will have a decent chance, but if one has to stand for all I think it will have to be "Link Awakening" just because it was for the Gameboy and shows how much can be achieved on such a small system.

Worst plot: Difficult, maybe "Battletoads in Ragnaroks World", did you know that a giant robot can be defeated by throwing fist-sized rocks at it? Or maybe "Warioland"... First you work your way through 40 levels and then that damn plumber comes by in a helicopter and steals the treasure you just stole from the pirates. I'm not even going to go into the "Doom" and "Duke Nukem" games, the plot there is merely a pretext for taking a break from blowing things up. Or Diablo, while otherwise fun to play and with a good athmosphere, the underlying plot wouldn't have done for even a preliminary draft on a napkin for one of the earliest fantasy novels.
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Postby Simonov on Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:25 pm

best game i played is fallout series (1 & 2).and eagerly awaiting third part!

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Postby Fircoal on Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:29 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:It's a JOKE site, guys... Jesus.


1) I wanted to discuss it.

2) It's not very funny for a joke site. :lol:
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Postby Aegnor on Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:01 am

Best plot: Zero wing.
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:10 pm

Fircoal wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:It's a JOKE site, guys... Jesus.


1) I wanted to discuss it.

2) It's not very funny for a joke site. :lol:


Its not funny... its hilarious :lol:
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Postby qeee1 on Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:15 pm

Best Plot: Blast Corps-There's several nuclear tankers which can't slow down for some reason or other, all headed for a bunch of houses and such, and for some reason the only thing we can get to the scene fast enough is a poorly equipped wrecking truck. Oh btw if you can knock everything down it's all somehow ok.

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Postby Riao on Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:21 pm

Of the games that I've played, I'd say The Longest Journey (the original) had the best plot.
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Postby Jehan on Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:13 am

best plot - starcraft
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:34 am

Jehan wrote:best plot - starcraft
It's alright, not the best, but far from the worse. RTW for me. Altering history, YAY! :D
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