Conquer Club

tonight i am going out on the piss with my wife and 2 other couples to the gay village in manchester. it`s a good laugh down there, lots of wierd sights. we can go there knowing there are not going to be many dickheads there, because the dickheads are to homophobic to go there.

i will let you know how i got on tomorrow(after dinner time most probably). going out about 8pm and get home for about 2.30am.

Sounds like fun

I'm guessing there won't be "The only gay in the village" then

Will you be going to Canal Street?

Anal treat.

yes we will be going to canal st. anal fun maybe not. have a couple of drinks before we go out though.

DAZMCFC wrote:tonight i am going out on the piss with my wife and 2 other couples to the gay village in manchester. it`s a good laugh down there, lots of wierd sights. we can go there knowing there are not going to be many dickheads there, because the dickheads are to homophobic to go there.

i will let you know how i got on tomorrow(after dinner time most probably). going out about 8pm and get home for about 2.30am.

Fuckin hell Daz, canal walk is a nasty place. EDIT: or as the locals call it anal street

Went up there one of the times I've been to manc, and was dissapointed. I went there under the false knowledge of thinking there would be loads of hot women (since these gay places attract hot hetero women, plus they offer free drinks and entry to women in certain bars down there)

But I was actually quite shocked at how grotty a place it was. Fook it, Im stickin to fallowfield next time im up in manc, nice prim young students, and not to mention curry mile!

Manchester, by the way, is probably one of the easiest places to get layed in the whole of Britain, alongside North Birmingham, Nottingham and Swansea.

good luck!

Why are you taking your wife?

Psilocbin wrote:Why are you taking your wife?

otherwise he will get raped by a horny man

But......isn't that the point?

Psilocbin wrote:But......isn't that the point?

who knows, i didnt even read his first post

LOL

You guys crack me up. But you're both still c*nts

Norse wrote:LOL

You guys crack me up. But you're both still c*nts

you know, you can write cunt without censoring it, twit.

The1exile wrote:

Norse wrote:LOL

You guys crack me up. But you're both still c*nts

you know, you can write cunt without censoring it, twit.

I know that, but I was being polite.

i took my wife because we were celebrating our anniversary(14 years tomorrow). there not to keen on gangs of lads.

to norse, it can be a bit scruffy and it has to be easy for you to get laid as i`ve seen your picture you ugly cunt.

there was this tranny there,he was like 6ft 6ins and he was one ugly fucker(looked a bit like norse ). this other tranny was asking my wife in the "ladies" if you could see his cock ,because he had it tucked underneath, what a wierdo. went to quite a few different pubs and strolled in at about 3am. was absolutely bollocks this morning though. oh well going to the pub in about a hours time.

one of the couples that came with us were arguing like f*ck in the mini bus going to town, a nightmare start, but then they livened up and chilled out and the billy helpd out aswell.

Hehe, sounds like a good night out.

I liked them late-night buses in manc, hordes of pissed up 18-30 year olds on a bus, some of the funniest parts of the night.

I've decided that Im gonna move up to lancashire/cheshire if I decided to stay in Britain, I love it up there.

Canal Street sign was hilarrious! Sounds like a cool place to be.

Norse wrote:Hehe, sounds like a good night out.

I liked them late-night buses in manc, hordes of pissed up 18-30 year olds on a bus, some of the funniest parts of the night.

I've decided that Im gonna move up to lancashire/cheshire if I decided to stay in Britain, I love it up there.

we got a taxi home no late night bus for us.

if you move up here norse then you can support a proper team(and don`t say munich).

DAZMCFC wrote:

Norse wrote:Hehe, sounds like a good night out.

I liked them late-night buses in manc, hordes of pissed up 18-30 year olds on a bus, some of the funniest parts of the night.

I've decided that Im gonna move up to lancashire/cheshire if I decided to stay in Britain, I love it up there.

we got a taxi home no late night bus for us.

if you move up here norse then you can support a proper team(and don`t say munich).

I went to a man city game when I was living in brum a couple of years back (one of me mates was a manc blue-noser) playing at st andrews. We sat in the away end, it was the year you finally got promoted back to the prem , and I was in there pissed out of my nut abusing the home support.

The funny thing was though,with me being a southerner, I kept shouting at the birmingham city fans calling them northern bastards...lol, but the man city fans just laughed at it.....good night, I believe you won that one 2-1

unriggable wrote:Canal Street sign was hilarrious! Sounds like a cool place to be.

not if ur homophobic the way i hear

DAZMCFC wrote:

Norse wrote:Hehe, sounds like a good night out.

I liked them late-night buses in manc, hordes of pissed up 18-30 year olds on a bus, some of the funniest parts of the night.

I've decided that Im gonna move up to lancashire/cheshire if I decided to stay in Britain, I love it up there.

we got a taxi home no late night bus for us.

if you move up here norse then you can support a proper team(and don`t say munich).

Dunno about if MCFC qualify as being a proper team ... but yer mascot (Moonchester) is sound. Been for a drink with him on more than one occasion

why on earth was I drawn to this thread

another night out in the Gay Village with the missus. first pub we went into The New Union, had a few drinks and there was this fat lezza there that looked like Jonny Vegas. then we went in Mantos,Churchills and one that i forgot the name but it was probably the best one. it had this lad dancing on a podium in just a rainbow coloured pair of swimming trunks. girls were touching his legs and taking pictures of his packet(my wife say it was not that big). there was these two gays on the dance floor one looked like Dom Joly and the other Dean Gaffney(no link was not one suitable and could not be arsed looking). the Dom Joly one did not like being called that, but he laughed.

went back to Mantos for a few more Double Vodka and red bulls. went for a chicken kebab and a taxi home. don`t know what time though.