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A non-racist, totally P.C. joke.

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:40 pm
by Huckleberryhound
How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?
A finite number: one to perform the task and an additional number to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:57 pm
by super Mario 009
say what?
Re: A non-racist, totally P.C. joke.

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:05 pm
by mandalorian2298
Huckleberryhound wrote:How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?
A finite number: one to perform the task and an additional number to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
LMRAPO (Loughed my random anatomic part off)

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:24 pm
by boomlil

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:37 pm
by sam_levi_11
boomlil wrote:http://bored.com/pcphrases/index.htm
list of P.C terms
im loving this
Vomiting - Unplanned Reexamination of Recent Food Choices
i did that today, i reexamined my choice of dinner
Re: A non-racist, totally P.C. joke.

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:38 pm
by Norse
Huckleberryhound wrote:How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?
A finite number: one to perform the task and an additional number to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
love it


Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:59 pm
by Serbia
Great thread.
Re: A non-racist, totally P.C. joke.

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:04 pm
by daddy1gringo
Huckleberryhound wrote:How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?
A finite number: one to perform the task and an additional number to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
How about this one:
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
Re: A non-racist, totally P.C. joke.

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:16 pm
by unriggable
daddy1gringo wrote:Huckleberryhound wrote:How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?
A finite number: one to perform the task and an additional number to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
How about this one:
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
How are those two not the same?

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:19 pm
by eyeofdeath
How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?
19. 1 to change the light bulb, and 18 to get into car accidents on the way to view the changing of the light bulb.
i think i get it!

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:22 pm
by Arbustos
eyeofdeath wrote:How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?
19. 1 to change the light bulb, and 18 to get into car accidents on the way to view the changing of the light bulb.
i think i get it!
It's only Asian
women who can't drive. Insensitive prick.

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:37 pm
by The1exile
Arbustos wrote:eyeofdeath wrote:How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?
19. 1 to change the light bulb, and 18 to get into car accidents on the way to view the changing of the light bulb.
i think i get it!
It's only Asian
women who can't drive. Insensitive prick.
you should see italians. frickin crazy I tell ya.

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:44 pm
by Arbustos
The1exile wrote:Arbustos wrote:eyeofdeath wrote:How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?
19. 1 to change the light bulb, and 18 to get into car accidents on the way to view the changing of the light bulb.
i think i get it!
It's only Asian
women who can't drive. Insensitive prick.
you should see italians. frickin crazy I tell ya.
Italians drive? No, I'm almost positive they use sewer pipes to get everywhere. Okay, sometimes multi-colored dinosaurs.

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:33 pm
by Hitman079
Arbustos wrote:
It's only Asian
women who can't drive. Insensitive prick.
my mom drives fine, at an average speed of 30 mph on streets and freeways. she just swears at every car that passes by. and mexicans, if she sees any.

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:44 pm
by jnd94
ROFL-literally
Pimp-mobile / Low-rider - Culturally Responsive Transportation
Po' - financially inept
Road Kill - Vehicularly Compressed Maladapted Life Form
Wife - unpaid sex slave
White Boy - rhythmically challenged

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:18 pm
by I GOT SERVED
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and the other to hang clocks in the bathtub.
That being said, that list of PC terms is hilarious.

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:23 pm
by unriggable
JND, everybody married couples never have sex.
Re: A non-racist, totally P.C. joke.

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:30 pm
by daddy1gringo
unriggable wrote:daddy1gringo wrote:
How about this one:
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
How are those two not the same?
are you telling me you've never heard a joke that starts this way?

Re: A non-racist, totally P.C. joke.

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:35 pm
by unriggable
daddy1gringo wrote:unriggable wrote:daddy1gringo wrote:
How about this one:
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
How are those two not the same?
are you telling me you've never heard a joke that starts this way?

"A priest and a rabbi" or "A minister and a rabbi" I havent heard one with both.

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:11 pm
by daddy1gringo
A priest is Catholic, generally enough for a joke, although Anglicans also have priests

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:12 pm
by unriggable
daddy1gringo wrote:A priest is Catholic, generally enough for a joke, although Anglicas also have priests
Weird...


Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:20 pm
by dustn64
MY favorite
Drooling Drunk Idiot - person on floor

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:26 pm
by Huckleberryhound
daddy1gringo wrote:A priest is Catholic, generally enough for a joke, although Anglicans also have priests
We would generally say "a priest, a vicar, and a rabbi", but i have to admit that i don't know many sectarian jokes that begin that way.

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:42 pm
by muy_thaiguy
So far, this thread rocks!
Does this mean I can't say midget anymore and have to say "vertically challenged" now?

Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:47 pm
by dcowboys055
Lol...I always tell my friend he isn't stupid, he just learns at his own pace.