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Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:42 am**

Today on 23rd August, all around Britain thousands of students my age (15/16) recieve their long awaited GCSE results! And it's all rather tense for me because I damn well need a B in Maths if I'm going to do my choice of subjects in college. Unfortunatly, I made a complete hash of the Coursework, so I'm relying mostly on the exam, which I think I did well on.

I'll let the world know what I got later on by posting my results here.
Anyone else who also recieve their results today may also post their grades here.
Hopefully we can show those crazee Yanks just what a smart bunch we are over here!

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:44 am**

gl man

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:55 am**

I know what it feels like, I got 0 marks for my ICT coursework this year (AS)

But dont let me piss on your bonfire, good luck and hope you get the grades!

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:24 am**

RESULT!!!!!

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$\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$

My results are as follows:

English Language - A
English Literature - A
Science - B + B
French - C
History - B
Maths - B
Religious Studies - D
Citizenship Studies - C
Geography - B

Total GCSE'S = 9!

Oh HAPPY DAYS!

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:19 am**

Religious Studies?

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:22 am**

masket are you intolerant of other religions?

anyway yo recibo un 28 (out of 36) on my ACT's maybe we can turn this thread into a general standardized test thread, why should you brits hog the glory?

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:24 am**

hey when i did my gcse's i got an F in religeous...i just wrote fuk you on the papers...and didnt do the others...but i got good results everywhere else....i did a levels instead this year

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:30 am**

Minister Masket wrote:RESULT!!!!!

$\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$
$\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$

My results are as follows:

English Language - A
English Literature - A
Science - B + B
French - C
History - B
Maths - B
Religious Studies - D
Citizenship Studies - C
Geography - B

Total GCSE'S = 9!

Oh HAPPY DAYS!

u didnt build the opeing up yesterday my friend and me got our classes and i wuz talking to him online he wuz like got it................ opeining......... papercut............ dropped it..............

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:43 am**

Minister Masket wrote:RESULT!!!!!

$\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$
$\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$

My results are as follows:

English Language - A
English Literature - A
Science - B + B
French - C
History - B
Maths - B
Religious Studies - D
Citizenship Studies - C
Geography - B

Total GCSE'S = 9!

Oh HAPPY DAYS!

Congrats, heres mine :

Maths - A*
Science Double Award - AA
D.T. Electronics - A
Geography - A
English Language - B
English Literature - B
French - B
German - B

Total GCSE's - 9

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:56 am**

well done to all you little shits. especailly little Phobia well done mate some good results there, i hope it gets you where you want to go and do. :lol:

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:05 am**

Cheers Daz, I'm really surprised by my results, way over my expectations, but I'm glad I got the results I need to get to 6th form!

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:07 am**

f*ck me, I thought I did well with my GCSE's!

Gays

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:17 am**

Grats

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:24 am**

lol when i go back i will be in year 11 my GCSE year. From my yr 10 exams I already have a B in science and maths and an A in history so i am hoping i do good.

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:33 am**

Maths: A
Biology: A
Chemistry: A
Physics: A
English Literature: A
ICT full course: A
English: B
French: C
Classics: D
Business Studies: D
Religious Studies: D

I'm over the moon about my English, but my classics (which I'm supposed to be good at) is crap, so it balances out.

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:34 am**

GCSE standards have gone seriously down hill....

So there are record GCSE results today? wow...that means these illiterate, illnumeric, shit for brained kids that our secondary schools are turning out are really actually intelligent?

Bah!

What dumbed down questions are they asking?

Maths: If your friend has 3 knives, and trades 2 of them for an ounce of crack each, and uses the other one to stab the dealer he just dealt with....how many years do you get in prison?

English: Using many exclamation points, and using "street" lingo, describe how "cool" WAGS are....

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:40 am**

Norse wrote:What dumbed down questions are they asking?

How many hooligans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:48 am**

7. One to brag about it, one to knock him the f*ck out and do it himself, and five to pick sides and have a fat ruckus.

Easy.

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:53 am**

Nickbaldwin wrote:7. One to brag about it, one to knock him the f*ck out and do it himself, and five to pick sides and have a fat ruckus.

Easy.

QFT

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:58 am**

I'm in year 9 so ive only got 1/3 of my ICT to find out. (my school is doing it a year early) Ive got the rest spread out over the next two years and since i'm in a grammer school there's going to be a lot :shock:

Ive got to do my core science in october for a start

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:02 am**

Norse wrote:So there are record GCSE results today? wow...that means these illiterate, illnumeric, shit for brained kids that our secondary schools are turning out are really actually intelligent?

I might have missed it, but I haven't seen Ronaldinho post his results here yet.

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:03 am**

what exactly is science??

in my country we don't have science but we have physics electronics biology chemistry anatomy. is science a mixture of those?

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:06 am**

DiM wrote:what exactly is science??

in my country we don't have science but we have physics electronics biology chemistry anatomy. is science a mixture of those?

Here the standard is a double award science (so it's worth 2 GCSE's) doing everything. For the real thickos, there's also single award, where they know shit all and get a GCSE for it, and for the top sets there's separate sciences, which does Chemistry, Biology and Physics separately.

Electronics is done as a separate option in the technology department (AKA "If it ain't broke, we'll break it" department) and anatomy is covered in Bio.

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:18 am**

Balsiefen wrote:I'm in year 9 so ive only got 1/3 of my ICT to find out. (my school is doing it a year early) Ive got the rest spread out over the next two years and since i'm in a grammer school there's going to be a lot

Ive got to do my core science in october for a start

noone does it in year 9, u have sats then....gcses are year 10 and 11

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:24 am**

My school does 'cos we have so many. We did the first ICT exam just before end of term, It was exausting combined with the SATS the term before and also learning a large part of core science for October and a good amount of RS too

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