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Why are christians so annoying?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:02 pm
by Norse
Question.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:03 pm
by Syzygy
Something made them Cross.

*Rimshot*

On a serious note, lighten up Norse. :D

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:05 pm
by freezie
They are annoying to you because you don't beleive in what they beleive, right?

Then, to them, you are just as annoying as they are to you.


They are not annoying, just they think differently than you are.


You annoying bastard.


* I am not a beleiver

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:20 pm
by misterman10
stupidest question ever

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:31 pm
by Norse
freezie wrote:

* I am not a beleiver


What's a beleiver?

Is it some form of annoying christisan?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:32 pm
by Norse
Syzygy wrote:Something made them Cross.

*Rimshot*

On a serious note, lighten up Norse. :D


But seriously, If I couldn't masturbate, i'd probably be quite annoying too.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:34 pm
by The1exile
misterman10 wrote:stupidest question ever


nope, not really.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:38 pm
by 2dimes
For me it's their love of ham.

I don't mind a ham sandwich on occasion, I'm not kosher but don't shove them in my face every time you see me. Give me a break.
"Want some ham?"
"Hey we're having ham are you in?"
"I was thinking you might want to come for dinner, it's ham."
Enough allready.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:41 pm
by misterman10
The1exile wrote:
misterman10 wrote:stupidest question ever


nope, not really.


any kind of question that generalizes about a certain race, culture, sex, religion, etc. is a stupid question

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:42 pm
by freezie
Norse wrote:
freezie wrote:

* I am not a beleiver


What's a beleiver?

Is it some form of annoying christisan?



:roll:


To exile: Not quite.

Stupidiest idiot ever. Almost.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:42 pm
by Norse
One of my christian friends that I dont see very often always used to try an convert me.

He mastered a way of telling me in the nicest possible way, that I was going to hell. I explained to him that maybe I was not going anywhere after I die, and that I wanted to stay stationary in my coffin, but he insisted that I must become a christian or go to hell.

I even tried to reason hypothetically with him, that I may be going to valhalla, but nope, I was going to hell.

Dammit, I don't want to go to hell. It's a rather fascist way of making people go to church, not that I do go to church, I like to sit at home on a sunday and have an all day wankathon.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:43 pm
by Serbia
2dimes wrote:For me it's their love of ham.

I don't mind a ham sandwich on occasion, I'm not kosher but don't shove them in my face every time you see me. Give me a break.
"Want some ham?"
"Hey we're having ham are you in?"
"I was thinking you might want to come for dinner, it's ham."
Enough allready.


Well I do keep kosher, so that's not me. :wink:

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:43 pm
by freezie
Then tell him, in the nicest way possible, to stop annoying you with that.

If that's what annoying you, tell him it is. He wont be such annoying after.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:43 pm
by Norse
misterman10 wrote:
The1exile wrote:
misterman10 wrote:stupidest question ever


nope, not really.


any kind of question that generalizes about a certain race, culture, sex, religion, etc. is a stupid question


Not if said creed begins to force itself upon others.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:43 pm
by 2dimes
Why don't you want to go to hell?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:44 pm
by Norse
2dimes wrote:Why don't you want to go to hell?


I wanna stay in my bone-box. Plenty of peace and quiet.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:45 pm
by 2dimes
Wouldn't you miss ham?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:45 pm
by Norse
Serbia wrote:
2dimes wrote:For me it's their love of ham.

I don't mind a ham sandwich on occasion, I'm not kosher but don't shove them in my face every time you see me. Give me a break.
"Want some ham?"
"Hey we're having ham are you in?"
"I was thinking you might want to come for dinner, it's ham."
Enough allready.


Well I do keep kosher, so that's not me. :wink:


I thought you said you weren't jewish?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:46 pm
by Serbia
Norse wrote:
Serbia wrote:
2dimes wrote:For me it's their love of ham.

I don't mind a ham sandwich on occasion, I'm not kosher but don't shove them in my face every time you see me. Give me a break.
"Want some ham?"
"Hey we're having ham are you in?"
"I was thinking you might want to come for dinner, it's ham."
Enough allready.


Well I do keep kosher, so that's not me. :wink:


I thought you said you weren't jewish?


I did.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:46 pm
by Norse
2dimes wrote:Wouldn't you miss ham?


Ham is nice. But I'll be in a position where maybe ham is the least of my worries.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:46 pm
by misterman10
Norse wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
The1exile wrote:
misterman10 wrote:stupidest question ever


nope, not really.


any kind of question that generalizes about a certain race, culture, sex, religion, etc. is a stupid question


Not if said creed begins to force itself upon others.


your friends trying to help you

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:47 pm
by Norse
Serbia wrote:
Norse wrote:
Serbia wrote:
2dimes wrote:For me it's their love of ham.

I don't mind a ham sandwich on occasion, I'm not kosher but don't shove them in my face every time you see me. Give me a break.
"Want some ham?"
"Hey we're having ham are you in?"
"I was thinking you might want to come for dinner, it's ham."
Enough allready.


Well I do keep kosher, so that's not me. :wink:


I thought you said you weren't jewish?


I did.


Oh, why do you eat kosher food then?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:47 pm
by Syzygy
Norse wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Norse wrote:
Serbia wrote:
2dimes wrote:For me it's their love of ham.

I don't mind a ham sandwich on occasion, I'm not kosher but don't shove them in my face every time you see me. Give me a break.
"Want some ham?"
"Hey we're having ham are you in?"
"I was thinking you might want to come for dinner, it's ham."
Enough allready.


Well I do keep kosher, so that's not me. :wink:


I thought you said you weren't jewish?


I did.


Oh, why do you eat kosher food then?


It's delicious?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:48 pm
by 2dimes
Norse wrote:
2dimes wrote:Wouldn't you miss ham?


Ham is nice. But I'll be in a position where maybe ham is the least of my worries.

What are going to be the main issues?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:48 pm
by Norse
misterman10 wrote:
Norse wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
The1exile wrote:
misterman10 wrote:stupidest question ever


nope, not really.


any kind of question that generalizes about a certain race, culture, sex, religion, etc. is a stupid question


Not if said creed begins to force itself upon others.


your friends trying to help you


hahahahahah!

Save me! save me! I don't know what's best for myself! Please forgive me for being an infidel! I was wrong!