Favorite Quote?

[Norse]

"Any man that thinks a relationship with a woman is a 50-50 constitution, knows nothing about 2 things; Women and percentages"

- Frank Sinatra

"It is better to die standing, than living on your knee's"

- Aeschylus

"People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, and should also seek alternative accommodation, as glass houses are not designed to be dwelled within."

- Norse

"I feel rough this morning.....It should be illegal to mix dope with alcohol"

- Norse's mate

"Ronaldinho sends shivers up my spine of retardedness"

- Xtratabasco

[Avron]

Be weary of philosophers, they philosophize not think- Anonymous
When you play with fire, you're going to get burned- Anonymous
I'm a complete fucktard, and a failure at life- Misterman10

Just a few I like.

[Gypsys Kiss]

The best football quote ever

"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that."

The late great Bill Shankly


"If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later."

"Mind you, I've been here during the bad times too - one year we came second."

Bob Paisley


“We try to equalize before the other team have scored.”

Danny Blanchflower

[cena-rules]

I see a carrot at the end of the tunnel -stuart pearce

[mr. incrediball]

'I finished before you in the human race'


Written on a gravestone in Fable, TLC

there's a word for people like you... i think it rhymes with herd, bird and curd.

[slash1890]

"Life isn't a destination -- it's a journey. We all come upon unexpected curves and turning points, mountaintops and valleys. Everything that happens to us shapes who we are becoming. And in the adventure of each day, we discover the best in ourselves."-Anonymous

[Tripitaka]

Ooh so many to choose from, but here's a short(ish) selection, from the sublime to the ridiculous:

“When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.”
- Jimi Hendrix

"I am become death, shatterer of worlds."
- Robert J. Oppenheimer
(Quoting from the Bhagavad-Gita, after witnessing the first nuclear detonation)

"An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind."
And when asked for his opinion of western civilization:
"I think it would be a good idea."
- Mahatma Gandhi

"In our time political speech and writing are largely the defense of the indefensible."
- George Orwell

"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right."
- Isaac Asimov

"I can resist everything except temptation."
- Oscar Wilde

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens"
- Woody Allen

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”
“Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!”
- W. C. Fields

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."
- Groucho Marx

It's only a shame that more people don't share that last sentiment!

[Avron]

I don't use quotes, I make my own- Avron

[misterman10]

Many quotes come to mind, but my favorite:

"It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man"

[daddy1gringo]

Here's a good one from 101 Dalmatians:

Cruella to aide: What kind of sycophant are you?

aide: Uh, What kind would you like me to be?

[gethine]

to quote ian holloway after an 'ugly' win against chesterfield

"To put it in gentleman's terms if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they're good looking and some weeks they're not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She weren't the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let's have a coffee"

[mandalorian2298]

"Today we shall make history. Those who are not with us shall stand by and watch. And those who stand in our way shall not be around to watch for long." Grand Admiral Thrawn

"It has to do with a bizzare concept called democracy, in which ruling power is given to whoever is most skillful at directing the herd instincts of the largest masses of their most ignorant citizens" Nom Anor

"Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self." Wizard's Tenth Rule (by Terry Goodkind)

"People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People’s heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool." Terry Goodkind

[muy_thaiguy]

We make war that we may live in peace.
-Aristotle

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
-Ben Franklin

We can have no "50-50" allegiance in this country. Either a man is an American and nothing else, or he is not an American at all.
-Teddy Roosevelt

[ignotus]

Cogito ergo sum. (I think, therefore I am.) - Descartes

Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses. (If you had kept your silence, you would have stayed a philosopher.) - Boethius

Eppur si muove. (And yet it moves.) - Galileo Galilei

[The1exile]

Life isn't a destination, it's a journey. So stop running.

[lduke1990]

carpe noctem - I have no idea, saw it on a T-Shirt

Vini Vidi Vici - either ceasar or alexander, I don't know which

do not assume malice for what stupidity can explain - idk

Murphy's Law - Murphy

trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again - sign on a fence around a corn field in Keswick

any of Terry Goodkind's Wizards Rules

and many others that you wouldn't understand unless you knew me personally

[ignotus]

carpe noctem - I have no idea, saw it on a T-Shirt

Vini Vidi Vici - either ceasar or alexander, I don't know which

do not assume malice for what stupidity can explain - idk

Murphy's Law - Murphy

trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again - sign on a fence around a corn field in Keswick

any of Terry Goodkind's Wizards Rules

and many others that you wouldn't understand unless you knew me personally

carpe noctem - seize the night (from Roman Latin poet Horace: Carpe Diem - seize the day)

Veni Vidi Vici - Caesar, when crossing river Rubicon and by that starting a civil war... (letin venio, 4., veni, ventum - to come)

Which Murphy's law, there are... ...Murphy's laws!

http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-laws.html

[Minister Masket]

"Give a man a fish, and he'll be full for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll be full for a lifetime"

"Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

[ignotus]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum! - Duke Nukem (Duke Nukem 3D, 1996) - I feel really old for remembering this quote...

[Toto.fish]

"Your never alone with schizophrenia"