Conquer Club

As some of you may know, I got two luvely jubbly A's in English Literature and Language for my GCSE's. So now I'm faced with the rather odd prospect of being a writer as a future career. As a random test, I want you, yes YOU to throw me some random ideas, and I'll incorperate as much of them as I can into a short novel - which I will write over the coming week.

I want your ideas to be as stupidly random as possible. I know what some of you can already imagine, so that shouldn't be a problem. Anything from historical characters to kitchen appliencies. Anything you can possibly imagine.

Once I've written it, I'll post it and and you lot can judge it.

Idea Log:
1) David Cameron
2) A talking cherry pie
3) Ketchup and Mustard - The Condiment Brothers!
4) A sexual deviant/serial killer
5) Mars
6) War
7) Spoons
8.0) Mohicans
9) Butlers in Space
10) Chuck Norris
11) Bar at the CENTRE OF THE EARTH
12) Parasitic monsters
13) Sporks
14) Pikachu
15) Tom Hanks

No more ideas! Give me a title!

I've got a great idea, but i'm keeping it to myself....

Howabout a novel based around a conservative mp?

Norse wrote:I've got a great idea, but i'm keeping it to myself....

Howabout a novel based around a conservative mp?

David Cameron? Done!

An elementary school boy on inline skates is said to be responsible for a series of mysterious street assaults. None of the victims can recall the boy's face and only two distinct details are left in their memories: golden inline skates and the weapon: a bent golden baseball bat.

Two police detectives are assigned to the case to track down the perpetrator and put an end to his crimes. Starting with the first victim, a shy character designer who created the immensely popular pink dog Maromi, the detectives follow what little clues they have and try to apprehend the mysterious boy. Just when they think they have solved the case, new evidence about the attacker leads them towards a frightening revelation.

....it was David Cameon all along!

a cherry pie that talks. It must be a main character

the amazing adventures of ketchup and mustard, the condomint brothers

A story of a sexual deviant and a tale of her/his/its misadventures backpacking across Europe.

Syzygy wrote:A story of a sexual deviant and a tale of her/his/its misadventures backpacking across Europe.

I like!

Norse wrote:

Syzygy wrote:A story of a sexual deviant and a tale of her/his/its misadventures backpacking across Europe.

I like!

it's interesting how all the ideas put forward so far are applicable to david cameron.

static_ice wrote:An elementary school boy on inline skates is said to be responsible for a series of mysterious street assaults. None of the victims can recall the boy's face and only two distinct details are left in their memories: golden inline skates and the weapon: a bent golden baseball bat.

Two police detectives are assigned to the case to track down the perpetrator and put an end to his crimes. Starting with the first victim, a shy character designer who created the immensely popular pink dog Maromi, the detectives follow what little clues they have and try to apprehend the mysterious boy. Just when they think they have solved the case, new evidence about the attacker leads them towards a frightening revelation.

I said ideas, not frikken chapters! Keep it simple.

You don't like my sexual deviant idea.

Alright, what about a serial killer who tries to lure/enrage/trick other people into attempting to kill him and then, well-prepared, he legally kills them in self-defense?

We've doing well on the character front, how about settings? Europe's been mentioned. Where else?
Scenarios?
Objects?
Hairstyles?

Come on! I need more!

Syzygy wrote:You don't like my sexual deviant idea.

What? I like it, that's why I listed it! You fool!

Minister Masket wrote:We've doing well on the character front, how about settings? Europe's been mentioned. Where else?
Scenarios?
Objects?
Hairstyles?

Come on! I need more!

mars
war
spoons
mohicans

that's a good book right there, i'd buy it.

Minister Masket wrote:

Syzygy wrote:You don't like my sexual deviant idea.

What? I like it, that's why I listed it! You fool!

Ah, it wasn't listed when I posted.

Anyway, what about the serial killer?

If you have 2 A's for English you really should be able to spell condiment correctly.

The1exile wrote:If you have 2 A's for English you really should be able to spell condiment correctly.

I didn't spell it, jako did.
Thanks alot Copy + Paste!

Minister Masket wrote:

The1exile wrote:If you have 2 A's for English you really should be able to spell condiment correctly.

I didn't spell it, jako did.
Thanks alot Copy + Paste!

well what did u expect from a guy who didnt get A's in english class? i only got B's, give me a freaking break here.

jako wrote:

Minister Masket wrote:

The1exile wrote:If you have 2 A's for English you really should be able to spell condiment correctly.

I didn't spell it, jako did.
Thanks alot Copy + Paste!

well what did u expect from a guy who didnt get A's in english class? i only got B's, give me a freaking break here.

Good work nonetheless. Anyhoo, MORE IDEAS PEOPLE! Any and All!

Butlers in SPACE!!

*eerie music*

An assassin hunting a duke in the midst of the crusades.

How about this....

David cameron and his talking cherry pie friend, roam around europe attacking people on their skates, and then raping them?

The1exile wrote:An assassin hunting a duke in the midst of the crusades.

Assassin's Creed. You try to run anything by me which is game-related, and I WILL know about it. Nice try.

I wish to AVOID copyright infringment, thank you.

Chuck Norris FTW!