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Postby Gilligan on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:18 pm

One of the questions is "Have you ever committed suicide". :?
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Postby diddle on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:18 pm

Gilligan wrote:One of the questions is "Have you ever committed suicide". :?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: busted!
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Postby Gilligan on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:21 pm

diddle wrote:
Gilligan wrote:One of the questions is "Have you ever committed suicide". :?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: busted!


No...it's just that if you have committed suicide you wouldn't be here... :?

I got Purgatory.
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Postby diddle on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:22 pm

Gilligan wrote:
diddle wrote:
Gilligan wrote:One of the questions is "Have you ever committed suicide". :?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: busted!


No...it's just that if you have committed suicide you wouldn't be here... :?

I got Purgatory.


yeah i know i got it, i was just saying they got busted for putting in a dud question
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Postby Gilligan on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:26 pm

I thought you were talking to me :lol:
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Postby diddle on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:27 pm

Gilligan wrote:I thought you were talking to me :lol:


i just got captivated by your sig




it worried me
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Postby Gilligan on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:30 pm

diddle wrote:
Gilligan wrote:I thought you were talking to me :lol:


i just got captivated by your sig




it worried me


...What?
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Postby parno4u on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:34 pm

first levle for me
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Postby life-saver on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:35 pm

parno4u wrote:first levle for me

See you in the rolling fresh meadows. :wink:
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Postby Hitman079 on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:43 pm

Purgatory [Repenting Believers]- High
Level 1 - Limbo [Virtuous Nonbelievers- Low
Level 2 - Lust High
Level 3 - Gluttony Moderate
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis [Heretics] Very Low
Level 7 - Violent Low
Level 8 - the Malebolge [Fradulent, Malicious, Panderers] Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus [Treacherous] Low


Purgatory


You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

The only thing keeping me from the Second Circle of Hell (Lust) is the fact that I repent for my sins...and I tried selecting the best choices possible (as in being an angel on Earth), and I still go to purgatory :D
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Postby Norse on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:55 pm

Dammit Hitman! I thought you were cool...

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Postby parno4u on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:59 pm

i can't get it to say that i will go to the ninth levle
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Postby cena-rules on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:59 pm

Guys whoever is going to the 5th level lets meet up there
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Postby Norse on Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:02 pm

Hehe, me and hecter are going to have some wild parties on level 8
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Postby cena-rules on Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:03 pm

dont make too much noise
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Postby The1exile on Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:06 pm

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High

Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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Postby Fircoal on Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:06 pm

cena-rules wrote:Guys whoever is going to the 5th level lets meet up there


hi cena, I'm there too. ;)

Though I think I deserve somewhere better, (in rl) or worse (based on other things. ;) )

(Part of my skewed results are because of no I don't know anwser. ;) )
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Postby Kaplowitz on Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:10 pm

6...and my eyes hurt
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Postby parno4u on Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:13 pm

try to get it to say you will go to the 9th levle
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Postby cena-rules on Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:17 pm

Fircoal wrote:
cena-rules wrote:Guys whoever is going to the 5th level lets meet up there


hi cena, I'm there too. ;)

Though I think I deserve somewhere better, (in rl) or worse (based on other things. ;) )

(Part of my skewed results are because of no I don't know anwser. ;) )


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Postby Kaplowitz on Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:19 pm

parno4u wrote:try to get it to say you will go to the 9th levle


i tried, but i got to 7.
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Postby OnlyAmbrose on Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:20 pm

*phew* I got purgatory.

So pretty much the test figured I'm a bad person barely saved by faith. A good thing I suppose :)

For the record, Dante is a frickin' genius, great writer and theologian, and the inferno is just cool to read.

Purgatory wrote:You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


Purgatory Repenting Believers Very High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
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Postby dominationnation on Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:22 pm

Kaplowitz wrote:
parno4u wrote:try to get it to say you will go to the 9th levle


i tried, but i got to 7.

me to.
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Postby Strider24 on Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:30 pm

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
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Postby Som General on Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:33 pm

city of dis
dats were im at
also the lust one
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