Would you...

[The1exile]

What if its a real dungeon where they will pierce your nipples, insert steel rings into them and hang you from the ceiling until you die?

All of that and I only have to pay $500? This place is a bargain! What city is this place in?

I thought you were getting paid the $500.

That was the gag.



Geddit? Gag? Damn... I crack myself up...

I half expected the comeback of saying you were paying these other idiots.

[NESconqueror]

...be given five hundred dollars to go into a store known only as 'the nipple dungeon', not knowing what is inside?

Ha! NO. Who knows what is in there to kill me?

[super Mario 009]

whats really inside?

you know, so that my friend knows, because i dont want to tell him.





*looks around with a nervous laugh*





wait. Do YOU even know?

[got tonkaed]

What if its a real dungeon where they will pierce your nipples, insert steel rings into them and hang you from the ceiling until you die?


I'll pass. Keep your $500.

sounds like a normal friday night for some around here id bet...

[Kaplowitz]

What if its a real dungeon where they will pierce your nipples, insert steel rings into them and hang you from the ceiling until you die?

All of that and I only have to pay $500? This place is a bargain! What city is this place in?

Ill bet people on this site would pay more than 500 just to get in, thats the true question to ask.

NOW MAKE A NEW THREAD ASKING HOW MUCH SOMEONE WOULD PAY TO GET IN THE STORE.

Or i will eat your soul..... unless its soggy.

[unriggable]

Could I get back out?

Not until they give you a free sample.

[unriggable]

wait. Do YOU even know?

I will reveal what is inside...all you must do is:

Go to dictionary.com, search nipple, go to the definitions presented by the American Heritage dictionary, read definitions 1e-h.















They sell pipes, specifically those to help pump blood out of Iron Maidens. Hence the nipple dungeon.

[Skoffin]

Where's my $500?