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Senator Sues God... Take THAT Jay!

Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:30 pm

Saying that God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes," Nebraska's longest-serving state senator says he is suing the Almighty to make a legal point.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha, a Democrat, filed a lawsuit against God in Douglas County District Court last week, saying that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

He's seeking a permanent injunction against God.

Chambers, a self-proclaimed agnostic who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, said he filed the lawsuit to show that anybody can file a legal action against anybody for any reason.

That, he said, was recently illustrated by a federal lawsuit he said triggered his lawsuit against God.

Tory Bowen, 24, sued a state judge who barred the words "rape" and "victim," among other terms, in the trial of Pamir Safi, who Bowen says sexually assaulted her. Bowen said Lancaster District Judge Jeffre Cheuvront violated her free speech rights.

Chambers said Bowen's lawsuit is inappropriate because the Nebraska Supreme Court has already considered the case and federal courts follow the decisions of state supreme courts on state matters.

"This lawsuit having been filed and being of such questionable merit creates a circumstance where my lawsuit is appropriately filed," Chambers said. "People might call it frivolous but if they read it they'll see there are very serious issues I have raised."

U.S. District Judge Richard Kopf, in an order last week, expressed doubts about whether Bowen's lawsuit "has any legal basis whatsoever" and said sanctions may be imposed against Tory Bowen, the accuser, and her attorneys if they fail to show cause for the lawsuit.

The Associated Press usually does not identify accusers in sex-assault cases, but Bowen has allowed her name to be used publicly because of the issue over the judge's language restrictions.

Cheuvront declared a mistrial in Safi's trial in July, saying pretrial publicity made it impossible to gather enough impartial jurors.
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Postby Guiscard on Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:32 pm

Wasn't there a Billy Connelly film where that happened?
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Postby jay_a2j on Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:51 pm

Too bad.... I hear God has a really good lawyer. :wink:
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Postby vtmarik on Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:56 pm

jay_a2j wrote:Too bad.... I hear God has a really good lawyer. :wink:


No he doesn't. They're all in Hell. 8)
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Postby unriggable on Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:58 pm

vtmarik wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Too bad.... I hear God has a really good lawyer. :wink:


No he doesn't. They're all in Hell. 8)


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Postby Titanic on Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:29 pm

Vinny...lol...great film
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Postby Backglass on Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:44 pm

Did you check the OFFICIAL GOD FAQ before posting?
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Postby Nephilim on Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:07 pm

vtmarik wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Too bad.... I hear God has a really good lawyer. :wink:


No he doesn't. They're all in Hell. 8)


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Postby Nephilim on Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:08 pm

interesting story, AD.....it's really funny, but i think i'd side w/ the alleged rape victim....maybe i didn't get that part of the story.....judge throws out the criminal case cause of too much publicity, wtf?
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Postby mr. incrediball on Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:13 pm

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Postby mandalorian2298 on Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:03 pm

jay_a2j wrote:Too bad.... I hear God has a really good lawyer. :wink:


I can only remember God's guys loosing trials. Jesus couldn't even win pardon from the jury made mostly from religius people!
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Postby jay_a2j on Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:09 pm

mandalorian2298 wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Too bad.... I hear God has a really good lawyer. :wink:


I can only remember God's guys loosing trials. Jesus couldn't even win pardon from the jury made mostly from religius people!



Oh, He could have "won" pardon.... but it wasn't the plan see...... [-o<
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Postby mandalorian2298 on Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:14 pm

jay_a2j wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Too bad.... I hear God has a really good lawyer. :wink:


I can only remember God's guys loosing trials. Jesus couldn't even win pardon from the jury made mostly from religius people!



Oh, He could have "won" pardon.... but it wasn't the plan see...... [-o<


I am just saying that law isn't God's strong suit. I am not saying that it should be, like Him I am not much of a legalist myself (see my sig for further explanation. :wink: )
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:20 pm

Nephilim wrote:interesting story, AD.....it's really funny, but i think i'd side w/ the alleged rape victim....maybe i didn't get that part of the story.....judge throws out the criminal case cause of too much publicity, wtf?


No shit... I totally side with the rape victim... I think that judge should lose his license.
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Postby Balsiefen on Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:29 pm

Guiscard wrote:Wasn't there a Billy Connelly film where that happened?


I loved that one :lol:
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Postby MeDeFe on Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:12 pm

I think he has a chance at winning.
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Postby magneticgoop on Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:05 pm

mandalorian2298 wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Too bad.... I hear God has a really good lawyer. :wink:


I can only remember God's guys loosing trials. Jesus couldn't even win pardon from the jury made mostly from religius people!



Oh, He could have "won" pardon.... but it wasn't the plan see...... [-o<


I am just saying that law isn't God's strong suit. I am not saying that it should be, like Him I am not much of a legalist myself (see my sig for further explanation. :wink: )
actually in the old testament there 2 man parts called the law and the prophets are Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy are the primary law books but thankfully Christians are not bound to them but use them more like guide lines

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Postby Hitman079 on Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:31 pm

said he filed the lawsuit to show that anybody can file a legal action against anybody for any reason.

one of the biggest flaws in our legal system on civil cases.
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Re: Senator Sues God... Take THAT Jay!

Postby daddy1gringo on Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:45 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha, a Democrat, filed a lawsuit against God in Douglas County District Court last week, He's seeking a permanent injunction against God.


I just talked with the defendant. He's really concerned; says he just doesn't know what he's gonna do.
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Postby Fircoal on Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:54 pm

WHAT I'M BEING SUED! :evil: Not cool.
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Re: Senator Sues God... Take THAT Jay!

Postby jay_a2j on Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:21 pm

daddy1gringo wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha, a Democrat, filed a lawsuit against God in Douglas County District Court last week, He's seeking a permanent injunction against God.


I just talked with the defendant. He's really concerned; says he just doesn't know what he's gonna do.


:lol:
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Postby Avron on Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:57 pm

Fircoal wrote:WHAT I'M BEING SUED! :evil: Not cool.


Wheres your avy and sig?


I hope the entire case goes up on youtube.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:59 pm

nice find anarkists dream. I for one feel that if god is infallible he will win hands down.
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:00 am

Balsiefen wrote:
Guiscard wrote:Wasn't there a Billy Connelly film where that happened?


I loved that one :lol:

It was because his boat was struck by lightning and the insurance wouldn't pay because it was 'an act of god'
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