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Senator Sues God... Take THAT Jay!

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:30 pm
by Anarkistsdream
Saying that God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes," Nebraska's longest-serving state senator says he is suing the Almighty to make a legal point.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha, a Democrat, filed a lawsuit against God in Douglas County District Court last week, saying that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

He's seeking a permanent injunction against God.

Chambers, a self-proclaimed agnostic who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, said he filed the lawsuit to show that anybody can file a legal action against anybody for any reason.

That, he said, was recently illustrated by a federal lawsuit he said triggered his lawsuit against God.

Tory Bowen, 24, sued a state judge who barred the words "rape" and "victim," among other terms, in the trial of Pamir Safi, who Bowen says sexually assaulted her. Bowen said Lancaster District Judge Jeffre Cheuvront violated her free speech rights.

Chambers said Bowen's lawsuit is inappropriate because the Nebraska Supreme Court has already considered the case and federal courts follow the decisions of state supreme courts on state matters.

"This lawsuit having been filed and being of such questionable merit creates a circumstance where my lawsuit is appropriately filed," Chambers said. "People might call it frivolous but if they read it they'll see there are very serious issues I have raised."

U.S. District Judge Richard Kopf, in an order last week, expressed doubts about whether Bowen's lawsuit "has any legal basis whatsoever" and said sanctions may be imposed against Tory Bowen, the accuser, and her attorneys if they fail to show cause for the lawsuit.

The Associated Press usually does not identify accusers in sex-assault cases, but Bowen has allowed her name to be used publicly because of the issue over the judge's language restrictions.

Cheuvront declared a mistrial in Safi's trial in July, saying pretrial publicity made it impossible to gather enough impartial jurors.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:32 pm
by Guiscard
Wasn't there a Billy Connelly film where that happened?

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:51 pm
by jay_a2j
Too bad.... I hear God has a really good lawyer. :wink:

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:56 pm
by vtmarik
jay_a2j wrote:Too bad.... I hear God has a really good lawyer. :wink:


No he doesn't. They're all in Hell. 8)

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:58 pm
by unriggable
vtmarik wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Too bad.... I hear God has a really good lawyer. :wink:


No he doesn't. They're all in Hell. 8)


He has a cousin...what's his name...Vinny. He's still alive, right? Call him up, Allah.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:29 pm
by Titanic
Vinny...lol...great film

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:44 pm
by Backglass
Did you check the OFFICIAL GOD FAQ before posting?

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:07 pm
by Nephilim
vtmarik wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Too bad.... I hear God has a really good lawyer. :wink:


No he doesn't. They're all in Hell. 8)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:08 pm
by Nephilim
interesting story, AD.....it's really funny, but i think i'd side w/ the alleged rape victim....maybe i didn't get that part of the story.....judge throws out the criminal case cause of too much publicity, wtf?

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:13 pm
by mr. incrediball
Backglass wrote:Did you check the OFFICIAL GOD FAQ before posting?


:lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:03 pm
by mandalorian2298
jay_a2j wrote:Too bad.... I hear God has a really good lawyer. :wink:


I can only remember God's guys loosing trials. Jesus couldn't even win pardon from the jury made mostly from religius people!

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:09 pm
by jay_a2j
mandalorian2298 wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Too bad.... I hear God has a really good lawyer. :wink:


I can only remember God's guys loosing trials. Jesus couldn't even win pardon from the jury made mostly from religius people!



Oh, He could have "won" pardon.... but it wasn't the plan see...... [-o<

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:14 pm
by mandalorian2298
jay_a2j wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Too bad.... I hear God has a really good lawyer. :wink:


I can only remember God's guys loosing trials. Jesus couldn't even win pardon from the jury made mostly from religius people!



Oh, He could have "won" pardon.... but it wasn't the plan see...... [-o<


I am just saying that law isn't God's strong suit. I am not saying that it should be, like Him I am not much of a legalist myself (see my sig for further explanation. :wink: )

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:20 pm
by Anarkistsdream
Nephilim wrote:interesting story, AD.....it's really funny, but i think i'd side w/ the alleged rape victim....maybe i didn't get that part of the story.....judge throws out the criminal case cause of too much publicity, wtf?


No shit... I totally side with the rape victim... I think that judge should lose his license.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:29 pm
by Balsiefen
Guiscard wrote:Wasn't there a Billy Connelly film where that happened?


I loved that one :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:12 pm
by MeDeFe
I think he has a chance at winning.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:05 pm
by magneticgoop
mandalorian2298 wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Too bad.... I hear God has a really good lawyer. :wink:


I can only remember God's guys loosing trials. Jesus couldn't even win pardon from the jury made mostly from religius people!



Oh, He could have "won" pardon.... but it wasn't the plan see...... [-o<


I am just saying that law isn't God's strong suit. I am not saying that it should be, like Him I am not much of a legalist myself (see my sig for further explanation. :wink: )
actually in the old testament there 2 man parts called the law and the prophets are Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy are the primary law books but thankfully Christians are not bound to them but use them more like guide lines

and ps your sig with the link is bad there is no video

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:31 pm
by Hitman079
said he filed the lawsuit to show that anybody can file a legal action against anybody for any reason.

one of the biggest flaws in our legal system on civil cases.

Re: Senator Sues God... Take THAT Jay!

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:45 pm
by daddy1gringo
Anarkistsdream wrote:State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha, a Democrat, filed a lawsuit against God in Douglas County District Court last week, He's seeking a permanent injunction against God.


I just talked with the defendant. He's really concerned; says he just doesn't know what he's gonna do.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:54 pm
by Fircoal
WHAT I'M BEING SUED! :evil: Not cool.

Re: Senator Sues God... Take THAT Jay!

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:21 pm
by jay_a2j
daddy1gringo wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha, a Democrat, filed a lawsuit against God in Douglas County District Court last week, He's seeking a permanent injunction against God.


I just talked with the defendant. He's really concerned; says he just doesn't know what he's gonna do.


:lol:

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:57 pm
by Avron
Fircoal wrote:WHAT I'M BEING SUED! :evil: Not cool.


Wheres your avy and sig?


I hope the entire case goes up on youtube.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:59 pm
by reverend_kyle
nice find anarkists dream. I for one feel that if god is infallible he will win hands down.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:00 am
by Anarchy Ninja
Balsiefen wrote:
Guiscard wrote:Wasn't there a Billy Connelly film where that happened?


I loved that one :lol:

It was because his boat was struck by lightning and the insurance wouldn't pay because it was 'an act of god'