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Postby magneticgoop on Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:42 am

If you had to live by yourself for a year in a remote area of the world and you got a million dollars if you survived, what three things would you bring. and why.

I would bring a utility knife- they always come in handy
a hatchet-to cut down larger trees
my hiking Boots-nothing is better than knowing you can jump on a pointy rock and not even feel it
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:43 am

Wait wait..

There's a remote area in the world today? I'm surprised.
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Postby kwanton on Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:08 am

"Fitness Made Simple" starring fitness celebrity John Basedow.
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Postby static_ice on Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:12 am

ah my friends are boyscouts this thread would be perfect for them :lol:

I'd go with machete, for obvious, all-purpose reasons,
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Postby strike wolf on Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:21 am

I'll bring food, water, and that magic lamp that grants my every wish.
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Postby The Weird One on Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:26 am

an ax (better than a hatchet for cutting larger things)
a water filtering pump
and: http://saratogatradingcompany.com/10_person_deluxe_office_classroom_kit.html :wink:
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Postby legendkiller717 on Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:32 am

easy.....

a multi-tool...cuz survivorman says they are the greatest thing in the world

a gps tracking device, so people could eventually find me

and the hottest girl i could get to agree to come with me, to have sex with until i was found....(and if it take too long for them to find me, i could always eat her using my multi-tool)


....probably shouldnt have posted my first repky drunk off my ass.....sigh
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Postby GreecePwns on Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:45 am

kwanton wrote:"Fitness Made Simple" starring fitness celebrity John Basedow.
:lol: I saw that guy once. Can you say 'roids?
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Postby The1exile on Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:13 am

Enough food, enough water, and a crafting knife.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:16 am

1. An AK
2. A hareem
3. My Marionette collection


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Postby Beastly on Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:27 am

A vibrator, got to have it.
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Postby mandalorian2298 on Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:28 am

1. a knife
2. a toothbrush
3. "V for Vendetta" comic (which I have to return to library next week :cry: )
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:29 am

mandalorian2298 wrote:1. a knife
2. a toothbrush
3. "V for Vendetta" comic (which I have to return to library next week :cry: )

Steal it Mandy, Steal it! You'll just get fined for it..
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Postby mandalorian2298 on Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:31 am

Skittles! wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:1. a knife
2. a toothbrush
3. "V for Vendetta" comic (which I have to return to library next week :cry: )

Steal it Mandy, Steal it! You'll just get fined for it..


I can't.

But I really want tooooooooo! :cry:
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:31 am

mandalorian2298 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:1. a knife
2. a toothbrush
3. "V for Vendetta" comic (which I have to return to library next week :cry: )

Steal it Mandy, Steal it! You'll just get fined for it..


I can't.

But I really want tooooooooo! :cry:

Well.. Can't you buy it from a comic store?
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Postby freezie on Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:32 am

My computer.
A powerful generator to last over a year.
Enough food.
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Postby The1exile on Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:34 am

Skittles! wrote:Well.. Can't you buy it from a comic store?


you have comic stores? :shock:
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:35 am

The1exile wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Well.. Can't you buy it from a comic store?


you have comic stores? :shock:

Ah.. In Sydney, yes. Somewhere in China town. Not exactly sure where it is, but it'll be somewhere.
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Postby Iliad on Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:48 am

Skittles! wrote:
The1exile wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Well.. Can't you buy it from a comic store?


you have comic stores? :shock:

Ah.. In Sydney, yes. Somewhere in China town. Not exactly sure where it is, but it'll be somewhere.

Yeah I remembers some comic store
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Postby Simonov on Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:14 am

three things i would bring:

1) laptop (so i could play conquer * club) :lol:

2) a cow (infinite supply of milk)

3) a woman suffering of nymphomania (so i could do something while waiting for my turn)

lmao!
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Postby Iliad on Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:15 am

Simonov wrote:three things i would bring:

1) laptop (so i could play conquer * club) :lol:

2) a cow (infinite supply of milk)

3) a woman suffering of nymphomania (so i could do something while waiting for my turn)

lmao!

Perfect except with one flaw. Why milk when you have a woman? You can do without milk for 9 months!
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Postby Simonov on Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:20 am

probably will die due to complications of hypercalcemia.

just a joke exile you can't get overdosed with calcium from milk.
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Postby The1exile on Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:35 am

2 pints a day?

wimp!

edit: hm, it actually explains a lot. thanks simonov, learn something new every day.
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Postby Simonov on Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:38 am

The1exile wrote:2 pints a day?

wimp!

edit: hm, it actually explains a lot. thanks simonov, learn something new every day.
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Postby Simonov on Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:18 am

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mmm... milk!
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