Conquer Club

If you had to live by yourself for a year in a remote area of the world and you got a million dollars if you survived, what three things would you bring. and why.

I would bring a utility knife- they always come in handy
a hatchet-to cut down larger trees
my hiking Boots-nothing is better than knowing you can jump on a pointy rock and not even feel it

Wait wait..

There's a remote area in the world today? I'm surprised.

"Fitness Made Simple" starring fitness celebrity John Basedow.

ah my friends are boyscouts this thread would be perfect for them

I'd go with machete, for obvious, all-purpose reasons,
a lot of plastic transparent wrap along with a large cup, because that is how you make water without salt if you combine a couple of sticks, a rock, and the sun

I'll bring food, water, and that magic lamp that grants my every wish.

an ax (better than a hatchet for cutting larger things)
a water filtering pump
and: http://saratogatradingcompany.com/10_person_deluxe_office_classroom_kit.html

easy.....

a multi-tool...cuz survivorman says they are the greatest thing in the world

a gps tracking device, so people could eventually find me

and the hottest girl i could get to agree to come with me, to have sex with until i was found....(and if it take too long for them to find me, i could always eat her using my multi-tool)


....probably shouldnt have posted my first repky drunk off my ass.....sigh

kwanton wrote:"Fitness Made Simple" starring fitness celebrity John Basedow.

I saw that guy once. Can you say 'roids?

Enough food, enough water, and a crafting knife.

1. An AK
2. A hareem
3. My Marionette collection


I think I win this game.

A vibrator, got to have it.

1. a knife
2. a toothbrush
3. "V for Vendetta" comic (which I have to return to library next week )

mandalorian2298 wrote:1. a knife
2. a toothbrush
3. "V for Vendetta" comic (which I have to return to library next week )

Steal it Mandy, Steal it! You'll just get fined for it..

Skittles! wrote:

mandalorian2298 wrote:1. a knife
2. a toothbrush
3. "V for Vendetta" comic (which I have to return to library next week )

Steal it Mandy, Steal it! You'll just get fined for it..

I can't.

But I really want tooooooooo!

mandalorian2298 wrote:

Skittles! wrote:

mandalorian2298 wrote:1. a knife
2. a toothbrush
3. "V for Vendetta" comic (which I have to return to library next week )

Steal it Mandy, Steal it! You'll just get fined for it..

I can't.

But I really want tooooooooo!

Well.. Can't you buy it from a comic store?

My computer.
A powerful generator to last over a year.
Enough food.

Skittles! wrote:Well.. Can't you buy it from a comic store?

you have comic stores?

The1exile wrote:

Skittles! wrote:Well.. Can't you buy it from a comic store?

you have comic stores?

Ah.. In Sydney, yes. Somewhere in China town. Not exactly sure where it is, but it'll be somewhere.

Skittles! wrote:

The1exile wrote:

Skittles! wrote:Well.. Can't you buy it from a comic store?

you have comic stores?

Ah.. In Sydney, yes. Somewhere in China town. Not exactly sure where it is, but it'll be somewhere.

Yeah I remembers some comic store

three things i would bring:

1) laptop (so i could play conquer * club)

2) a cow (infinite supply of milk)

3) a woman suffering of nymphomania (so i could do something while waiting for my turn)

lmao!

Simonov wrote:three things i would bring:

1) laptop (so i could play conquer * club)

2) a cow (infinite supply of milk)

3) a woman suffering of nymphomania (so i could do something while waiting for my turn)

lmao!

Perfect except with one flaw. Why milk when you have a woman? You can do without milk for 9 months!

probably will die due to complications of hypercalcemia.

just a joke exile you can't get overdosed with calcium from milk.

2 pints a day?

wimp!

edit: hm, it actually explains a lot. thanks simonov, learn something new every day.

The1exile wrote:2 pints a day?

wimp!

edit: hm, it actually explains a lot. thanks simonov, learn something new every day.

mmm... milk!