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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:36 am

I would use it to invent and build a time-machine so that I could go back in time and bone the f*ck out of Terri Hatcher circa 'the new adventures of superman'.

Alternatively I would use it to buy myself tenure in a merchant bank where I would proceed to be payed ridiculous sums of money for sitting at my desk shouting 'buy buy buy' into a toy phone while my co-workers ran about like scalded cats attempting to avoid having my bone-headed mis-management send the UK economy into a major recession.
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Postby btownmeggy on Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:17 pm

I would have 60,623,819,098 Zimbabwean dollars!

and 99, 100, 101, 102, 103, 104, 105.....
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:25 pm

Many things. ;) A lot of them involving Pokemon. :D
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Postby NESconqueror on Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:26 pm

If you mean weight, then I would join the sumo wrestling tournament! :D
If you mean the currency, then I would keep it all for myself! *Laughs greedily*
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Postby McSnipe on Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:01 pm

What's up NES? I bet if you had that much moiney, you'd but the entire NES library, and never have a reason to visit CC. And as such, I would like to open the "Get NES a million Pounds" Fund.
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Re: If I had a million pounds....

Postby Cronus on Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:45 pm

cena-rules wrote:Finish the sentence.

I would buy premium membership for people.

Best entry after 2 weeks get 50 ego points


pounds of what? :)
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Re: If I had a million pounds....

Postby diddle on Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:48 pm

Cronus wrote:
cena-rules wrote:Finish the sentence.

I would buy premium membership for people.

Best entry after 2 weeks get 50 ego points


pounds of what? :)


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Postby jay_a2j on Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:15 pm

I'd go to the gym and work out! :shock:
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Re: If I had a million pounds....

Postby CrazyAnglican on Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:21 pm

diddle wrote:
Cronus wrote:
cena-rules wrote:Finish the sentence.

I would buy premium membership for people.

Best entry after 2 weeks get 50 ego points


pounds of what? :)


kangaroo sweat


Doesn't that come in gallons?
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Re: If I had a million pounds....

Postby diddle on Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:21 pm

CrazyAnglican wrote:
diddle wrote:
Cronus wrote:
cena-rules wrote:Finish the sentence.

I would buy premium membership for people.

Best entry after 2 weeks get 50 ego points


pounds of what? :)


kangaroo sweat


Doesn't that come in gallons?


yeah, unless its frozen
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Postby ignotus on Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:14 pm

I would invest all in a presidential campaign of a random person with a Tourette syndrome!
Imagine that person ruling a country for 4-5 years...


That's juuuust toooo funnnny! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby legendkiller717 on Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:34 am

ignotus wrote:I would invest all in a presidential campaign of a random person with a Tourette syndrome!
Imagine that person ruling a country for 4-5 years...


That's juuuust toooo funnnny! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


heavy whomp on that one..i was reading along and laughing...and then it was just ruined....good f*ckin job...ass
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