Conquer Club

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/295289

Click the "watch this movie" icon....quite amusing, and true.

But I prefer this lot to christians.

"....Hey jamilla....mohammed can suck my big purple cock!...."

I found funny, and yes it is true

Eh, I hate that cow.

Norse wrote:But I prefer this lot to christians.

Rightly so.

I can see how living in the UK, a country built by the 'christian' side of those terrific crusades participants is a drag for you.

Infact, I really incourage you to move to a nice fundamentalist Islamic country, they're totally your kind of folk.

Though to engage in some of your usual entertainment, of getting loaded, fighting and having sex with the ladies, you will have to some how sneak the booze in with you, but it will be so worth it.

Arab-American Comedians!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdqRNUSaj5w

This is funny!

That was pretty good Ignotus, do you like John Pinnette, he's pretty hilarious too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3xuZeFA ... ed&search=

2dimes wrote:

Norse wrote:But I prefer this lot to christians.

Rightly so.

I can see how living in the UK, a country built by the 'christian' side of those terrific crusades participants is a drag for you.

Infact, I really incourage you to move to a nice fundamentalist Islamic country, they're totally your kind of folk.

Though to engage in some of your usual entertainment, of getting loaded, fighting and having sex with the ladies, you will have to some how sneak the booze in with you, but it will be so worth it.

Sounds like a plan!

Will they allow me to practise my neo-paganism?

Norse wrote:

2dimes wrote:

Norse wrote:But I prefer this lot to christians.

Rightly so.

I can see how living in the UK, a country built by the 'christian' side of those terrific crusades participants is a drag for you.

Infact, I really incourage you to move to a nice fundamentalist Islamic country, they're totally your kind of folk.

Though to engage in some of your usual entertainment, of getting loaded, fighting and having sex with the ladies, you will have to some how sneak the booze in with you, but it will be so worth it.

Sounds like a plan!

Will they allow me to practise my neo-paganism?

Absolutely, they encourage it. Don't let anyone tell you other wise.

otherwise

ignotus wrote:Arab-American Comedians!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdqRNUSaj5w

This is funny!

Ever seen omid djalili?

2dimes wrote:
Absolutely, they encourage it. Don't let anyone tell you other wise.

Excellent!

Are you certain they won't bend the rules on drugs and booze for me though?

The1exile wrote:Ever seen omid djalili?

Yes, I've seen his comedy and hes good, but I thin that all "Axis of Evil" comedy group is better.

Norse wrote:Excellent!

Are you certain they won't bend the rules on drugs and booze for me though?

Nothing is certain, I think they'll let you off with some light hearted warnings.

I thought you gived up teh drugs.

are you mad 2dimes, Norse giving up drugs is like me giving up booze.
he`s got to have his nose candy.

I think it would be easier to get that there than the booze.

2dimes wrote:

Norse wrote:Excellent!

Are you certain they won't bend the rules on drugs and booze for me though?

Nothing is certain, I think they'll let you off with some light hearted warnings.

I thought you gived up teh drugs.

I have....I'm just playing along..

So, what are my future hosts' opinions on heterosexual sodomy?

Norse wrote:I have....I'm just playing along..

So, what are my future hosts' opinions on heterosexual sodomy?

I think it would be best to ask sometime after entering the burkah.
ie. "Hey I just ran it in the behind of your sister, how's that for fun? Would you like a cocktail?"

Lord Nelson wrote:I found funny, and yes it is true

Well, I don't know about 'true'. As you see (or hear), Reginald named Mohammad as a "god". This is of course not true. That is why Muslims are forbidden to potray the face of Mohammad, because they fear that if they do, Mohammad will be worshipped just like Jesus is by the Christians. Muslims believe that there is only one God and that Mohammad (peace be upon him) was a messanger of God, just like Noah, Moses, and Jesus (peace be upon them all) before him.

So your statement that this video was "true" is entirely false. Not only that, but I found the video to not be funny at all, that is of course a matter of opinion. I didn't find humor in the video one bit, however, I did find it ridiculous.

And for those that don't know the difference between "humorous" and "ridiculous", let me explain it to you.

Something that is "humorous" can be found to be funny by everyone. There are no feelings hurt. People laugh and that is the end of the joke.

Something that is "ridiculous" (stemming from the word "ridicule") can only be funny by a select audience, a prejudice--it is evovled and meant to hurt people. And instead of a simple joke ending, it instead lingers and no longer is considered a joke.

And, no, I am not a Muslim, and I am not defending the actions of terrorists (who would like you to believe that they were Muslim), but in this time of war and strain, don't you think such videos can only hurt the efforts of those who are seeking peace?