5 things before you die

[Syzygy]

1. Become dictator of a small African country
2. Become the best guitarist for all eternity.
3. Start my own religion.
4. Reanimate the dead to create my own personal army of zombies. (To defend my small African country.)
5. Develop Telepathy.

[Norse]

Why does the annoying little kid (rev) have to copy my posts all the time.

I wish he'd f*ck off and die.

[Skittles!]

1. Become dictator of a small African country
2. Become the best guitarist for all eternity.
3. Start my own religion.
4. Reanimate the dead to create my own personal army of zombies. (To defend my small African country.)
5. Develop Telepathy.

Which small African country would that be?

Ghana? Lesotho?

[reverend_kyle]

Why does the annoying little kid (rev) have to copy my posts all the time.

I wish he'd f*ck off and die.

I havent a clue what you're talking about. the only thing of yours I copied was burn christian effigies, which you didnt' even spell right sothere was nothing similar to your post.

[Syzygy]

1. Become dictator of a small African country
2. Become the best guitarist for all eternity.
3. Start my own religion.
4. Reanimate the dead to create my own personal army of zombies. (To defend my small African country.)
5. Develop Telepathy.

Which small African country would that be?

Ghana? Lesotho?

Lesotho, hell no. It's completely bordered by South Africa. What would I do when I wanted to invade other countries?

Come to think of it a slightly larger country might be nice.

I'm thinking Zambia. It has potential.

[Skittles!]

How about Chad?

It's currently corrupt, in civil war, and poverty is at large in the population.

What other country needs a dictator that wouldn't bring civil war other than Chad? Perfect choice.

[Syzygy]

How about Chad?

It's currently corrupt, in civil war, and poverty is at large in the population.

What other country needs a dictator that wouldn't bring civil war other than Chad? Perfect choice.

Hmm... Would be nice. Except it is too poor.

Zambia, however is exceptionally rich with natural resources and a good economy is the basis for everything. Copper, especially. And, since China needs it. That can be exploited to get things going again.

[Optimus Prime]

Let's see.....

1. Learn how to fly a helicopter.
2. Successfully run 30 tournaments on Conquer Club.
3. Make a baby with my gorgeous wife.
4. Become a well-respected blogger (odd, yes, I know).
5. Run a 6-minute mile.

I'm sure there's better ones, but it's 3:15 in the morning here.

[Skittles!]

How about Chad?

It's currently corrupt, in civil war, and poverty is at large in the population.

What other country needs a dictator that wouldn't bring civil war other than Chad? Perfect choice.

Hmm... Would be nice. Except it is too poor.

Zambia, however is exceptionally rich with natural resources and a good economy is the basis for everything. Copper, especially. And, since China needs it. That can be exploited to get things going again.

China needs lots of things, the amount they are trading with Australia is over-whelming and we can't keep up with it.

Zambia, I guess that is a choice, but don't you think it'll be better to take over an island, like Madagascar? I'm sure that's pretty good.. Island and stuff.

[Optimus Prime]

How about Chad?

It's currently corrupt, in civil war, and poverty is at large in the population.

What other country needs a dictator that wouldn't bring civil war other than Chad? Perfect choice.

Hmm... Would be nice. Except it is too poor.

Zambia, however is exceptionally rich with natural resources and a good economy is the basis for everything. Copper, especially. And, since China needs it. That can be exploited to get things going again.

China needs lots of things, the amount they are trading with Australia is over-whelming and we can't keep up with it.

Zambia, I guess that is a choice, but don't you think it'll be better to take over an island, like Madagascar? I'm sure that's pretty good.. Island and stuff.

Yeah, but think of the cockroaches...

[Skittles!]

ROFL.

What cockroaches? Don't you just get them everywhere?

[Optimus Prime]

ROFL.

What cockroaches? Don't you just get them everywhere?

Aren't Madagascaran Hissing Cockroaches like the biggest ones on earth or something? I might be mistaken of course.

[Skittles!]

ROFL.

What cockroaches? Don't you just get them everywhere?

Aren't Madagascaran Hissing Cockroaches like the biggest ones on earth or something? I might be mistaken of course.

Never heard of them, so yeah.

The ones I know are the home ones, and these other ones that don't 'disturb' humans, because they just live under bark and stuff.

I need to go on Wiki to see this Hissing Cockroach.

[Optimus Prime]

Here's one for you:



See! They are frickin' huge! Apparently harmless though, but still....HUGE for a bug!

[Skittles!]

Ha, I wouldn't be scared of them. As they are wingless too, it doesn't bother me.

Home cock-roaches bother me like no other. Especially when they are in your room flying around at 3 am..

I think someone my dad used to work with had a couple of those cockroaches.. they looked really cool.

[DAZMCFC]

bleeding hell Skittles it`s good to know your not scared of that cockroach. you being from OZ and the size of the spiders and shit like that.


1. See City win a trophy(any trophy would do)
2. See City beat United 5-1(oh i`ve already done that )
3. See Rangers beat Celtic 5-1(oh i`ve already done that )
4. have 2 children Boy and a Girl(oh shit i`ve already done that )
5. win the lottery(Bastard i`ve not done that yet )

[Titanic]

1) See Newcastle win a major trophy
2) Travel to every continent on Earth (4/7 so far)
3) Be worth more then £1m (Got £300 so far!)
4) Watch a F1 race live at every track (0 so far...too expensive)
5) See the EU form to create 1 federal country

[Skittles!]

1) See Newcastle win a major trophy
2) Travel to every continent on Earth (4/7 so far)
3) Be worth more then £1m (Got £300 so far!)
4) Watch a F1 race live at every track (0 so far...too expensive)
5) See the EU form to create 1 federal country

It would be good to see Antarctica, wouldn't it? Apart from the very windy plateaus and below freezing temperatures, oh, and the expensive as hell boat trip, it'll be a great holiday.

[Skittles!]

bleeding hell Skittles it`s good to know your not scared of that cockroach. you being from OZ and the size of the spiders and shit like that.

You seriously think I've seen a massive funnel web spider? Think again. Half the things you hear aren't even true. Sure, we may have most out of 10 poisonous snakes and spiders, but hey, we hardly see them so it doesn't bother me.

We're more likely to see a kangaroo being road-kill than seeing a tiger-snake in the wild.

[Titanic]

1) See Newcastle win a major trophy
2) Travel to every continent on Earth (4/7 so far)
3) Be worth more then £1m (Got £300 so far!)
4) Watch a F1 race live at every track (0 so far...too expensive)
5) See the EU form to create 1 federal country

It would be good to see Antarctica, wouldn't it? Apart from the very windy plateaus and below freezing temperatures, oh, and the expensive as hell boat trip, it'll be a great holiday.

But you also get to have the worlds greatest snow fight...

I think trekking in Antartica would be cool, worthwhile and fun. Might be expensive, but its a holiday that cant be imitated or beaten anywhere else.

[DAZMCFC]

bleeding hell Skittles it`s good to know your not scared of that cockroach. you being from OZ and the size of the spiders and shit like that.

You seriously think I've seen a massive funnel web spider? Think again. Half the things you hear aren't even true. Sure, we may have most out of 10 poisonous snakes and spiders, but hey, we hardly see them so it doesn't bother me.

We're more likely to see a kangaroo being road-kill than seeing a tiger-snake in the wild.

what about the Huntsman, i know there not poisouness, but there big.

[Skittles!]

Oh yeah.. Huntsman, they're really cool. They eat all those peskie bugs you hate. Except my mother occasionally freaks out and kills them :/ I like Huntsman

[flashleg8]

1). See Motherwell F.C. win a game. (okay being realistic I'll settle for a draw)
2). Start "The Revolution" (of the left wing variety)
3). Participate in a riot (any kind really)
4). Move from Larkhall (my current domicile)
5). Grow a beard. (you can't be a proper revolutionary without a beard. And it'd be handy to shave off after the riot to avoid detection)

[joecoolfrog]

1) See Newcastle win a major trophy
2) Travel to every continent on Earth (4/7 so far)
3) Be worth more then £1m (Got £300 so far!)
4) Watch a F1 race live at every track (0 so far...too expensive)
5) See the EU form to create 1 federal country

It would be good to see Antarctica, wouldn't it? Apart from the very windy plateaus and below freezing temperatures, oh, and the expensive as hell boat trip, it'll be a great holiday.

But you also get to have the worlds greatest snow fight...

I think trekking in Antartica would be cool, worthwhile and fun. Might be expensive, but its a holiday that cant be imitated or beaten anywhere else.

Gotta couple of friends in Canada so definitely a plausible trip for me would be the Rockies twinned with an Alaskan cruise,not quite the Antartic but far more affordable and no doubt more comfortable. I have been to Iceland so thats a start

[The1exile]

Learn to speak Spanish and Danish fluently,
Develop a portable microwave,
Own a wind farm,
Take a 6 month holiday to absorb the worlds culture,
Die by nuclear explosion.