Conquer Club

This is funny as f*ck.

wow, did someone really put these on a test?

Yep. You should see some of the answers to our additional maths exam last year.

A guy I know wrote a short poem in one of the tests in his (and mine) latin class, gave himself 0 points for the translation part and the questions part, wrote a line asking the teacher to sign it, handed it in and left.

MeDeFe wrote:A guy I know wrote a short poem in one of the tests in his (and mine) latin class, gave himself 0 points for the translation part and the questions part, wrote a line asking the teacher to sign it, handed it in and left.

eh? so he marked his own paper? lol

In my GCSE technology class, I had a serious vendetta against my teacher, so come the final exam I just wrote lewd explicitives abut him, and screwed up the paper. I got such a telling off for it...they nearly wrote to the exam board to exclude all of my papers that year...

I still managed to get a G for that technology gcse, odin knows how.

especially the 1st one and the 2nd to last ones

GreecePwns wrote::lol: especially the 1st one and the 2nd to last ones

I am thankful I am not that prokaryotic.

GreecePwns wrote::lol: especially the 1st one and the 2nd to last ones

I think a lot of them are funny, except the 2nd to last one. I could see myself righting something like that if I was stuck.

my favourite was x=suck my dick

gimil wrote:my favourite was x=suck my dick

My personal favorite is basically the one with the elephant in the way. Priceless. Honorable mention to the find x. (Here it is)

because he slept with the bosses wife is my fave

cena-rules wrote:because he slept with the bosses wife is my fave

QFT

The elephant one is genious.

Norse wrote:

Isn't that illegal?

Find x

"here it is" brilliantly simple!

Find x is the best

ROFLMFAO

On a cell bio test, the teacher forgot to take down some posters we did earlier in the week at the front of the class (she's old, what can i say) so one person wrote for some question asking for the process of photosynthesis: "I don't need to explain. The answer is on the board"

the biggest thing I ever did (in recent memory) was in a spanish test the paragraph read "Maria is asking her mother for money etc etc finish the sentences" And I didn't get much sleep the night before, and I was skimming the paragraph so I read it as "Maria is attacking her mother for money" and when I came to I realized how tired I was I wrote it in there

it nibbed me some points (outside of the test) toward the decently hot teacher

Norse wrote:This is funny as f*ck.

awesome!

Find x is a really old one, though (we're talking 2 years at least).

Our Latin teacher back in high school used to collect all this things and our "little exam helpers". Every Christmas he made this little cardboard Christmas Tree with this papers on balls with our names on every paper.
Sometimes he also translated to public our latin exams if they were funny, and they were...

Geography teacher in my sisters school asked this girl what is correct name (of the country): Iraq or Iran? And she didn't know...

I'm really suprised at the number of people here that are studying latin...

Norse wrote:I'm really suprised at the number of people here that are studying latin...

I don't see a point. It's been a dead language for how long?

GreecePwns wrote:

Norse wrote:I'm really suprised at the number of people here that are studying latin...

I don't see a point. It's been a dead language for how long?

Latin is a dead language, as dead as dead can be. It killed the ancient romans, and now it's killing me!