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Machiavelli wrote:Actually I hit refresh and it said it again, or something like that.
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
qeee1 wrote:Machiavelli wrote:Actually I hit refresh and it said it again, or something like that.
I was covering your ass, and then you just go paint a big target on it... sigh.
Sir Gordalot wrote:The Clement Theorem #1
Theory:
I, Gord Clement, am positioned at the very centre of the universe.
Givens:
· The area of the universe is infinite
· I occupy a point in space
Proof:
To be at the centre means to be equidistant from all sides. Since the area of the universe is infinite (since the Universe includes everything in existence), it’s dimensions must be infinity by infinity. Therefore if one were to measure from me to the edges of the universe in all directions, one would find a distance of infinity. This implies that I, Gord Clement, am at the centre of the universe.
QED
Implications of The Clement Theorem #1
It has been demonstrated throughout history that the centres of objects are usually their best part (i.e. Tootsie Pop, Oreo Cookie, Jelly-filled Doughnut, Archery Target, Curling Rings, and let’s not forget that over 50% of NHL team captains play centre [Note: 85% of people make up statistics to prove their point]). Using similar logic and The Clement Theorem #1 it can be derived that Gord Clement is the best thing in the Universe. Man I must rule.
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