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Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:28 pm**

So its a 90-year old man's birthday. The doorbell rings, and he goes to get it. There, on his porch is a hot chick. She says to him, "Im here to give you super sex"! And the man says, "I'll take the soup."

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:29 pm**

Heard that one before. Except I heard the joke with:
"Super pussy!"
"I'll have the soup"
version

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:29 pm**

I don't get it

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:30 pm**

hecter wrote:I don't get it

soup or sex = supersex

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:31 pm**

jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it

soup or sex = supersex

thats really not that funny

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:32 pm**

misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it

soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny

Dont worry, Im sure you will get a sesne of humore soon enough. Then you can enjoy jokes. :wink:

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:32 pm**

hecter wrote:I don't get it

Super Pussy!

He heard
Soup or Pussy!

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:32 pm**

hecter wrote:I don't get it

I thought you would have! Fir though...

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:33 pm**

jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it

soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny

Dont worry, Im sure you will get a sesne of humore soon enough. Then you can enjoy jokes.

Burn!

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:33 pm**

jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it

soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny

Dont worry, Im sure you will get a sesne of humore soon enough. Then you can enjoy jokes.

actually, little kid jokes like that really arent that funny. When you reach puberty, maybe you will understand

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:35 pm**

Sorry, NOW I get it, after you explained it to me, of course. I've had a bit to much to drink though, so...

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:35 pm**

misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it

soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny

Dont worry, Im sure you will get a sesne of humore soon enough. Then you can enjoy jokes.
actually, little kid jokes like that really arent that funny. When you reach puberty, maybe you will understand

I have reached puberty(people don't reach puberty at the age of 15 like you mm10, just a hint)

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:36 pm**

misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it

soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny

Dont worry, Im sure you will get a sesne of humore soon enough. Then you can enjoy jokes.
actually, little kid jokes like that really arent that funny. When you reach puberty, maybe you will understand

sure sure, you keep thinking that. Or mabe you just dont understand it? Its alright to say so. We all know your ego is too big for the forums, but a little pm to me is fine. :wink:

BTW, when you reach puberty, you will see how lame you are at comebacks. :wink:

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:36 pm**

Okay, here's another.

A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''
The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.''

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:36 pm**

jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it

soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny

Dont worry, Im sure you will get a sesne of humore soon enough. Then you can enjoy jokes.
actually, little kid jokes like that really arent that funny. When you reach puberty, maybe you will understand

sure sure, you keep thinking that. Or mabe you just dont understand it? Its alright to say so. We all know your ego is too big for the forums, but a little pm to me is fine. BTW, when you reach puberty, you will see how lame you are at comebacks.

The hairs on my penis would say otherwise, too bad you cant say the same :roll:

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:36 pm**

hecter wrote:Sorry, NOW I get it, after you explained it to me, of course. I've had a bit to much to drink though, so...

That probably explains it

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:39 pm**

misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it

soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny

Dont worry, Im sure you will get a sesne of humore soon enough. Then you can enjoy jokes.
actually, little kid jokes like that really arent that funny. When you reach puberty, maybe you will understand

sure sure, you keep thinking that. Or mabe you just dont understand it? Its alright to say so. We all know your ego is too big for the forums, but a little pm to me is fine. BTW, when you reach puberty, you will see how lame you are at comebacks.
The hairs on my penis would say otherwise, too bad you cant say the same

I dont get it :cry:

Haha, dumbfuck
:lol:

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:40 pm**

jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it

soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny

Dont worry, Im sure you will get a sesne of humore soon enough. Then you can enjoy jokes.
actually, little kid jokes like that really arent that funny. When you reach puberty, maybe you will understand

sure sure, you keep thinking that. Or mabe you just dont understand it? Its alright to say so. We all know your ego is too big for the forums, but a little pm to me is fine. BTW, when you reach puberty, you will see how lame you are at comebacks.
The hairs on my penis would say otherwise, too bad you cant say the same

I dont get it

Haha, dumbfuck

You need to explain what that post is.

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:41 pm**

misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it

soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny

Dont worry, Im sure you will get a sesne of humore soon enough. Then you can enjoy jokes.
actually, little kid jokes like that really arent that funny. When you reach puberty, maybe you will understand

sure sure, you keep thinking that. Or mabe you just dont understand it? Its alright to say so. We all know your ego is too big for the forums, but a little pm to me is fine. BTW, when you reach puberty, you will see how lame you are at comebacks.
The hairs on my penis would say otherwise, too bad you cant say the same

Dude that's your mom's hair after the daily bj she gives you!

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:42 pm**

misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it

soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny

Dont worry, Im sure you will get a sesne of humore soon enough. Then you can enjoy jokes.
actually, little kid jokes like that really arent that funny. When you reach puberty, maybe you will understand

sure sure, you keep thinking that. Or mabe you just dont understand it? Its alright to say so. We all know your ego is too big for the forums, but a little pm to me is fine. BTW, when you reach puberty, you will see how lame you are at comebacks.
The hairs on my penis would say otherwise, too bad you cant say the same

I dont get it

Haha, dumbfuck

You need to explain what that post is.

I wonder where it came from? Oh ya, I remember....

Misterman's pm to me wrote:I dont get it

Haha, Dumbfuck

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:42 pm**

Iliad wrote:Dude that's your mom's hair after the daily bj she gives you!

Wait for it... wait for it... the little kiddies are gonna say "burn"

actually, I highly doubt that people have hair in their mouth's. Maybe your species does, but humans dont.

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:43 pm**

jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:You need to explain what that post is.

I wonder where it came from? Oh ya, I remember....

Misterman's pm to me wrote:I dont get it

Haha, Dumbfuck

much better

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:44 pm**

misterman10 wrote:
Iliad wrote:Dude that's your mom's hair after the daily bj she gives you!
Wait for it... wait for it... the little kiddies are gonna say "burn"

actually, I highly doubt that people have hair in their mouth's. Maybe your species does, but humans dont.

You get a bit frustrated and rip some hair off her head. Or pussy.

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:45 pm**

Iliad wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
Iliad wrote:Dude that's your mom's hair after the daily bj she gives you!
Wait for it... wait for it... the little kiddies are gonna say "burn"

actually, I highly doubt that people have hair in their mouth's. Maybe your species does, but humans dont.

You get a bit frustrated and rip some hair off her head. Or pussy.

Wow, so basically the blowjob now has nothing to do with your insult :lol:

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:46 pm**

misterman10 wrote:
Iliad wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
Iliad wrote:Dude that's your mom's hair after the daily bj she gives you!
Wait for it... wait for it... the little kiddies are gonna say "burn"

actually, I highly doubt that people have hair in their mouth's. Maybe your species does, but humans dont.

You get a bit frustrated and rip some hair off her head. Or pussy.
Wow, so basically the blowjob now has nothing to do with your insult

How doesn't it?

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